Give me $418 – and no ones.
bank robber in Dundalk Maryland to a bank teller.
Richard Madeley: I understand you have a little lad of 12.
Caller: Yes that’s right.
Madeley: Is he a boy or a girl?
Caller: A boy.
Overheard on British radio.
Lawyer: Now, Mrs Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?
Actual courtroom testimony.
There is no housing shortage in Lincoln today – just a rumour that is put about by people who have nowhere to live.
Mayor of Lincoln in the Lincolnshire Echo(U.K)
Most cars on our roads have only one occupant – usually the driver.
Carol Malia, BBC North-East.
TV reporter: Are they slow-moving , chief?
Sheriff: Yeah. They’re dead. They’re … all messed up.
From the 1968 movie Night of the Living Dead.
Q: Were you acquainted with the deceased?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: Before or after he died?
Testimony from court records.
We were disturbed by the ridicule because death, especially to the person who has just experienced it, is not funny.
Spokesman for a national funeral directors association.
For most people death comes at the end of their lives.
GLR broadcaster (UK)
When I give the order to abandon ship, it doesn’t matter what time I leave. If some people want to stay, then they can.
Captain Tiannis Avranas of the cruise line Oceanos which sunk off the coast of Africa. (Avranas was one of the first to get off the ship)
If there is a God, I’d like to meet the dude – I’d like to go hang out with him.
Micky Rourke as the biker guy in the 1991 movie Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.
FIRST CARRY TO FIRE.
Instruction on fire extinguisher.
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jones jones;906209 wrote: Give me $418 – and no ones.
bank robber in Dundalk Maryland to a bank teller.
Richard Madeley: I understand you have a little lad of 12.
Caller: Yes that’s right.
Madeley: Is he a boy or a girl?
Caller: A boy.
Overheard on British radio.
Lawyer: Now, Mrs Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?
Actual courtroom testimony.
There is no housing shortage in Lincoln today – just a rumour that is put about by people who have nowhere to live.
Mayor of Lincoln in the Lincolnshire Echo(U.K)
Most cars on our roads have only one occupant – usually the driver.
Carol Malia, BBC North-East.
TV reporter: Are they slow-moving , chief?
Sheriff: Yeah. They’re dead. They’re ¦ all messed up.
From the 1968 movie Night of the Living Dead.
Q: Were you acquainted with the deceased?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: Before or after he died?
Testimony from court records.
We were disturbed by the ridicule because death, especially to the person who has just experienced it, is not funny.
Spokesman for a national funeral directors association.
For most people death comes at the end of their lives.
GLR broadcaster (UK)
When I give the order to abandon ship, it doesn’t matter what time I leave. If some people want to stay, then they can.
Captain Tiannis Avranas of the cruise line Oceanos which sunk off the coast of Africa. (Avranas was one of the first to get off the ship)
If there is a God, I’d like to meet the dude – I’d like to go hang out with him.
Micky Rourke as the biker guy in the 1991 movie Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.
FIRST CARRY TO FIRE.
Instruction on fire extinguisher.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
bank robber in Dundalk Maryland to a bank teller.
Richard Madeley: I understand you have a little lad of 12.
Caller: Yes that’s right.
Madeley: Is he a boy or a girl?
Caller: A boy.
Overheard on British radio.
Lawyer: Now, Mrs Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?
Actual courtroom testimony.
There is no housing shortage in Lincoln today – just a rumour that is put about by people who have nowhere to live.
Mayor of Lincoln in the Lincolnshire Echo(U.K)
Most cars on our roads have only one occupant – usually the driver.
Carol Malia, BBC North-East.
TV reporter: Are they slow-moving , chief?
Sheriff: Yeah. They’re dead. They’re ¦ all messed up.
From the 1968 movie Night of the Living Dead.
Q: Were you acquainted with the deceased?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: Before or after he died?
Testimony from court records.
We were disturbed by the ridicule because death, especially to the person who has just experienced it, is not funny.
Spokesman for a national funeral directors association.
For most people death comes at the end of their lives.
GLR broadcaster (UK)
When I give the order to abandon ship, it doesn’t matter what time I leave. If some people want to stay, then they can.
Captain Tiannis Avranas of the cruise line Oceanos which sunk off the coast of Africa. (Avranas was one of the first to get off the ship)
If there is a God, I’d like to meet the dude – I’d like to go hang out with him.
Micky Rourke as the biker guy in the 1991 movie Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.
FIRST CARRY TO FIRE.
Instruction on fire extinguisher.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl