hi im new!

gothic babe · Post by **gothic babe** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:05 am

hi im a female aged 21 from glasgow scotland and would just like to let everyone know that there is a sale for my boobs on ebay i am sellin 4 pics 3 of them naked and just wanted to let everyone know that if you bid and win then you would be helping me finish my degree in nursing

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:09 am

your tits are for sale?!

and that works how?!!!

are they your best feature? i mean we have a guy here that seems to have a thing for legs by the name of sonic.... perhaps you should see if he wants your legs?!!!

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:20 am

ok i fell for it!! im bored, i havent moved from a bed be it in hospital or at home in over a week...... i went and looked on ebay......

cant see nowt tho!! all i get is boob enhancing pills!

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:22 am

i think its someone who dresses all in black, welcome to the garden gothic babe,

feel free to show your breasts in bothwell's pub, everyone else does

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:55 am

Far Rider wrote: Hey whats a gothic babe anyway?
Dependth on whether you have a lithp.

pina · Post by **pina** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:25 am

Hi Gothic Babe and welcome, hope you stay a while.

Don't take any nonsense from this crowd they are all mad. I'm the only sane one here, and if you want to take your shirt off it's fine by me......Far aften takes his pants off in public and no one seems to mind.

Welcome again. :-6

pina · Post by **pina** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:55 am

Far Rider wrote: hahahah Pina, now dont start a war on someone intro thread!

*pokes tongue out*:yh_rotfl

No war from me, I'm a peaceloving and SANE person. Lets meet down the pub and sort this out. * Pokes tongue out further*:wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:21 am

Well, Babe, you started it. Might as well go to Bothwell's Pub to see it through. :-6

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:40 pm

have you noticed how GB hasnt acually posted again here yet?!!

i want her to come back and put the link to ebay! i mean if shes gonna tell us all shes doing it the least she could do is give us a sneaky.......!

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:45 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: Couldnt find a sausage

nice choice of words!! deliberate?!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 1:18 pm

The very breast of luck in your endeavours. :sneaky:

scenerio · Post by **scenerio** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:52 pm

o.k.?did i read that right?:-2

babygirl · Post by **babygirl** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:13 pm

scenerio wrote: o.k.?did i read that right?:-2

hmm i thaught the same thing lmfao

i wonder if she has any takers yet he he he :wah:

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:17 pm

gothic babe wrote: hi im a female aged 21 from glasgow scotland and would just like to let everyone know that there is a sale for my boobs on ebay i am sellin 4 pics 3 of them naked and just wanted to let everyone know that if you bid and win then you would be helping me finish my degree in nursing

Pictures on ebay have been known to be exaggerated. So we need to see the real thing(s), display them in the Pub. Most of the guys will be waiting there, I'm sure!!! :wah: (Oh yeah, Welcome to FG.)

jasmund · Post by **jasmund** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:34 pm

gothicbabe-

Hats off to you for using your brain to come up with a way for you to pay for school yourself.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:36 pm

gothic babe wrote: hi im a female aged 21 from glasgow scotland and would just like to let everyone know that there is a sale for my boobs on ebay i am sellin 4 pics 3 of them naked and just wanted to let everyone know that if you bid and win then you would be helping me finish my degree in nursing

Nursing? As in BREAST feeding?

Maybe this will help?

Condition

Hypoplastic (underdeveloped) breasts

The potential problem

While most women's breasts become engorged within three days of delivery, hypoplastic breasts stay soft, so you may worry that your milk hasn't come in.

Hypoplastic breasts are very narrow, lack normal fullness, and may seem bulbous or swollen at the tip. They are likely to be widely spaced and one breast may be substantially larger than the other. Hypoplastic breasts don't grow during pregnancy.

Can I breastfeed?

Possibly. Breasts of this kind may have fewer milk glands than normal, leading to milk-production problems during nursing.

Breast augmentation surgery can improve the appearance of underdeveloped breasts but can not solve the underlying milk supply problem.

Solution

Ask your lactation consultant or healthcare provider to assess your condition and give you tips on boosting milk production. You won't know how much milk you can produce until you start to nurse. Breastfeeding expert and BabyCenter advisor Kathleen Huggins recommends the following approach: Ã¢â‚¬¢ Start nursing right after birth

Ã¢â‚¬¢ Around three days after birth, start pumping with a fully automated pump to stimulate your milk production.

Ã¢â‚¬¢ Consider taking herbs such as fenugreek to boost your milk supply.

"About 40 percent of women with hypoplastic breasts will get to full milk production by following these recommendations," says Huggins.

Have a lactation consultant or your pediatrician weigh your baby at three days to make sure he hasn't lost more than 10 percent of his birthweight.

If you able to produce only a portion of the milk your baby needs, you might consider using a Supplemental Nursing System (SNS) to boost your baby's milk intake. The device consists of a plastic pouch to hold breast milk or formula and attached thin, flexible tubes that run down each breast to the nipple. Since your baby takes both nipple and tube into his mouth when he suckles, he benefits from all the breast milk that is available. For more information, call Medela at (800) 435-8316.

If you are thinking about getting implants to change the appearance of your breasts but want to nurse your baby, postpone surgery until after you've given birth and nursed your last child.

Click here to read about other pre-existing conditions that may affect breastfeeding.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:39 pm

Geez - BTS has been with me through mastectomy and reconstruction - he's still a playfull boy......................

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:12 pm

Boobs sold as ad space

Or is it this one?

e-Bay Tit Auction: A New Low

Miami - A former topless dancer, who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her Ã¢â‚¬Å“crazy bigÃ¢â‚¬ breasts, has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.

The woman known professionally as Tawny Peaks said on Wednesday she recently came across the implants in a box in her closet after watching a television discussion about crazy things sold on eBay and decided, Ã¢â‚¬Å“Why notÃ¢â‚¬¦ I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t need it any more.Ã¢â‚¬

pink princess · Post by **pink princess** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:47 am

well GB had better come back..... if shes going to loads of forums posting about her sale to raise money she needs to up her game a little, so far noones actually been able to definitively find what shes on about.... dont think shes gonna raise much money......

GB post the link!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:32 am

wow...you must be something else girl! I try and hand my boobie pics out on street corners and can't get takers....

and i personally think that it was 'nursing' that got them to this state...so i'm not about to encourage you to take that route...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

feel free to show your breasts in bothwell's pub, everyone else does

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dammit why does know one tell me things !

pigeonpie · Post by **pigeonpie** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:57 am

Hi there and what an interested introduction

Mine is boring really just a english girl trying to build her home business lol

Nice to meet you

kaz

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:15 am

Looks like Gothic babe was only here to sell her wares......nothing on e-bay ....checked! I'm sure I've seen this post somwhere else or in a newspaper....anyway, not very friendly to clear off ....do we often get posts like these ??

:-3 Bez

pigeonpie · Post by **pigeonpie** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:22 am

I am loosing the plot here what links? and whos links?

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:26 am

There was no link...and no sign of the boobies on e-bay either...felling a bit let down....

:wah: