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K.Snyder;910506 wrote: Oh Kay I'm sorry to hear that...
Thanks Kevin , will let you know more later
Thanks Kevin , will let you know more later
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Well she has concussion also a splithead and had a tear in an internal muscle which has been stitched and they are still doing other tests:(
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Kay so very sorry to hear about ur grandmother, i do hope she recovers how old is she.Glad to hear ur injuries are getting better.Cold hear today.Just got news that my housesitter for our hols in september has pulled out so im frantically trying to get another one wish me luck.Hi to everyone today hope ur all feeling good.xx:-6:-6:-6
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Ally;910520 wrote: Kay so very sorry to hear about ur grandmother, i do hope she recovers how old is she.Glad to hear ur injuries are getting better.Cold hear today.Just got news that my housesitter for our hols in september has pulled out so im frantically trying to get another one wish me luck.Hi to everyone today hope ur all feeling good.xx:-6:-6:-6
Grand daughter allie...put glasses on;)
Good luck with your house sitter
Grand daughter allie...put glasses on;)
Good luck with your house sitter
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ooppss sorry kay had them on must need new ones lol.That spit head sounds unusual lol.
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Just had dinner. Roast lamb and gravy,potatoes, spinach, pumpkin, cauliflour and sweet potato 

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Hi Peeps
Quick hello to you all, me and the girls are off to the suncentre all day today....:-6
Catch u later possoms:-4
Quick hello to you all, me and the girls are off to the suncentre all day today....:-6
Catch u later possoms:-4
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kayleneaussie;910505 wrote: Just found out my granddaughter was in a car accident and has head and internal injuries
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Oh no....how old is she fgs....what a shock for you:-3
Oh no....how old is she fgs....what a shock for you:-3
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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I havent got time to read now babe but sorry to read of your granddaughter Kay and I hope she recovers real soon, their quite hardy little buggas aint they:-4
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Ally;910520 wrote: Kay so very sorry to hear about ur grandmother, i do hope she recovers how old is she.Glad to hear ur injuries are getting better.Cold hear today.Just got news that my housesitter for our hols in september has pulled out so im frantically trying to get another one wish me luck.Hi to everyone today hope ur all feeling good.xx:-6What you need a Housesitter for fgs......you call me bleedin posh.....flipping eck....a Babysitter for the house:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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kayleneaussie;910559 wrote: Just had dinner. Roast lamb and gravy,potatoes, spinach, pumpkin, cauliflour and sweet potato :DWhat no Marrowfat Peas
:(
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Chezzie;910568 wrote: Hi Peeps
Quick hello to you all, me and the girls are off to the suncentre all day today....:-6
Catch u later possoms:-4Have a great day mate;)x
Quick hello to you all, me and the girls are off to the suncentre all day today....:-6
Catch u later possoms:-4Have a great day mate;)x
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Carolly;910581 wrote: What no Marrowfat Peas
:(
And what is that
And what is that
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Carolly;910573 wrote: Oh no....how old is she fgs....what a shock for you:-3
She is 8 months older than my Daniel. She has mild concussion stitched head stitched internal muscle and bruising and they have sent her home to be watched carefully over the next 4 days:-5:-5
She is 8 months older than my Daniel. She has mild concussion stitched head stitched internal muscle and bruising and they have sent her home to be watched carefully over the next 4 days:-5:-5
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Good morning everyone!:-4
so sorry to hear about your granddaughter Kay! :-4
Carol are you alright Sis, after we kept you up all night? :wah: :-4
so sorry to hear about your granddaughter Kay! :-4
Carol are you alright Sis, after we kept you up all night? :wah: :-4
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kayleneaussie;910595 wrote: oooooooooooooooops time for big brother :driving:
Im talking to Val on MSN:p
Im talking to Val on MSN:p
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Well I was;)
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kayleneaussie;910610 wrote: What happened
Well I aint now
:rolleyes:
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See you guys later as Im off to London;):driving:
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Carolly;910623 wrote: See you guys later as Im off to London;):driving:
Bye Petal :-4
Bye Petal :-4
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morning everyone,
just waiting to be dragged kicking and screaming round town again. it was a good idea at 9am when the sun was out !!! but now its thick sea mist out there and starting to rain.
hope yer all fit and well,
going to have a read back now :-2
just waiting to be dragged kicking and screaming round town again. it was a good idea at 9am when the sun was out !!! but now its thick sea mist out there and starting to rain.
hope yer all fit and well,
going to have a read back now :-2
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Hope6;910424 wrote: What the heck have i got myself into ffs! i'm racking my brain over here trying to write a bleedin poem! :-5
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you've been talkin to our carol too much, thats priceless !!
:wah::wah:
you've been talkin to our carol too much, thats priceless !!
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Helen there are new intructions awaiting for you in the BB thread:sneaky:
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Oh, just woke up and am still woozy.:wah:
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Helen;910629 wrote: :wah::wah:
you've been talkin to our carol too much, thats priceless !!
:wah::wah::wah:
you've been talkin to our carol too much, thats priceless !!
:wah::wah::wah:
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Hi Everybody! :-4
well looks like i missed everybody!
i've been busy keeping an eye on the BB thread, to make sure everybody behaves! :sneaky:
since i'm in charge today until Carol gets back!
i said over there though, putting me in charge is like putting the fox in charge of the hen house! :sneaky: :wah:
well looks like i missed everybody!

i've been busy keeping an eye on the BB thread, to make sure everybody behaves! :sneaky:
since i'm in charge today until Carol gets back!

i said over there though, putting me in charge is like putting the fox in charge of the hen house! :sneaky: :wah:
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Hope6;910754 wrote: Hi Everybody! :-4
well looks like i missed everybody!
i've been busy keeping an eye on the BB thread, to make sure everybody behaves! :sneaky:
since i'm in charge today until Carol gets back!
i said over there though, putting me in charge is like putting the fox in charge of the hen house! :sneaky: :wah:
Uh oh!
well looks like i missed everybody!

i've been busy keeping an eye on the BB thread, to make sure everybody behaves! :sneaky:
since i'm in charge today until Carol gets back!

i said over there though, putting me in charge is like putting the fox in charge of the hen house! :sneaky: :wah:
Uh oh!
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Ugghh!! Quin is upstairs at the moment having a hissy fit:wah: and walking around in his underwear
, it's hot. Must fill his pool up today and do some foot soaking.
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Hey all. Just stopped in for a quick peek. I was on vacation last week, to move into the house I just bought. But lots of work to do here! Chat soon!
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Finally and you must stop into the BB thread. Gotta make up a poem or you'll get thrown out.:wah:
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This is for kaylene ¦ pam ¦ fuzzy and all the other cute aussie chix ¦
Thinking of emigrating to Aus ¦ think again
An endearing characteristic of Australians is that they're far more
direct and outspoken than other people when dealing with the sort
of elected cretin who wouldn't otherwise get the full drift of what
they were trying to communicate. Below is one such communication...
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot
believe this.
How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and
knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back
in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where
I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all
the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my
driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on
all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out
before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and
all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5
years since 1966.
Also..would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my
mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be
absolutely f*cking astounded if that ever changed between now and
when I drop dead!!!...
SH-T!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning.
Between you an' me, I've had enough of all this bullsh-t!
You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my
f*cking address!!
What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of
mindless Neanderthal assholes workin' there!
And another thing... look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin
Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go
to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son
interbred with a Kiwi girl).
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh-t whether
I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the
urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me,
I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the
city, and get another f*cking copy of my birth certificate, and to
part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN
INFORMATION!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same
spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day??
Nooooo... that'd be too f*cking easy and makes far too much sense.
You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like
chickens with our f*cking heads cut off, and then having to find
some high society wanker to confirm that it's really me in the
goddamn photo! You know the photo..
the one where we're not allowed to smile?!
you f*cking morons
Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting
someone in high-society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family
has been in this country since before 1850!
In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You
do remember the Eureka Stockade!!) I have also served in both the
CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in
1967), and still have high security clearances.
I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL..
and Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.
However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important'
to verify who I am;
You know.. someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN
AND RAISED IN F*CKING PAKISTAN!!!........a country where they
either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are
suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the "right sort of
government."
You are all F*cking idiots
I'm done with this country it's easier to get into, than it is to
get out of! I'm staying home and hopefully my son and granddaughter won't have
as much trouble trying to getting here to see me.
Thinking of emigrating to Aus ¦ think again
An endearing characteristic of Australians is that they're far more
direct and outspoken than other people when dealing with the sort
of elected cretin who wouldn't otherwise get the full drift of what
they were trying to communicate. Below is one such communication...
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot
believe this.
How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and
knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back
in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where
I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all
the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my
driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on
all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out
before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and
all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5
years since 1966.
Also..would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my
mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be
absolutely f*cking astounded if that ever changed between now and
when I drop dead!!!...
SH-T!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning.
Between you an' me, I've had enough of all this bullsh-t!
You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my
f*cking address!!
What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of
mindless Neanderthal assholes workin' there!
And another thing... look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin
Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go
to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son
interbred with a Kiwi girl).
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh-t whether
I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the
urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me,
I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the
city, and get another f*cking copy of my birth certificate, and to
part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN
INFORMATION!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same
spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day??
Nooooo... that'd be too f*cking easy and makes far too much sense.
You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like
chickens with our f*cking heads cut off, and then having to find
some high society wanker to confirm that it's really me in the
goddamn photo! You know the photo..
the one where we're not allowed to smile?!
you f*cking morons
Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting
someone in high-society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family
has been in this country since before 1850!
In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You
do remember the Eureka Stockade!!) I have also served in both the
CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in
1967), and still have high security clearances.
I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL..
and Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.
However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important'
to verify who I am;
You know.. someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN
AND RAISED IN F*CKING PAKISTAN!!!........a country where they
either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are
suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the "right sort of
government."
You are all F*cking idiots
I'm done with this country it's easier to get into, than it is to
get out of! I'm staying home and hopefully my son and granddaughter won't have
as much trouble trying to getting here to see me.
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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qsducks;910760 wrote: Uh oh!
:wah::wah::wah: :sneaky::sneaky:
:wah::wah::wah: :sneaky::sneaky:
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Hi Jj! :-4
how are you today darlin? :-6
how are you today darlin? :-6
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jones jones;910909 wrote: This is for kaylene ¦ pam ¦ fuzzy and all the other cute aussie chix ¦
Thinking of emigrating to Aus ¦ think again
An endearing characteristic of Australians is that they're far more
direct and outspoken than other people when dealing with the sort
of elected cretin who wouldn't otherwise get the full drift of what
they were trying to communicate. Below is one such communication...
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot
believe this.
How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and
knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back
in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where
I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all
the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my
driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on
all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out
before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and
all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5
years since 1966.
Also..would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my
mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be
absolutely f*cking astounded if that ever changed between now and
when I drop dead!!!...
SH-T!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning.
Between you an' me, I've had enough of all this bullsh-t!
You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my
f*cking address!!
What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of
mindless Neanderthal assholes workin' there!
And another thing... look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin
Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go
to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son
interbred with a Kiwi girl).
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh-t whether
I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the
urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me,
I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the
city, and get another f*cking copy of my birth certificate, and to
part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN
INFORMATION!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same
spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day??
Nooooo... that'd be too f*cking easy and makes far too much sense.
You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like
chickens with our f*cking heads cut off, and then having to find
some high society wanker to confirm that it's really me in the
goddamn photo! You know the photo..
the one where we're not allowed to smile?!
you f*cking morons
Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting
someone in high-society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family
has been in this country since before 1850!
In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You
do remember the Eureka Stockade!!) I have also served in both the
CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in
1967), and still have high security clearances.
I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL..
and Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.
However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important'
to verify who I am;
You know.. someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN
AND RAISED IN F*CKING PAKISTAN!!!........a country where they
either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are
suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the "right sort of
government."
You are all F*cking idiots
I'm done with this country it's easier to get into, than it is to
get out of! I'm staying home and hopefully my son and granddaughter won't have
as much trouble trying to getting here to see me.
So in 1967 you were in Nam? Ok, that sums it up now. Hahahaha, your way older than me.:wah::sneaky:
Thinking of emigrating to Aus ¦ think again
An endearing characteristic of Australians is that they're far more
direct and outspoken than other people when dealing with the sort
of elected cretin who wouldn't otherwise get the full drift of what
they were trying to communicate. Below is one such communication...
