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BTS
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I thought I was little bit sharp but just found out I am rather DULL.......

Missed em ALL!!!









Are you the weakest link? Below are four (4) questions. You


have to answer them quickly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.







OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.





Ready?







First Question:







You are participating in a race. You overtake the second



person. What position are you in?







Answer: If you answered that you are first,



then you are absolutely wrong!







If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are



second!











Try not to mess up in the next question. To answer the second



question, don't take as much time as you took on the first



question.









Second Question:







If you overtake the last person, then you are...?







Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you



are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!







You're not very good at this are you?









Third Question:







Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do



NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.



Try it.







Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30..



add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.







What is the total? Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.














Don't believe it? Check your calculator! Today is definitely not your day.











Maybe you will get the last question right?









Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2 Nene,



3. Nini, 4. Nono.







What is the name of the fifth daughter?







Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary.



Read the Question again.

"If America Was A Tree, The Left Would Root For The Termites...Greg Gutfeld."
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Post by nvalleyvee »

I'm not telling how I did. :-5
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Post by BabyRider »

2 out of 4 :-5
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????


We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.




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BabyRider wrote: 2 out of 4 :-5


Rub it in.............:mad:
"If America Was A Tree, The Left Would Root For The Termites...Greg Gutfeld."
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Post by Accountable »

I didn't get any, but I missed the math question because I got a completely different answer. So you only tricked me on 3, so HAH! :yh_dance
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I must be the dumb blonde here, None right.:-5















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pina wrote: I must be the dumb blonde here, None right.:-5


2 oudda 4 fer me too.
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

• Mae West
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Post by scenerio »

minks wrote: 2 oudda 4 fer me too.
I GOT THEM ALLL!!(wrong)

but thats ok though because momma always said smarts was the devil:D
In between the world of dreams,its all just shadows and light
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scenerio wrote: I GOT THEM ALLL!!(wrong)

but thats ok though because momma always said smarts was the devil:D


hehehe did you just recently watch the water boy too?????
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

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Post by buttercup »

only got the last one right :yh_blush
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Post by mominiowa »

Well let me tell you HOW SMART I AM?........................


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Who you are...

And why you are here.....
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Ohhhhhh I forgot to tell you..........I got them all


:-5 WRONG:-5


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Post by mominiowa »

Seeee - told u -u were smarter then me....Hee hee:wah:


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