New Supermarket Just Opened Near My Place

Post by **jones jones** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:54 pm

A new supermarket opened in my suburb. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk shelves you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:57 pm

:wah:

I was buying it up until the mooing cows! We have that thunder mister too.....so it seemed plausible enough... ha! Good one.

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:41 pm

yeah i was like you Red i was believing it, because we have a mister in our supermarket to, but the cows and hay and chickens got me a little suspicious!

good one Jj! you had me going there for a minute........but just for a minute!:wah:

FUBAR · Post by **FUBAR** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:26 am

Do they sell condoms????:wah::wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:32 am

:wah::wah::wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:37 am

What no flushing sound in this section. :p

[QUOTE]I don't buy toilet paper there any more.[/QUOTE]