When I Say I'm Broke...i'm Broke!!

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:15 am

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'

I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a f*cking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of 'broke' do you not understand?'

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:57 am

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:08 am

:yh_rotfl Thanks. I needed a laugh to start the day, even though it reminded me of a current problem I have. A relative got a car loan from Well's Fargo. He used my phone number. Now, every time he's a few minutes late with his payment, I get phone calls from them all day and into the evening. I'm on the do not call list, I asked Well's Fargo numerous times to stop calling me, to no avail.

I talked to my relative. He said he always makes his payments but on occasion he sends it the day it's due. It takes days for it to filter down through the system. Ain't computers wonderful? They can instantly spot a bobble but it takes weeks to correct one of theirs.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:53 am

very good jess....:wah::wah::wah:

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:48 am

that really cheered me up,

thanks Jess

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:40 am

That one always cracks me up! :wah:

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:47 pm

el guapo;886616 wrote: WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!

Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.'

I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a f*cking good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of 'broke' do you not understand?'

:yh_rotfl Good one Jess :yh_rotfl

neffy · Post by **neffy** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:23 am

:wah::wah::wah:

rroebuck · Post by **rroebuck** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:43 am

I hear ya~