Most idiotic thing at 14 was accept a drink of a concoction a lad had made from the entire contents of his mum and dads cocktail cabinet, was in a pop bottle. I took a swig, tasted lush, and downed it in one.
Next day I wake up in my bed feeling really really bad..........I reek of pee and sick, I look down and my clothes from the night before are in a heap on my bedroom floor with a note off my mother pinned to them, saying if you think your old enough for a hangover your old enough to clean your mess up.
I walked meekly downstairs to face my mum who's disappointed face looked at me and asked if i wanted a coffee. She sat me down and explained how id sat on a style down a lane and fallen backwards, hitting my head and knocking me out. I wet myself and puked over myself as my friends panicked and ran for help. Luckily I was carried to a mates house, they thought I was drugged I was so out of it, they called my parents and someone got a neighbour who was a nurse. She thought I should go into hospital and have my stomach pumped, mum made a huge glass of salt water, chucked it down my neck and hey presto, stomach pumped itself over their kitchen floor.
I never ever got into a state like that again....I dread to think what could of happened to me that night. My mums approach I feel was the best, I felt terrible that Id embarrassed her. She made me go and apologise to all concerned and I had to scrub their kitchen floor.....sobering moments....
