Female Prayer and Male Prayer

[Trunk Monkey]

Female Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

Male Prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big boobs

who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't

rhyme and I don't give a crap.

Amen.

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Trunk Monkey;908008 wrote: Female Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

Amen.

Male Prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big boobs

who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't

rhyme and I don't give a crap.

Amen.


I resemble that remark. (Hic).