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jones jones
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A man, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?"

"Oh yes, gramps" the girl replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard, ******* or lousy **** head all morning!"



Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it!
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:wah: Reminds me of something my father would have said.

[QUOTE]"Oh yes, gramps" the girl replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard, ******* or lousy **** head all morning!" [/QUOTE]
ALOHA!!

MOTTO TO LIVE BY:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.

WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"

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