Sex is Like Eating Chocolate and Other Interesting Facts

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:50 pm

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

Sex burns 360 calories per hour!

For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!

The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

25% of women think money makes a man sexier

Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t.

The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.

Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:09 pm

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

Sex burns 360 calories per hour!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:39 pm

Mustang;893429 wrote: Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

Sex burns 360 calories per hour!

:yh_rotfl

i see you're finding that very funny!

what are the numbers wrong?:p:D

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:52 pm

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

i found myself thinking of ways i could do this one!:-5

The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!

OMG!!!:eek:

Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t.

well i guess i need to go back to reading romance novels!

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

i thought it was funny that the first couple they showed in the same bed together would be a cartoon! :wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:58 pm

here's another one! :wah::wah:

sex makes you live longer, it may add 3-8 years to your life.:-6

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:54 pm

JAB;893465 wrote: Serves 'em right!

Is that all? :-2

yeah it does serve them right doesn't it!

when you think about it that is a kinda small amount of kissing for a whole lifetime!

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:34 pm

In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

In 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered in the presence of men other than her husband.

The early Christian church forbade couples from having sex on Wednesdays, Fridays and of course, Sundays.

Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.

In Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."

An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture

An excerpt from Kentucky state legislation: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

In Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission

In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on

A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:11 am

Idgie;893592 wrote: If a man spent that much time thinking about sex, I don't see how he'd get anything else done.

360 calories per hour? hahahaha....what's he on viagra or something? :wah:

Where are you finding all these facts Hope? :-3

:wah::wah::wah:

http://ioframe.com/interestingfacts

click on the word sex at the top right!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:37 am

Sex burns 360 calories per hour!

Thats about 4 months worth of sex..

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:39 am

Hope6;893424 wrote: Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

Sex burns 360 calories per hour!

For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!

The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

25% of women think money makes a man sexier

Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t.

The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.

Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.

YZGI;893678 wrote: Sex burns 360 calories per hour!

Thats about 4 months worth of sex..

so that should actually say 'males on average last about 7 seconds'

:p

:wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:48 am

YZGI;893678 wrote: Sex burns 360 calories per hour!

Thats about 4 months worth of sex..

:eek:

:wah::wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:49 am

sunny104;893681 wrote: so that should actually say 'males on average last about 7 seconds'

:p

:wah:

Amen Sister!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:54 am

Hope6;893694 wrote: Amen Sister!! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:o

:wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:30 am

sunny104;893698 wrote:

:wah:

we're gonna be in trouble with all the guys on here now! :wah::wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:48 am

Hope6;893750 wrote: we're gonna be in trouble with all the guys on here now! :wah::wah:

they know we love them! :sneaky:

:-4

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:49 am

Hope6;893750 wrote: we're gonna be in trouble with all the guys on here now! :wah::wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:54 am

Idgie;893592 wrote: If a man spent that much time thinking about sex, I don't see how he'd get anything else done. :wah:

360 calories per hour? hahahaha....what's he on viagra or something? :wah:

Where are you finding all these facts Hope? :-3

1. Should i say it is very very hardddddd. to get anything else done.

2. 360 calories No more like 500 calories? :p

3. Don't know about the facts and don't care.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:11 pm

Mustang;893783 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:

you're finding a awful lot of this stuff funny today buddy!

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:14 pm

Hope6;893440 wrote: here's another one! :wah::wah:

sex makes you live longer, it may add 3-8 years to your life.:-6

i found this one very interesting!

i'm thinking maybe i should sign off from here in the garden and see if i can go extend my life!

:sneaky:

Babe · Post by **Babe** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:31 pm

Hope6;894155 wrote: you're finding a awful lot of this stuff funny today buddy!

I'll have a talk with him for you Hope and straighten him out, ok? :sneaky: :p

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:40 pm

Babe;894214 wrote: I'll have a talk with him for you Hope and straighten him out, ok? :sneaky: :p

yes! you do that please Babe! :wah::wah::wah:

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:47 pm

Babe;894214 wrote: I'll have a talk with him for you Hope and straighten him out, ok? :sneaky: :p

Is that a promise? :sneaky: :p :wah:

Babe · Post by **Babe** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:45 pm

Mustang;894719 wrote: Is that a promise? :sneaky: :p :wah:

You can bet on it! :sneaky: :p

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:48 pm

Hope6;893424 wrote:

The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!

When was this?...

About the time John Browning came up with his idea?...

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:18 am

K.Snyder;894795 wrote: When was this?...

About the time John Browning came up with his idea?...

Mrs Vassilet (1816-1872) holds that record and she deserves it! This Russian lady was the first wife of Fyodor Vassilet, a farmer from Shuya, and went through no less than 27 pregnancies! But the most impressive fact is that she had twins 16 times, triplets 7 times and 4 times quadruplets, which brings us to a total of ¦ 69 children!

And, what is even more impressive, the majority of them lived up to their adult age, which wasn’t that common in those tiemes.

Mrs Vassilet’s fecundity made her so famous that she even met tsar Alexander II.

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:16 am

Hope6;894863 wrote: Mrs Vassilet (1816-1872) holds that record and she deserves it! This Russian lady was the first wife of Fyodor Vassilet, a farmer from Shuya, and went through no less than 27 pregnancies! But the most impressive fact is that she had twins 16 times, triplets 7 times and 4 times quadruplets, which brings us to a total of ¦ 69 children!