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot
believe this.
How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and
knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back
in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where
I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all
the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my
driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on
all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out
before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and
all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5
years since 1966.
Also..would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my
mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be
absolutely f*cking astounded if that ever changed between now and
when I drop dead!!!...
SH-T!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning.
Between you an' me, I've had enough of all this bullsh-t!
You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my
f*cking address!!
What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of
mindless Neanderthal assholes workin' there!
And another thing... look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin
Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go
to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son
interbred with a Kiwi girl).
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh-t whether
I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the
urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me,
I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the
city, and get another f*cking copy of my birth certificate, and to
part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN
INFORMATION!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same
spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day??
Nooooo... that'd be too f*cking easy and makes far too much sense.
You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like
chickens with our f*cking heads cut off, and then having to find
some high society wanker to confirm that it's really me in the
goddamn photo! You know the photo..
the one where we're not allowed to smile?!
you f*cking morons
Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting
someone in high-society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family
has been in this country since before 1850!
In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You
do remember the Eureka Stockade!!) I have also served in both the
CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in
1967), and still have high security clearances.
I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL..
and Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.
However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important'
to verify who I am;
You know.. someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN
AND RAISED IN F*CKING PAKISTAN!!!........a country where they
either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are
suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the "right sort of
government."
You are all F*cking idiots
I'm done with this country it's easier to get into, than it is to
get out of! I'm staying home and hopefully my son and granddaughter won't have
as much trouble trying to getting here to see me.
So in 1967 you were in Nam? Ok, that sums it up now. Hahahaha, your way older than me.:wah::sneaky:
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Hope6;910933 wrote: Hi Jj! :-4
how are you today darlin? :-6
getting lotsa positive energy beamed my way georgia ...
thanx! :-4
how are you today darlin? :-6
getting lotsa positive energy beamed my way georgia ...
thanx! :-4
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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qsducks;910938 wrote: so In 1967 You Were In Nam? Ok, That Sums It Up Now. Hahahaha, Your Way Older Than Me.:wah::sneaky:
:-2:-3:-2
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jones jones;910996 wrote: getting lotsa positive energy beamed my way georgia ...
thanx! :-4
That's great darlin! :-4
have you wrote your poem for the Big Brother Thread yet?
if we don't have one by Thursday we get evicted! :wah::wah::wah:
thanx! :-4
That's great darlin! :-4
have you wrote your poem for the Big Brother Thread yet?
if we don't have one by Thursday we get evicted! :wah::wah::wah:
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Hope6;911001 wrote: That's great darlin! :-4
have you wrote your poem for the Big Brother Thread yet?
if we don't have one by Thursday we get evicted! :wah::wah::wah:
not yet honey!
what should the poem be about?
have you wrote your poem for the Big Brother Thread yet?
if we don't have one by Thursday we get evicted! :wah::wah::wah:
not yet honey!
what should the poem be about?
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jones jones;911010 wrote: not yet honey!
what should the poem be about?
well so far they've been funny ones about the other people in the house, Gill did a great one this morning, i'll go find the page for you and you can read it! :wah:
what should the poem be about?
well so far they've been funny ones about the other people in the house, Gill did a great one this morning, i'll go find the page for you and you can read it! :wah:
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Okay!
Kay's is on pg 33 post 329
Ducky also pg 33 post 322
KS's pg 36 post 355
Mine pg 45 post 446
Gill's pg 46 post 454
Carol and Chezzie both did one too but i haven't found there's!
Kay's is on pg 33 post 329
Ducky also pg 33 post 322
KS's pg 36 post 355
Mine pg 45 post 446
Gill's pg 46 post 454
Carol and Chezzie both did one too but i haven't found there's!

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jones jones;910909 wrote: This is for kaylene ¦ pam ¦ fuzzy and all the other cute aussie chix ¦
Thinking of emigrating to Aus ¦ think again
An endearing characteristic of Australians is that they're far more
direct and outspoken than other people when dealing with the sort
of elected cretin who wouldn't otherwise get the full drift of what
they were trying to communicate. Below is one such communication...
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot
believe this.
How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and
knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back
in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where
I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all
the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my
driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on
all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out
before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and
all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5
years since 1966.
Also..would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my
mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be
absolutely f*cking astounded if that ever changed between now and
when I drop dead!!!...
SH-T!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning.
Between you an' me, I've had enough of all this bullsh-t!
You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my
f*cking address!!
What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of
mindless Neanderthal assholes workin' there!
And another thing... look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin
Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go
to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son
interbred with a Kiwi girl).
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh-t whether
I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the
urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me,
I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the
city, and get another f*cking copy of my birth certificate, and to
part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN
INFORMATION!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same
spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day??
Nooooo... that'd be too f*cking easy and makes far too much sense.
You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like
chickens with our f*cking heads cut off, and then having to find
some high society wanker to confirm that it's really me in the
goddamn photo! You know the photo..
the one where we're not allowed to smile?!
you f*cking morons
Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting
someone in high-society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family
has been in this country since before 1850!
In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You
do remember the Eureka Stockade!!) I have also served in both the
CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in
1967), and still have high security clearances.
I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL..
and Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.
However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important'
to verify who I am;
You know.. someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN
AND RAISED IN F*CKING PAKISTAN!!!........a country where they
either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are
suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the "right sort of
government."
You are all F*cking idiots
I'm done with this country it's easier to get into, than it is to
get out of! I'm staying home and hopefully my son and granddaughter won't have
as much trouble trying to getting here to see me.
hi Jj,
absolutely love it :wah::wah::wah:
Thinking of emigrating to Aus ¦ think again
An endearing characteristic of Australians is that they're far more
direct and outspoken than other people when dealing with the sort
of elected cretin who wouldn't otherwise get the full drift of what
they were trying to communicate. Below is one such communication...
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot
believe this.
How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and
knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back
in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where
I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all
the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my
driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on
all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out
before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and
all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5
years since 1966.
Also..would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my
mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be
absolutely f*cking astounded if that ever changed between now and
when I drop dead!!!...
SH-T!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning.
Between you an' me, I've had enough of all this bullsh-t!
You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my
f*cking address!!
What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of
mindless Neanderthal assholes workin' there!
And another thing... look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin
Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go
to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son
interbred with a Kiwi girl).
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh-t whether
I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the
urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me,
I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the
city, and get another f*cking copy of my birth certificate, and to
part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN
INFORMATION!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same
spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day??
Nooooo... that'd be too f*cking easy and makes far too much sense.
You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like
chickens with our f*cking heads cut off, and then having to find
some high society wanker to confirm that it's really me in the
goddamn photo! You know the photo..
the one where we're not allowed to smile?!
you f*cking morons
Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting
someone in high-society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family
has been in this country since before 1850!
In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You
do remember the Eureka Stockade!!) I have also served in both the
CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in
1967), and still have high security clearances.
I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL..
and Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.
However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important'
to verify who I am;
You know.. someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN
AND RAISED IN F*CKING PAKISTAN!!!........a country where they
either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are
suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the "right sort of
government."
You are all F*cking idiots
I'm done with this country it's easier to get into, than it is to
get out of! I'm staying home and hopefully my son and granddaughter won't have
as much trouble trying to getting here to see me.
hi Jj,
absolutely love it :wah::wah::wah:
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Helen;911063 wrote: hi Jj,
absolutely love it :wah::wah::wah:
hi helen honey!
how ya doing sweetheart? :-4
absolutely love it :wah::wah::wah:
hi helen honey!
how ya doing sweetheart? :-4
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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hi all had a great day out with the girls, im pooped out now so just chillin.
Nice to see you observer, hope you get your house straightened out soon :-4
If I dont catch you all later, see ya tomorrow..
only 2 days i work this week, 3 next week then summer hols....yippppeeeeeee
Nice to see you observer, hope you get your house straightened out soon :-4
If I dont catch you all later, see ya tomorrow..
only 2 days i work this week, 3 next week then summer hols....yippppeeeeeee
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Getting off for teh day as Quin has just been stung by a bee twice.

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just watching " the f word "
they are doing a survey of smoothies and whats in them............... they are supposed to be part of your five a day fruit and veg portions.
try reading the labels when you next buy one in your super market, you will be gob smacked !!!
they are doing a survey of smoothies and whats in them............... they are supposed to be part of your five a day fruit and veg portions.
try reading the labels when you next buy one in your super market, you will be gob smacked !!!
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qsducks;911131 wrote: Getting off for teh day as Quin has just been stung by a bee twice.
poor little soul !!!
some of my family are allergic to bee and wasp stings so have to be very careful this time of the year.

poor little soul !!!
some of my family are allergic to bee and wasp stings so have to be very careful this time of the year.
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jones jones;910909 wrote: This is for kaylene ¦ pam ¦ fuzzy and all the other cute aussie chix ¦
Thinking of emigrating to Aus ¦ think again
An endearing characteristic of Australians is that they're far more
direct and outspoken than other people when dealing with the sort
of elected cretin who wouldn't otherwise get the full drift of what
they were trying to communicate. Below is one such communication...
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot
believe this.
How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and
knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back
in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where
I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all
the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my
driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on
all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out
before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and
all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5
years since 1966.
Also..would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my
mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be
absolutely f*cking astounded if that ever changed between now and
when I drop dead!!!...
SH-T!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning.
Between you an' me, I've had enough of all this bullsh-t!
You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my
f*cking address!!
What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of
mindless Neanderthal assholes workin' there!
And another thing... look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin
Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go
to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son
interbred with a Kiwi girl).
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh-t whether
I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the
urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me,
I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the
city, and get another f*cking copy of my birth certificate, and to
part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN
INFORMATION!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same
spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day??
Nooooo... that'd be too f*cking easy and makes far too much sense.
You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like
chickens with our f*cking heads cut off, and then having to find
some high society wanker to confirm that it's really me in the
goddamn photo! You know the photo..
the one where we're not allowed to smile?!
you f*cking morons
Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting
someone in high-society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family
has been in this country since before 1850!
In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You
do remember the Eureka Stockade!!) I have also served in both the
CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in
1967), and still have high security clearances.
I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL..
and Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.
However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important'
to verify who I am;
You know.. someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN
AND RAISED IN F*CKING PAKISTAN!!!........a country where they
either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are
suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the "right sort of
government."
You are all F*cking idiots
I'm done with this country it's easier to get into, than it is to
get out of! I'm staying home and hopefully my son and granddaughter won't have
as much trouble trying to getting here to see me.
:eek::eek::yh_rotfl
Thinking of emigrating to Aus ¦ think again
An endearing characteristic of Australians is that they're far more
direct and outspoken than other people when dealing with the sort
of elected cretin who wouldn't otherwise get the full drift of what
they were trying to communicate. Below is one such communication...
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot
believe this.
How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and
knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back
in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where
I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all
the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my
driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on
all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out
before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and
all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5
years since 1966.
Also..would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my
mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be
absolutely f*cking astounded if that ever changed between now and
when I drop dead!!!...
SH-T!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning.
Between you an' me, I've had enough of all this bullsh-t!
You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my
f*cking address!!
What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of
mindless Neanderthal assholes workin' there!
And another thing... look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin
Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go
to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son
interbred with a Kiwi girl).
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a sh-t whether
I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the
urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me,
I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the
city, and get another f*cking copy of my birth certificate, and to
part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN
INFORMATION!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same
spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day??
Nooooo... that'd be too f*cking easy and makes far too much sense.
You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like
chickens with our f*cking heads cut off, and then having to find
some high society wanker to confirm that it's really me in the
goddamn photo! You know the photo..
the one where we're not allowed to smile?!
you f*cking morons
Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting
someone in high-society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family
has been in this country since before 1850!
In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You
do remember the Eureka Stockade!!) I have also served in both the
CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in
1967), and still have high security clearances.
I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL..
and Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.
However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important'
to verify who I am;
You know.. someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN
AND RAISED IN F*CKING PAKISTAN!!!........a country where they
either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are
suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the "right sort of
government."
You are all F*cking idiots
I'm done with this country it's easier to get into, than it is to
get out of! I'm staying home and hopefully my son and granddaughter won't have
as much trouble trying to getting here to see me.
:eek::eek::yh_rotfl
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