Flight security, New Zealand style

Post by **spot** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:08 am

This was mentioned in this week's Private Eye, I don't think it's been more widely noted yet:

A reader writes: "My brother-in-law went through security at Auckland domestic airport and witnessed a passenger having to fish out her nail scissors from her handbag and leave them behind. He went through security and then boarded his plane.

After being seated he could smell petrol. He knew you shouldn't be able to smell petrol on a plane, because planes don't use petrol. The smell got worse and eventually he got the attention of one of the flight attendants. They started to look around to see where it was coming from.

They found in the overhead compartment a chainsaw in a bag that was leaking petrol into the compartment. His plane was delayed as the owner was identified and the chainsaw removed and put with the main luggage. The owner of the chainsaw said security had stopped him but had let him through because it wasn't one of the things on their list to confiscate.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/column/story. ... d=10509462

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:28 am

Nothing to add here

Post by **spot** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:33 am

Take that box of matches out of this thread, you madman!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:37 am

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:09 pm

I think this would have been the most illogical display of incompetence I've ever witnessed...

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:13 pm

:wah: :wah: :wah: Dumbasses!!!

Richard Bell · Post by **Richard Bell** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:54 pm

spot;914295 wrote:

They found in the overhead compartment a chainsaw in a bag that was leaking petrol into the compartment.

Ya wouldn't be "Poulan" me leg here ?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:56 pm

They made my daughter take out her flip flops out of luggage to check for a bomb:wah: