Two Hunters.

Post by **jones jones** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:44 am

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:56 am

:wah::wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:00 pm

I can guess which one was Dick Cheney..

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:14 pm

YZGI;893291 wrote: I can guess which one was Dick Cheney..

:yh_rotfl