Betty is trying to make me start yet another thread that will embarrassingly...

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:06 pm

disappear into the bowels of FG, never to be seen or responded to again. What should I do?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:08 pm

theia;942161 wrote: disappear into the bowels of FG, never to be seen or responded to again. What should I do?

Take Milk of Magnesia-------------------good for the bowels

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:12 pm

theia;942161 wrote: disappear into the bowels of FG, never to be seen or responded to again. What should I do?
Post away. :-6

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:12 pm

oops...I'll retract that comment. Betty has just revived one of my disappearing threads. Love you, Betty...lots :-4:-4:-4:-4:-4:-4

Don't need the Milk of Magnesia now, Lon, but, a very fine suggestion

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:15 pm

theia;942177 wrote: oops...I'll retract that comment. Betty has just revived one of my disappearing threads. Love you, Betty...lots :-4:-4:-4:-4

Don't need the Milk of Magnesia now, Lon, but, a very fine suggestion

Define Love :wah: I asked someone else this earlier but all he did was spout lyrics at me! :rolleyes:

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:20 pm

Betty Boop;942182 wrote: Define Love :wah: I asked someone else this earlier but all he did was spout lyrics at me! :rolleyes:

Okay, I am donning my hat which will make me speak rather poshly and in very refined manner...

One can only define love by first asking what it is not.

(Where are all the posh smilies?)

And kindly cease from deleting two of my love smilies in favour of a wah and a roll eyes. Thank you.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:28 pm

theia;942191 wrote: Okay, I am donning my hat which will make me speak rather poshly and in very refined manner...

One can only define love by first asking what it is not.

(Where are all the posh smilies?)

And kindly cease from deleting two of my love smilies in favour of a wah and a roll eyes. Thank you.

I much prefer a wah, roll eyes, a headbang and then love thank you very much! :wah:

So.... oh posh one, if one can only define love by first asking what it is not, rather than what love actually is, how does one begin to even contemplate the question, let alone find ones answer. :-2

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:30 pm

Damn I forgot to don my posh hat, it had a veil as well, much posher than Theia's straw thing..., hell she'd look better in grecainurns cats wooly hat :p

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:31 pm

Champers anyone? Caviar Canapes and tinned cream of mushroom vol-u-vonts to the rear...:-6

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:33 pm

Chezzie;942203 wrote: Champers anyone? Caviar Canapes and tinned cream of mushroom vol-u-vonts to the rear...:-6

Don't much like your 'posh' :-2 I've never eaten anything out of a tin I'll have you know!

Vonts at the rear of what exactly?? :-3:D

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:33 pm

Betty Boop;942200 wrote: I much prefer a wah, roll eyes, a headbang and then love thank you very much! :wah:

So.... oh posh one, if one can only define love by first asking what it is not, rather than what love actually is, how does one begin to even contemplate the question, let alone find ones answer. :-2

You got me there, Bet. That hat certainly wasn't worth the money...I'll go looking for a clever hat tomorrow after work. Truro or Falmouth? Which would be my best bet?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:33 pm

Ladies - shall we begin.. service

What shall be the subject of our erotic discourse

Shall we discuss the nature of virtue?

Virtue is the purest lily Allah ever grew

Virtue is the spotless fruit upon the tree of character

Virtue is its own reward,,,,

I've come in from out of the cold to quote a discourse of the harem ladies from the ancient musical "Kismet" (I'm quoting from memory, so it may be misquoting a bit)

Virtue is the pathway to paradise

Virtue is the road from doom

Virtue is the gods' own ambrosia

Virtue is rahat lacoum (Turkish delight?)

'''''''

As for LOVE - it's just a four letter word

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:34 pm

theia;942207 wrote: You got me there, Bet. That hat certainly wasn't worth the money...I'll go looking for a clever hat tomorrow after work. Truro or Falmouth? Which would be my best bet?

Plymouth.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:36 pm

Theia hun, according to that mad aussie you need to go somewhere called 'virtue' I'll bet you find one there, if not I'll eat me hat :wah::wah::wah:

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:37 pm

AussiePam;942208 wrote: Ladies - shall we begin.. service

What shall be the subject of our erotic discourse

Shall we discuss the nature of virtue?

