30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
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jones jones;881077 wrote: 30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
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13. How sweet, you brought incense.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
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Yeah, so I heard 'em all one time or 'nother. Rub it in.:-1
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Maybe it's the women you hang out with jones. Are these comments ones you've heard out of real live women or only in your imagination? :rolleyes:
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ha! Some of those were new to me. Very funny!!
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watermark;881148 wrote: Maybe it's the women you hang out with jones. Are these comments ones you've heard out of real live women or only in your imagination? :rolleyes:
mostly these are comments i've heard from my buddies ...
the women i hang out with usually say ...
1. OH MY GOD!!!
2, Jj!!!
3. Xmas has arrived early this year!
4. Is that ALL for me!!!
5. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
6. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
7. Wooo hooooo!!!
8. Your not from around here ... are you?
9. This has gotta be the luckiest day/night of my entire life!!!
10. Yes ... i DEFINITELY wanna come again!!!!
Jj:-4
mostly these are comments i've heard from my buddies ...
the women i hang out with usually say ...
1. OH MY GOD!!!
2, Jj!!!
3. Xmas has arrived early this year!
4. Is that ALL for me!!!
5. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
6. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
7. Wooo hooooo!!!
8. Your not from around here ... are you?
9. This has gotta be the luckiest day/night of my entire life!!!
10. Yes ... i DEFINITELY wanna come again!!!!
Jj:-4
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters