Virtual Weddings

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:31 pm

There was some debate earlier on the "Do You Need a Hug" thread about why anyone would want cyber hugs and kisses, instead of the real thing.

I found this link, now tell me what y'all think of this, it's a link for virtual weddings, you put in your names and you get a certificate and everything. :guitarist

of course it's fake and it's just for fun but what do y'all think of something like this?

http://www.bored.com/funweddings/index.php

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:04 pm

Before Sunset;906653 wrote: I personally think that a virtual marriage would be preferable to a real one. Not that I'm a pessimist or anything! :wah:

:wah::wah: a lot of people would probably agree with you! :wah::wah:

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:54 pm

What's in the Prenup?...

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:58 pm

K.Snyder;906683 wrote: What's in the Prenup?...

i guess it would be whatever the two people wanted to be in it! :wah:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:45 am

So who are you going to virtual marry sis :sneaky:;)

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:13 am

Hope6;906685 wrote:

i guess it would be whatever the two people wanted to be in it! :wah:

Yes but do both want it?...:wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:28 am

K.Snyder;906697 wrote: Yes but do both want it?...:wah:

i guess that would depend on who they are!

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:29 am

Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here today to join together this

man and this woman in virtual matrimony. Into this holy estate these two

persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause

why they may not be joined together, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Chezzie, do you take K.Snyder to be your virtual wedded husband?

Do you promise to love, comfort, honor, and keep him for better or

worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health

as long as you both shall live?

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you

virtual husband and virtual wife.

You may now kiss.

Heres our certificate...

Whats yours in now mine and whats mine is my own:D

Sex 7 days a week, your free to watch:wah

Oh no im already married...Im a bigomist:wah:

oh no Im already married..Im a bigomist

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:29 am

kayleneaussie;906695 wrote: So who are you going to virtual marry sis :sneaky:;)

Who me?

hey i just found this thing and thought it was interesting! :wah::wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:31 am

Chezzie;906735 wrote: Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here today to join together this

man and this woman in virtual matrimony. Into this holy estate these two

persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause

why they may not be joined together, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Chezzie, do you take K.Snyder to be your virtual wedded husband?

Do you promise to love, comfort, honor, and keep him for better or

worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health

as long as you both shall live?

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you

virtual husband and virtual wife.

You may now kiss.

Heres our certificate...

Whats yours in now mine and whats mine is my own:D

Sex 7 days a week, your free to watch:wah

Oh no im already married...Im a bigomist:wah:

oh no Im already married..Im a bigomist

:wah::wah::wah:

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:35 am

Chezzie;906735 wrote: Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here today to join together this

man and this woman in virtual matrimony. Into this holy estate these two

persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause

why they may not be joined together, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Chezzie, do you take K.Snyder to be your virtual wedded husband?

Do you promise to love, comfort, honor, and keep him for better or

worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health

as long as you both shall live?

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you

virtual husband and virtual wife.

You may now kiss.

Heres our certificate...

Whats yours in now mine and whats mine is my own:D

Sex 7 days a week, your free to watch:wah

Oh no im already married...Im a bigomist:wah:

oh no Im already married..Im a bigomist

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:36 am

Chezzie;906735 wrote: Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here today to join together this

man and this woman in virtual matrimony. Into this holy estate these two

persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause

why they may not be joined together, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Chezzie, do you take K.Snyder to be your virtual wedded husband?

Do you promise to love, comfort, honor, and keep him for better or

worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health

as long as you both shall live?

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you

virtual husband and virtual wife.

You may now kiss.

Heres our certificate...

Whats yours in now mine and whats mine is my own:D

Sex 7 days a week, your free to watch:wah

Oh no im already married...Im a bigomist:wah:

oh no Im already married..Im a bigomist

I must have been drunk I don't remember this!!!...

Oh wait yes, yes...I promise to love, comfort, honor, and keep you for better or

worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health

as long as we both shall live...

Chezzie;906735 wrote: Whats yours in now mine and whats mine is my own:D I've never heard of a prenuptial agreement like that...

:wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:37 am

K.Snyder;906745 wrote: I must have been drunk I don't remember this!!!...

Oh wait yes, yes...I promise to love, comfort, honor, and keep you for better or

worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health

as long as we both shall live...

I've never heard of a prenuptial agreement like that...

:wah:

I knew you had fallen for my individuality:-4

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:39 am

Chezzie;906748 wrote: I knew you had fallen for my individuality:-4

I've fallen for all of you...:-4

But I still keep the house!!!...:wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:40 am

Chezzie;906735 wrote: Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here today to join together this

man and this woman in virtual matrimony. Into this holy estate these two

persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause

why they may not be joined together, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Chezzie, do you take K.Snyder to be your virtual wedded husband?

Do you promise to love, comfort, honor, and keep him for better or

worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health

as long as you both shall live?

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you

virtual husband and virtual wife.

You may now kiss.

Heres our certificate...

Whats yours in now mine and whats mine is my own:D

Sex 7 days a week, your free to watch:wah

Oh no im already married...Im a bigomist:wah:

oh no Im already married..Im a bigomist

Chez you say you're a bigomist, who else are you married to on here? :sneaky: :wah:

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:41 am

Hope6;906752 wrote: Chez you say you're a bigomist, who else are you married to on here? :sneaky: :wah:

Yes...Prenuptial agreements are nullified by cheating!!!...

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:44 am

K.Snyder;906754 wrote: Yes...Prenuptial agreements are nullified by cheating!!!...

yeah they usually are!

oops! Chez! you've got some explaining to do! :sneaky: :wah::wah:

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:50 am

Hope6;906758 wrote: yeah they usually are!

oops! Chez! you've got some explaining to do! :sneaky: :wah::wah:

Oh, well I was the second marriage so that's ok then...

But that does make the marriage void in case you want to divorce me...:yh_tong2

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:56 am

K.Snyder;906762 wrote: Oh, well I was the second marriage so that's ok then...

But that does make the marriage void in case you want to divorce me...:yh_tong2

actually, if the marriage is void, she doesn't have to divorce you anyway, does she?

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:57 am

K.Snyder;906762 wrote: Oh, well I was the second marriage so that's ok then...

But that does make the marriage void in case you want to divorce me...:yh_tong2

I reckon you will be doing the divorcing, have you seen your list of chores????:wah:

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:00 am

Hope6;906769 wrote: actually, if the marriage is void, she doesn't have to divorce you anyway, does she?

No...Which I would be utterly heartbroken if she had...:yh_sigh

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:01 am

Chezzie;906771 wrote: I reckon you will be doing the divorcing, have you seen your list of chores????:wah:

Oh God...No...

Does it involve whips?...

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:03 am

K.Snyder;906775 wrote: Oh God...No...

Does it involve whips?...

I hope your on your knees as you ask that question:sneaky::wah:

hah hah it involves lots of heat and steam.....:-4

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:05 am

Chezzie;906778 wrote:

hah hah it involves lots of heat and steam.....:-4

Now this I can live with...

I mean...

Oh no not that anything but that...:sneaky:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:09 am

K.Snyder;906779 wrote: Now this I can live with...

I mean...

Oh no not that anything but that...:sneaky:

heh heh you find all the laundry to be ironed waiting for you in the utility room, Ive set up the iron and ironing board...Enjoy im off lingerie shopping:sneaky:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:09 am

Well it looks like we've produced one happy couple anyway! :wah::wah::wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:17 am

Hope6;906782 wrote: Well it looks like we've produced one happy couple anyway! :wah::wah::wah:

cant wait for consumation:D

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:22 am

Chezzie;906788 wrote: cant wait for consumation:D

OMG!!

i like your list Chez, very funny!

:wah::wah: :sneaky:

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:33 am

Chezzie;906781 wrote: heh heh you find all the laundry to be ironed waiting for you in the utility room, Ive set up the iron and ironing board...Enjoy im off lingerie shopping:sneaky:

I'll wait for you to go lingerie shopping before I do the laundry...:sneaky:

(Just joking)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:44 am

K.Snyder;906797 wrote: I'll wait for you to go lingerie shopping before I do the laundry...:sneaky:

(Just joking)

ohhh a hooked a fiesty one...Yay me:D:-4

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:30 am

ummmmmmmmmmmmm will have to look round the garden and see who I can reel in :sneaky:;)

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:35 am

kayleneaussie;906839 wrote: ummmmmmmmmmmmm will have to look round the garden and see who I can reel in :sneaky:;)

There ya go Sis! maybe i'll have a look around too! :sneaky: :wah::wah:

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:57 am

I read this and wanted to share:

Virtual marriage leads to actual thrashing

(China Daily)

Updated: 2008-03-27 09:26

A young man surnamed Zhang from Shijiazhuang, Hebei province, was so enamored of a woman he had met in cyberspace that he physically assaulted a person who asked her out in real life.

Zhang met Li, the woman, a year ago in an online game. He has since "married" her in an online ceremony, divorced her and then remarried her. He refers to her as his wife.

However, seeing Li out walking with another man, surnamed Wang, on March 5, Zheng got so angry that he and his friends gave Wang a sound thrashing. Zhang is now under investigation, and police are looking for his friends.

(Yanzhao Metropolis Daily)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:00 am

Crikey moses:wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:06 am

Trunk Monkey;906937 wrote: I read this and wanted to share:

Virtual marriage leads to actual thrashing

(China Daily)

Updated: 2008-03-27 09:26

A young man surnamed Zhang from Shijiazhuang, Hebei province, was so enamored of a woman he had met in cyberspace that he physically assaulted a person who asked her out in real life.

Zhang met Li, the woman, a year ago in an online game. He has since "married" her in an online ceremony, divorced her and then remarried her. He refers to her as his wife.

However, seeing Li out walking with another man, surnamed Wang, on March 5, Zheng got so angry that he and his friends gave Wang a sound thrashing. Zhang is now under investigation, and police are looking for his friends.

(Yanzhao Metropolis Daily)

well it sounds like he knew her from more than just being online, if he recognized her on the street then they must live in the same area.

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:13 am

Hope6;906943 wrote: well it sounds like he knew her from more than just being online, if he recognized her on the street then they must live in the same area.

I agree. That's what I find so strange about this

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:17 am

web cam?:sneaky:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:20 am

Chezzie;906954 wrote: web cam?:sneaky:

very possible, but the fact that he saw her on the street means they lived somewhere in the samw area, unless he traveled a long way to track her down or something.

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:48 am

Trunk Monkey;906937 wrote: I read this and wanted to share:

Virtual marriage leads to actual thrashing

(China Daily)

Updated: 2008-03-27 09:26

A young man surnamed Zhang from Shijiazhuang, Hebei province, was so enamored of a woman he had met in cyberspace that he physically assaulted a person who asked her out in real life.

Zhang met Li, the woman, a year ago in an online game. He has since "married" her in an online ceremony, divorced her and then remarried her. He refers to her as his wife.

However, seeing Li out walking with another man, surnamed Wang, on March 5, Zheng got so angry that he and his friends gave Wang a sound thrashing. Zhang is now under investigation, and police are looking for his friends.

(Yanzhao Metropolis Daily)

My God Chezzie...I want a divorce...:wah:

I'm just joking...

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:50 am

Hope6;906943 wrote: well it sounds like he knew her from more than just being online, if he recognized her on the street then they must live in the same area.

Well yeah...

That,..or he could have stalked her...:wah:

By the sound of the beating he's given out I would have to go with the latter...:wah:

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:51 am

Congratulations Chez & K

So are we having a virtual reception? What band's playing? So much things for you guys to arrange :wah:

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:56 am

K.Snyder;906981 wrote: Well yeah...

That,..or he could have stalked her...:wah:

By the sound of the beating he's given out I would have to go with the latter...:wah:

yeah! sounds like a stalker to me too!

that's one of the dangers of the internet i guess.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:57 am

K.Snyder;906978 wrote: My God Chezzie...I want a divorce...:wah:

I'm just joking...

oh nooooo Iv'e booked my plane ticket for the consumation:wah:

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:17 am

Chezzie;906989 wrote: oh nooooo Iv'e booked my plane ticket for the consumation:wah:

Oh well we can fit that in...:wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:30 am

K.Snyder;907010 wrote: Oh well we can fit that in...:wah:

said the actress to the bishop:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_wink

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:32 pm

Okay this thread is supposed to be a bit of fluff and fun so no more talk of stalkers and beating people up! :wah::wah:

so who's gonna be the next lucky couple? :guitarist

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:39 pm

Okay...me and George Clooney :wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:07 pm

You guys can have George, I'm taking the Love Guru:-4