$40000.00 Funeral.

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:38 am

Larry died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sarah turned to her oldest and

dearest friend. 'Well, I'm sure Larry would be pleased,' she said.

'I'm sure you're right,' replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in

close. 'How much did this really cost?'

'All of it,' said Sarah. 'Forty thousand.'

'No!' Jody exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?'

Sarah answered, 'The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church. The

whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial

Stone.'

Jody computed quickly. '$34,500 for a Memorial Stone? My goodness, how big

is it?'

'Four and a half carats.'

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:48 am

Ha!!! Good one!!

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:00 am

koochikoo;883727 wrote: :yh_rotfl Thats great Jj. You display such a sense of humour here, it's hard to imagine that you actually wrote a novel that was so solemn and complex and serious. Is that why you have a double-barrel name, coz you're actually two people? :wah:

hi koo honey ... yeah i am two people jones and jones! :wah:

Post by **jones jones** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:22 am

koochikoo;883756 wrote: Shouldn't that be Jekyll and Hyde?

nope ... jones and jones are identical twins koo ...

but if you wanna learn more ... why not pee em or mail me?

this thread started as a joke about a funeral ....

Jj:-4

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:29 pm

That's My Girl...My Kind of Headstone.

Love it

Patsy