Quotes from your local police station.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:14 pm

Police quotes directed at Nomad:

"Strip..bend over and spread your cheeks"

"I dont care if you're the King of Siam ! You're ass is going to jail"

"What did you just do ? I know you didnt do what I think you did, did you just throw up in my cruiser ? I know you didnt just throw up in my cruiser"

"You little prick ! come back here, I said FREEZE !"

"Ok...tell me one more time why you were up in the tree with no clothes on"

"Really ? You thought the speed limit was 95 !"

"Yes it is illegal to enter the womans dressing room"

"You do know thats a transvestite dont you ?"

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:01 am

So help me, I heard this on my police radio.

Dispatcher- Have a report of a naked man running down Long Street.

Cop- I'm turning onto Long Street now. Any further description of the suspect?

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:40 am

fuzzy butt;946908 wrote: Umm the quotes I'm putting up are from *suspects and criminals* they are real and not taken off a site . Could we keep it that way please.

The reason for asking for further identification is because he may actually have been able to put his clothing back on.:rolleyes:

Oh. Well, excu-u-u-u-se me.

hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:51 pm

fuzzy butt;947503 wrote: That's okay Hoppy you're excused.:yh_hugs

Just don't do it again:yh_wait:yh_shame

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