blue cardi statement

[theia]

Betty Boop;919160 wrote: :wah: Okaaaay. Hmmmm





So that makes me an open and honest friend in return to yourself, who is doing all she can to help you deal with certain humungous and hideous issues you have, namely jealousy of my style and panache :wah:


Hideous?? Hideous?? I sound like the Beast or the Phantom or that French bloke with the odd back. Lay off the hideousnessess and well, I might play.

Tomorrow

Night night

[AussiePam]

Betty Boop;919148 wrote: Pam, my one friend in this barren land, how are you, you wonderful wonderul lady, has anyone told you what a fantastic cook you are, that garlic sauce was sublime. Thank you soooo much, gush gush etc etc.

Ants are on the menu for tomorrow, times are hard, any suggestions for this delightful delicacy?

lots of love Betty :-4:-4


(((((((( Snookums )))))))))

My downtrodden friend!! Fancy being mistaken for someone's dog!!!! GEESCH. Here, let me pour you a large glass of best bubbly while I skewer those ants, marinate them in lemon and dill sauce, then lightly barbecue them. Maybe a hint of pepper???

Now tell me all the secret hot goss about that nasty Theia woman!!!!!! :sneaky:

[Betty Boop]

AussiePam;919168 wrote: (((((((( Snookums )))))))))

My downtrodden friend!! Fancy being mistaken for someone's dog!!!! GEESCH. Here, let me pour you a large glass of best bubbly while I skewer those ants, marinate them in lemon and dill sauce, then lightly barbecue them. Maybe a hint of pepper???

Now tell me all the secret hot goss about that nasty Theia woman!!!!!! :sneaky:


Ok but my bed is waiting...

That nasty woman put sugar in my coffee yesterday, made me sit outside on cold hard steps. She then produced the oldest, grottiest seats from somewhere ten minutes before I left, offering me the worst one.

Laughed when I told her that water went up my flue and now my boiler is broken and has been for over a week (the man should be here to sort it all out tomorrow - I can't wait!).

All she wanted to talk about was my cardi, well you know what Pam, theres more to life, I wanted to discuss Homer and Blake and Shakespeare, but no, all she could do was argue over whether my cardi is Airforce blue or navy blue :rolleyes:.

She gave me the opposite directions to get home again, she told me left, left, then right when it should have been right, right, then left!

Keep those ants warm for me will you? Sounds delicious :-4

[spot]

It's not a sweater!!!!! Good lord.

[theia]

spot;919353 wrote: It's not a sweater!!!!! Good lord.


I know, Spot...makes you lose heart, doesn't it? :-1

[AussiePam]

Now now, Theia.. just because Spot infracted Betty B, doesn't mean he's your friend!!! Unless????? Did you put him up to that?????????? Are you one of the secret new moderators?????????/??????? Will I ever make you a cup of tea again?????????????? Can a Nomad change his sweater????????????????????????

Tune in for the next amazing episode of The Blue Cardi Statement!!!

PS.... The Pope has just sailed by upon Sydney Harbour in an elegant procession of fireboats, police and news helicopters etc etc. I wonder if that blue thing waving from one of the vessel's flagpoles was..... the blue cardi???

:sneaky:

[theia]

AussiePam;919393 wrote: Now now, Theia.. just because Spot infracted Betty B, doesn't mean he's your friend!!! Unless????? Did you put him up to that?????????? Are you one of the secret new moderators?????????/??????? Will I ever make you a cup of tea again?????????????? Can a Nomad change his sweater????????????????????????

Tune in for the next amazing episode of The Blue Cardi Statement!!!

PS.... The Pope has just sailed by upon Sydney Harbour in an elegant procession of fireboats, police and news helicopters etc etc. I wonder if that blue thing waving from one of the vessel's flagpoles was..... the blue cardi???

:sneaky:


You don't know half the story, Pammie. It's a web of intrigue, secrecy and, well, unspeakable horror. The cardi thing is just a cover. That's why Spot and I had to jump on Nomad when he said sweater. He nearly ruined everything. But you know, I want out. I've had enough, I truly have.

And yes, that is the blue cardi on the Pope's boat. That's the whole point, can't you see it? It's probably just as well if you can't. You don't want to know...steer clear, Pammie, steer clear.

[AussiePam]

theia;919406 wrote: You don't know half the story, Pammie. It's a web of intrigue, secrecy and, well, unspeakable horror. The cardi thing is just a cover. That's why Spot and I had to jump on Nomad when he said sweater. He nearly ruined everything. But you know, I want out. I've had enough, I truly have.

And yes, that is the blue cardi on the Pope's boat. That's the whole point, can't you see it? It's probably just as well if you can't. You don't want to know...steer clear, Pammie, steer clear.


Ahhhhh - I sense a CONSPIRACY. The Illuminati have illuminated what was once a simple blue sweater, er cardigan.. into a symbol of azure British doggedness. And add TEA to that murky mix and even the peaceful waters of Sydney Harbour will suddenly fill with the fins of ferociously feral sharks.

Wasn't the Hope Diamond blue?

Thank you, Theia, for the warning. And for holding out to this arch enemy of

Cornish couture the red hand of friendship. Bless you!!!

But now - duty calls. Not for me the scones and jam - or even the cucumber sandwiches - of warm togetherness. No. I must away. To play football.

[along-for-the-ride]

Did someone mention a blue card?

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