We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are the rules.
1) Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.
2)Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining when you leave it down.
3)Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing tides. Let it be.
4)No, shopping is not a sport. And no we are never gonna think of it that way.
5)Cying is blackmail
6)Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints don’t work. Strong hints don’t work. Obvious hints don’t work. Just say it.
7)Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to most questions.
8)Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.
9)A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
10)Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days.
11)If you think you are fat you probably are. Don’t ask us.
12)If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
13)You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
14)Whenever possible say whatever you have to say during commercials.
15)Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
16)All men see in only 16 colours like Windows default setting. Peach for example is a fruit not a color. We have no idea what mauve is.
17)If it itches it will be scratched. We do that.
18)If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing, we will act like nothing is wrong. We know your lying but it is just not worth the effort.
19)If you ask a question you don’t want an answer for, expect an answer you don’t wanna hear.
20)When we have to go somewhere absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
21)You have enough clothes.
22)You have too many shoes.
Mens Rules.
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jones jones
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"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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Amen.
Mens Rules.
1. The female always makes the rules :rolleyes:
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. A girl can never have enough shoes !!!!!!
4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is close to being wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Fashion police DO exist Duh
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all times.
18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp, done.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. A girl can never have enough shoes !!!!!!
4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is close to being wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Fashion police DO exist Duh
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all times.
18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp, done.
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jones jones
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- Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:30 am
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buttercup;889145 wrote: 1. The female always makes the rules :rolleyes:
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. A girl can never have enough shoes !!!!!!
4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is close to being wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Fashion police DO exist Duh
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all times.
18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp, done.
OMG i think i'm falling in love!!!
i so love a woman who is ready when she is ready!!!!
Jj:-4
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. A girl can never have enough shoes !!!!!!
4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is close to being wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Fashion police DO exist Duh
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all times.
18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp, done.
OMG i think i'm falling in love!!!
i so love a woman who is ready when she is ready!!!!
Jj:-4
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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kayleneaussie
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jones jones;888696 wrote: We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are the rules.
1) Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.
2)Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining when you leave it down.
3)Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing tides. Let it be.
4)No, shopping is not a sport. And no we are never gonna think of it that way.
5)Cying is blackmail
6)Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints don’t work. Strong hints don’t work. Obvious hints don’t work. Just say it.
7)Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to most questions.
8)Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.
9)A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
10)Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days.
11)If you think you are fat you probably are. Don’t ask us.
12)If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
13)You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
14)Whenever possible say whatever you have to say during commercials.
15)Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
16)All men see in only 16 colours like Windows default setting. Peach for example is a fruit not a color. We have no idea what mauve is.
17)If it itches it will be scratched. We do that.
18)If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing, we will act like nothing is wrong. We know your lying but it is just not worth the effort.
19)If you ask a question you don’t want an answer for, expect an answer you don’t wanna hear.
20)When we have to go somewhere absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
21)You have enough clothes.
22)You have too many shoes.
:eek::eek::eek:
1) Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.
2)Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining when you leave it down.
3)Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing tides. Let it be.
4)No, shopping is not a sport. And no we are never gonna think of it that way.
5)Cying is blackmail
6)Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints don’t work. Strong hints don’t work. Obvious hints don’t work. Just say it.
7)Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to most questions.
8)Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.
9)A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
10)Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact all comments become null and void after 7 days.
11)If you think you are fat you probably are. Don’t ask us.
12)If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
13)You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
14)Whenever possible say whatever you have to say during commercials.
15)Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
16)All men see in only 16 colours like Windows default setting. Peach for example is a fruit not a color. We have no idea what mauve is.
17)If it itches it will be scratched. We do that.
18)If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing, we will act like nothing is wrong. We know your lying but it is just not worth the effort.
19)If you ask a question you don’t want an answer for, expect an answer you don’t wanna hear.
20)When we have to go somewhere absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
21)You have enough clothes.
22)You have too many shoes.
:eek::eek::eek:
FOC THREAD PART 1
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buttercup;889145 wrote: 1. The female always makes the rules :rolleyes:
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. A girl can never have enough shoes !!!!!!
4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is close to being wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Fashion police DO exist Duh
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all times.
18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp, done.
Amen Sister! :wah::wah:
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. A girl can never have enough shoes !!!!!!
4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is close to being wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Fashion police DO exist Duh
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all times.
18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp, done.
Amen Sister! :wah::wah:
Mens Rules.
jones jones;889147 wrote: OMG i think i'm falling in love!!!
i so love a woman who is ready when she is ready!!!!
Jj:-4
I feel a tune coming on - there may be trouble ahead.
i so love a woman who is ready when she is ready!!!!
Jj:-4
I feel a tune coming on - there may be trouble ahead.
Mens Rules.
How about no rules for either side, take each day as it comes and play it by ear!
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chrisb84uk
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Hahaha can't we all just get along, I mean we are all human after all!! :p :-6
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Ah Chris, so young, so sweet, so nieve, come here till i corrupt your mind
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chrisb84uk
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buttercup;890055 wrote: Ah Chris, so young, so sweet, so nieve, come here till i corrupt your mind
Hahaha keep away from me!!! :yh_angel :wah:
Hahaha keep away from me!!! :yh_angel :wah:
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I just want to show you some puppies :rolleyes:
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chrisb84uk
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You do mean dogs right??? :rolleyes: 
Must get away from this thread quickly before who knows what happens!! :wah:
Must get away from this thread quickly before who knows what happens!! :wah:
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chrisb84uk
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koochikoo;890096 wrote: omg! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Chris...have you been sharing your tea? :wah:
Hahaha no I haven't, so it must not be the tea, perhaps it's some kind of confuse/madness gas that is spreading around!! :sneaky:
But don't fear it, embrace it!! :wah:
Chris...have you been sharing your tea? :wah:
Hahaha no I haven't, so it must not be the tea, perhaps it's some kind of confuse/madness gas that is spreading around!! :sneaky:
But don't fear it, embrace it!! :wah:
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chrisb84uk;890061 wrote: Hahaha keep away from me!!! :yh_angel :wah:
that's okay Chris i'll look out for you, no ones gonna corrupt your mind while i'm here!:( :wah::wah:
that's okay Chris i'll look out for you, no ones gonna corrupt your mind while i'm here!:( :wah::wah: