Everything is normal in SF

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Everything is normal in SF; in other words TOTALLY insane!







( A scene at City Hall in San Francisco )

'Next.'



'Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.'

'Names?'

'Tim and Jim Jones.'

'Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance.'

'Yes, we're brothers.'

'Brothers? You can't get married.'

'Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?'

'Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!'

'Incest?' No, we are not gay.'

'Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?'

'For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects.'

'But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman.'

'Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim.'

'And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?'

'All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next.'

'Hi. We are here to get married.'

'Names?'

'John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson.'

'Who wants to marry whom?'

'We all want to marry each other.'

'But there are four of you!'

'That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert love s June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship.'

'But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples.'

'So you're discriminating against bisexuals!'

'No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples.'

'Since when are you standing on tradition?'

'Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere.'

'Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!'

'All right, all right. Next.'

'Hello, I'd like a marriage license.'

'In what names?'

'David Deets.'

'And the other man?'

'That's all. I want to marry myself.'

'Marry yourself? What do you mean?'

'Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together, then I can file a joint income-tax return.'

'That does it! I quit!! You people are making a mockery of marriage!!'

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rjwould;902251 wrote: How would these scenarios affect you personally, Hoppy?


I just wanna marry my hand, RJ.:wah:

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rjwould;902257 wrote: I now pronounce you hand and man. You may now kiss the bride. See how easy it is? You no longer have to live in sin.


But, I didn't even have a best man, I mean hand. Or a reception. What kind of wedding is this? Wanna kiss the bride?:wah::wah:

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rjwould;902266 wrote: Its a unique wedding just for you and your needs (or wishes). Don't forget that we like to be uniquely American, right?

No thanks, that would be cheating.


I think your just jealous because my hand is cuter than yours.

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rjwould;902534 wrote: It has no affect on you.

The fact that the intolerant among us have caused resources to be spent on this is a shame, so lets just let everyone live their lives as they choose and give everyone equal rights.....COOL?


Yes it does. And your "fact" is only an opinion.