And, what is even more impressive, the majority of them lived up to their adult age, which wasn’t that common in those tiemes.

Mrs Vassilet’s fecundity made her so famous that she even met tsar Alexander II.

How nice...

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:36 pm

K.Snyder;895280 wrote: How nice...

all i can say is

!

i would not want to be her!

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:37 pm

Hope6;895378 wrote: all i can say is

!

i would not want to be her!

Sure...Why not?...

69 children...

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:48 pm

K.Snyder;895395 wrote: Sure...Why not?...

69 children...

i have always said i would like to have a housefull of children but 69?

plus it was the 1800'S, no epidurals!

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:59 pm

You can be by my side, but I'm still taking that epidural:wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:25 pm

qsducks;895408 wrote: You can be by my side, but I'm still taking that epidural:wah:

you better believe i had my epidural when i had Jacob, i admit to being a total wuss, i said up front, i want drugs, everything you can give me!:wah::wah::wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:41 pm

Hope6;895439 wrote: you better believe i had my epidural when i had Jacob, i admit to being a total wuss, i said up front, i want drugs, everything you can give me!:wah::wah::wah:

:yh_rotfl Me too. No pain please. Have to admit I slept through have the deliveries except the one where I was induced and I still had the epidural. But I managed to get him out in 6 hrs.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:02 pm

qsducks;895466 wrote: :yh_rotfl Me too. No pain please. Have to admit I slept through have the deliveries except the one where I was induced and I still had the epidural. But I managed to get him out in 6 hrs.

i couldn't have Jacob and ended up having a c-section, he was hitting a bone or something and he was turned wrong to, the doctor said she wasn't gonna risk either of us by continuing to try.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:09 pm

Hope6;895501 wrote: i couldn't have Jacob and ended up having a c-section, he was hitting a bone or something and he was turned wrong to, the doctor said she wasn't gonna risk either of us by continuing to try.

My first one was C-section but the other 3 were VBAC.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:38 pm

qsducks;895507 wrote: My first one was C-section but the other 3 were VBAC.

what is VBAC?

Malady Ash · Post by **Malady Ash** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:41 am

I have twin girls who are now 34. I was 20 years old, I was 16 hours in labour one was breech, born feet first and one was born with forceps, i had 22 stitches inside and out, and after the girls were born my then husband said to me, "its ok love it wont be so bad next time", I got the midwife to throw him out of the delivery room lol. There was no way i was going through that again.. But eventually i did and had another daughter. Then 20 years after she was born i got pregnant again with my new husband and had a son, who is now 15. It's a good job you forget how painful it is to give birth, until you find out you are pregnant and then it all comes flooding back and i was petrified, but you forget again. I think i have done my bit towards the population and now i can leave all the pregnancy things to my kids lol. We are now up to No 11 with the grandkids, frank has 3 daughters, and i wish they would stop already cos its getting way too expensive at christmas lol.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:04 am

Malady Ash;895649 wrote: I have twin girls who are now 34. I was 20 years old, I was 16 hours in labour one was breech, born feet first and one was born with forceps, i had 22 stitches inside and out, and after the girls were born my then husband said to me, "its ok love it wont be so bad next time", I got the midwife to throw him out of the delivery room lol. There was no way i was going through that again.. But eventually i did and had another daughter. Then 20 years after she was born i got pregnant again with my new husband and had a son, who is now 15. It's a good job you forget how painful it is to give birth, until you find out you are pregnant and then it all comes flooding back and i was petrified, but you forget again. I think i have done my bit towards the population and now i can leave all the pregnancy things to my kids lol. We are now up to No 11 with the grandkids, frank has 3 daughters, and i wish they would stop already cos its getting way too expensive at christmas lol.

mine time trying to have Jacob actually wasn't that bad, i was in the hospital 20 hours but my contractions weren't much most of that time, and i was drugged up, then they gave me that medicine that speeds up you contractions, and i had the epidural, then i tried pushing for a couple of hours and the doctor didn't want to risk either of us any longer, i don't know but something must have been wrong for her to say that! i know i had a problem with my blood pressure being really high a few days before, but anyway i then had a c-section.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:36 am

Hope6;895555 wrote: what is VBAC?

Vaginal birth after cesarean.

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:41 am

Believe me VBAC is so much easier than a C-section. The recovery time for VBAC is a lot quicker.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:16 pm

qsducks;895779 wrote: Believe me VBAC is so much easier than a C-section. The recovery time for VBAC is a lot quicker.

yeah with a c-section, it took longer for me to get up and around i think, but it couldn't be helped i guess, i'm just glad i'm living in this century, i hundred years ago i would probably be dead!

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:20 pm

Hope6;896463 wrote: yeah with a c-section, it took longer for me to get up and around i think, but it couldn't be helped i guess, i'm just glad i'm living in this century, i hundred years ago i would probably be dead!

What's equally sad is that one hundred years in the future one may be saying..."I wish I had lived one hundred years ago...Maybe then I would have a better chance"...

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:45 pm

K.Snyder;896466 wrote: What's equally sad is that one hundred years in the future one may be saying..."I wish I had lived one hundred years ago...Maybe then I would have a better chance"...

i'm afraid the way things are going, you may be exactly right!