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Abdicate

(v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.



Carcinoma

(n.), a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.



Esplanade

(v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly

(adj.), impotent



Flabbergasted

(adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Negligent

(adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph

(v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle

(n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Bustard

(n.), a very rude Metrobus driver.



Coffee

(n.), a person who is coughed upon.



Flatulence

(n.), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.



Balderdash

(n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Testicle

(n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Semantics

(n.), pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before vespers.

Rectitude

(n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Marionettes

(n.), residents of Washington DC who have been jerked around by the mayor.

Oyster

(n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.



Circumvent

(n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

Frisbatarianism

(n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.



Sarchasm

The gulf between the author of ironic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.



Reintarnation

Coming back to life as a hillbilly.



Giraffiti

Vandalism spray-painted very high.



Foreploy

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.



Inoculatte

To take coffee intravenously.

Osteopornosis

A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon

It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

Glibido

All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect

The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication

Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.



Ignoranus

A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.



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