Guy has sex with 400 cows

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:33 am

Fiend had 'sex with 400 cows'

Animal abuse ... cows were assaulted by crazed Paraizo

By VINCE SOODIN

Published: 05 Aug 2008

A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows.

The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy.

Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.

But police say it is even more bizarre.

They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.

Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies.

Police found another packet on him when they arrested him.

'Ritual theory'

Paraizo, of Aragoiania, in central Brazil, told reporters he can’t have sex with women since sexual abuse as a teenager.

“I tried once but couldn’t do it. I only feel like it if it’s a cow or a horse.

He added: “I need to stop doing this rubbish. I want treatment.

Police chief Alvaro Cassio dos Santos said: “We estimate he killed around four hundred cows in the last four years.

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“At first we thought it was part of some black magic ritual as neither the meat nor the skin were taken away.

Paraizo could get up to five years in jail for material damages against local farmers.

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:34 am

This is so NOT funny.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:08 am

Sick. Can anyone think of some good "treatment" for him?:mad:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:55 am

And ???

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:57 am

Disgusting!

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:09 am

gross!!!!!!!! and he should have his doodar removed so he cant re offend..

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:10 am

Just shoot the sorry sadsack.Treatment my ass.

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:31 am

hoppy;942619 wrote: Sick. Can anyone think of some good "treatment" for him?:mad:

Dress him all in red. Send him empty handed into the Matador's ring with an angry bull!

Post by **spot** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:26 am

Brazilian beef ends up in US burgers, is that right?

I wonder how the cookies came into it.

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:40 am

This is one sickening story

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:52 am

spot;942774 wrote: Brazilian beef ends up in US burgers, is that right?

I wonder how the cookies came into it.

You shouldn't talk with your pie hole full.

Brazilian beef exports face restrictions

12/12/2007 16:13:00

FWi

Stricter controls on imports of Brazilian beef are expected to be announced next week, in response to increasing political pressure and a less-than-satisfactory inspection visit by EU officials in November.

According to Brussels sources, EU food safety commissioner Markos Kyprianou has now accepted that the status quo cannot continue and next Tuesday (18 December) EU vets will consider a proposal to tighten restrictions.

This will limit the number of farms and companies eligible to export beef from Brazil.

The Irish Farmers' Association says the response is a vindication of its findings on the failures of Brazil's control systems in relation to foot-and-mouth, animal movements and traceability. "Foot-and-mouth is Endemic in Brazil," said livestock chairman John Bryan, adding that only a total ban would fully safeguard the European herd.

The IFA visited Brazil in 2006 and May of this year to get first-hand experience of the conditions surrounding Brazilian beef production and exporting.

Conservative MEP Neil Parish, who has been leading a campaign in Brussels to secure an export ban, welcomed the fact that the EU Commission was at last taking action. But he was still concerned that it did not go far enough and would not address the real problem, that of poor traceability in Brazil.

"If we are to import products into the EU, the least we should expect is party over the basic standards of traceability and quality assurance."

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:02 am

Its all good.

Sex Drugs & Bossa Nova.

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:05 am

jimbo;942703 wrote: i have udder contempt for this guy its one of the sickest things i have ever herd of

It's not amooooosing.

Actually it's really gross.

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:33 am

Now is this really considered a general chit chat topic? :wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:59 am

jimbo;942941 wrote: actually i'm talking bull i never noticed the guy pulled their eyes out nd tortured them

:(

i'm sorry for my remark next time i'll read before i put my hoof in

i'll steer clear of such posts in futer

Oh Jimbo, will you ever learn? (teasing)

suzy_creamcheese · Post by **suzy_creamcheese** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:13 pm

jimbo;942941 wrote: actually i'm talking bull i never noticed the guy pulled their eyes out nd tortured them

:(

i'm sorry for my remark next time i'll read before i put my hoof in

i'll steer clear of such posts in futer

now youre just milking it

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:20 pm

I wonder if he had a longhorn?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:06 pm

jimbo;943340 wrote: ohno i've been creamed

ok i'm leaving this thread ... the steaks are too high

So you're mooooving to another thread? Sounds like a bunch of cow dung to me.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:15 pm

400? Does he keep the names in a little black leather book?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:21 pm

He took sowing his oats to a whole new level.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:24 pm

If he were Knighted would they call him.."Sir Loin"?

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:30 pm

YZGI;943434 wrote: If he were Knighted would they call him.."Sir Loin"?

That is terrible!

Masterpiece

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:18 pm

spot;942774 wrote: Brazilian beef ends up in US burgers, is that right?

I wonder how the cookies came into it.

I think you will find that the U.S export most beef including exporting to Brazil.

OSCAR

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:23 pm

YZGI;943434 wrote: If he were Knighted would they call him.."Sir Loin"?
:yh_rotfl :yh_worshp :yh_rotfl

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:49 pm

YZGI;943434 wrote: If he were Knighted would they call him.."Sir Loin"?

Does "Sir Loin" come with A1 sauce?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:41 am

shelbell;943608 wrote: Does "Sir Loin" come with A1 sauce?
You have a kinky side to ya! :sneaky:

:D

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:43 am

jimbo;943912 wrote: was the guys name stan peed ????

:D

Maybe he was a shorthorn.

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:11 am

What sort of people make fun out of animal cruelty :-5

......there are some pretty sick and twisted people in this world .

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:31 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com;943945 wrote: What sort of people make fun out of animal cruelty :-5

......there are some pretty sick and twisted people in this world .

People with nothing to do but sit around and shoot the bull.:wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:41 am

Accountable;943867 wrote: You have a kinky side to ya! :sneaky:

:D

"Sir Loin" just isn't very good without the sauce! :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:01 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com;943945 wrote: What sort of people make fun out of animal cruelty :-5

......there are some pretty sick and twisted people in this world .

I agree Pants, but to be fair, the comments are poking fun at the perv not the cows.

I guess he just wanted a bit of "rump-y pumpy.

OSCAR

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:03 am

pantsonfire321@aol.com;943945 wrote: What sort of people make fun out of animal cruelty :-5

......there are some pretty sick and twisted people in this world .
You're mis steakin, we weren't making fun of animal cruelty. We were making fun of the twisted sick person who did the animal cruelty.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:04 am

I wonder if the herd got cow-selling??

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:19 am

Did it mention whether they were cowboys or cowgirls?

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:11 pm

:wah:

No Bull !!!.....

Then again, I have made out with a few heffers in my time..

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:29 pm

mikeinie;944589 wrote: :wah:

No Bull !!!.....

Then again, I have made out with a few heffers in my time..

Perhaps he was just grazing or enjoying the moo-ment

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:32 pm

Down the lane I look And there stands Bessy

Damn good cow, But awful messy

She’s mess’n up

The green green grass of home

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:39 pm

pantsonfire321@aol.com;943945 wrote: What sort of people make fun out of animal cruelty :-5

......there are some pretty sick and twisted people in this world .

To be serious now Pants, I do agree with you.

Growing up around farms I did once see a cow give birth. If the size of the birth canal was any thing to go by as she passed out her calf, I doubt that there is not a man alive who has a w---y big enough to cause the cows serious harm. (I hope).

I know men do like to brag about their manhoods but I have also seen a vet lose his arm up the rear of a cow whilst examining her. His W---y would have only felt like a small prick to a cow. Which is probably what the pervert is.

However, he is a pervert & needs locking up. What is he likely to move on to? Unless it is a true bovine fetish. No doubt there is some bonkers physcologist out there who will make excuses for him.

No-one in their right mind condones animal cruelty, it was the perv we were jesting over, not the cows.

OSCAR

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:42 pm

Accountable;943424 wrote: 400? Does he keep the names in a little black leather book?

This creased me up! :yh_rotfl

Come on now guys, poor pants is getting her knickers in a twist.

I think you should churn over a moo leaf and moove on.

You're all being udderly silly. :p