Clearly I was talking to a man or woman who smokes that resides in India, most likely from the Mumba or Pune region.
I need to send the unit in for repair.
After exhausting all home remedy methods he quoted a price and gave me the option of paying with a card over the phone.
As soon as I rolled the # out to him he said "ooops, we are having a system update please call back in an hour, have a nice day"