Virtue is the purest lily Allah ever grew

Virtue is the spotless fruit upon the tree of character

Virtue is its own reward,,,,

I've come in from out of the cold to quote a discourse of the harem ladies from the ancient musical "Kismet" (I'm quoting from memory, so it may be misquoting a bit)

Virtue is the pathway to paradise

Virtue is the road from doom

Virtue is the gods' own ambrosia

Virtue is rahat lacoum (Turkish delight?)

'''''''

As for LOVE - it's just a four letter word

Oo-er, Pammie, you've got a good hat. Any chance I can borrow it? Mine's pants.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:37 pm

Betty Boop;942206 wrote: Don't much like your 'posh' :-2 I've never eaten anything out of a tin I'll have you know!

Vonts at the rear of what exactly?? :-3:D

suppose yer tommy soup and baked beans are organically grown in the green house your highness:rolleyes::rolleyes:

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:40 pm

Chezzie;942215 wrote: suppose yer tommy soup and baked beans are organically grown in the green house your highness:rolleyes::rolleyes:

of course, by her gardener...then served by her butler on silvaa plattaaa

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:44 pm

Virtue is the foe of depravity

Barricade to hell's dark cavity

This bit comes in somewhere.

I'll quit now while I'm ahead - isn't that what you put a hat on - and go back to the sin bin.

:-6

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:49 pm

Chezzie;942215 wrote: suppose yer tommy soup and baked beans are organically grown in the green house your highness:rolleyes::rolleyes:

I have no idea, Bertie fetches them from Harrods weekly :rolleyes:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:52 pm

Betty Boop;942234 wrote: I have no idea, Bertie fetches them from Harrods weekly :rolleyes:

bet thats not all Bertie fetches for Betty:D

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:53 pm

Chezzie;942236 wrote: bet thats not all Bertie fetches for Betty:D

He's very good, gets everything done on my list, I'm very demanding you know...

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:01 pm

Betty Boop;942240 wrote: He's very good, gets everything done on my list, I'm very demanding you know...

Theia did mention something:yh_whistl:yh_whistl:yh_whistl

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:14 pm

Chezzie;942253 wrote: Theia did mention something:yh_whistl:yh_whistl:yh_whistl

sssshhh, Chez, that was private, don't let on I told you or she might make me do another thread tomorrow evening.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:15 pm

theia;942265 wrote: sssshhh, Chez, that was private, don't let on I told you or she might make me do another thread tomorrow evening.

oooppps okay Theia...Berties ya uncle;)

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:18 pm

theia;942161 wrote: disappear into the bowels of FG, never to be seen or responded to again. What should I do?

Seems like I read the word "constipated" on a thread yesterday.Someone else today is talking about peeing. Now we are talking about bowels.

What are we coming to? Have we sunk so low? I gas we are in need of more flatulent topics?

:D

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:36 pm

Tough one.

The long and short of it is I just dont know Theia.

I just dont know.

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:12 am

go look at all of my dead threads:-5 that should make you feel better:D:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:40 am

Perhaps you could start a thread on how teryaki sauce got all over the cat.

Thats sure to be a real people pleaser.

theia · Post by **theia** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:05 am

kazalala;942766 wrote: go look at all of my dead threads:-5 that should make you feel better:D:wah:

I would, Kaz, but by the time I've finished mourning my own, the day is over :-1

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:12 pm

theia;943187 wrote: I would, Kaz, but by the time I've finished mourning my own, the day is over :-1

:wah::wah: I started one today ,.... got two whole replies!!!!!:D:guitarist

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:44 pm

Woke up dis mornin

With de invisible blues

And dat bad Bertie bloke done drank all me booze

Now me threads are all dead

And there's soup in me shoes

:-1

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:48 pm

AussiePam;943377 wrote: Woke up dis mornin

With de invisible blues

And dat bad Bertie bloke done drank all me booze

Now me threads are all dead

And there's soup in me shoes

:-1