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jessicaabruno · Post by **jessicaabruno** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:56 pm

This is an old intro, disclaimer of mine thats copy, pasted.

My name is Jessica and I'm 26. Still live with my parents, Metro New York, on the New Jersey Side of it USA. Have an fraternal twin sister as well. I was born with a Neurologically based speech impairment/apraxia-dysarthria. Been suffering from depression/anxiety since 9/2001. Currently, I'm an clerical volunteer in the Maternity Department at the local hospital by me and still looking for the permanent part time clerical job.

Can't stand there are people treat me and the others whom are like me, plus my Disclaimer on this

This has been goin ever since I 1st started postin on online forums. Yup don't really have kids at the moment or a boyfriend/fiance/husband as well, but hopefully in the future they will come. Basically, what draws me to these forums because this is one of my interests and passions basically for ever since I can remember. Do understand were you are comin from on this. Hope this helps you understand me or others whom are like me.

Disclaimer: I'm just a student of life and not yet a girl friend, fiance, wife, mother. Who has done a whole lot of learning and researching already and whos likely continue on with it after this.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:12 pm

Hi Jessica

I like to annoy and torture newbies. And oldbies and middlebies.

Ill be coming for you. :-6

jessicaabruno · Post by **jessicaabruno** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:16 pm

Nomad,

Thats alright as long as you told me. Way use to people like you from all of my other experiences.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:21 pm

jessicaabruno Nomad is a pussycat don't worry. WELCOME..!! TO THE GARDEN, HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR TIME HERE.

[QUOTE]Hi Jessica

I like to annoy and torture newbies. And oldbies and middlebies.

Ill be coming for you. [/QUOTE]

jessicaabruno · Post by **jessicaabruno** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:22 pm

Carla,

Thanx

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:39 pm

Ok then, lets get started Jess.

A little questionaire so we can get to know you better.

1. Mountains or oceans ?

2. Winter or summer ?

3. Books or movies ?

4. Try to avoid the bunny running across the street or :sneaky:

5. McCant or Obama ?

6. Prison tattoos ?

7. Any feelings one way or the other on mad scientist/ninja's ?

8. Have you ever entertained the idea of becoming a pirate ?

9. Banana cream pie or sushi ?

10. Hitler or Mother Theresa ?

jessicaabruno · Post by **jessicaabruno** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:42 pm

1. Mountains or oceans ? Both

2. Winter or summer ? Both, but not too cold or hot

3. Books or movies ? Both

4. Try to avoid the bunny running across the street or :sneaky: What???

5. McCant or Obama ? Undecided

6. Prison tattoos ? Neither

7. Any feelings one way or the other on mad scientist/ninja's ? Not sure

8. Have you ever entertained the idea of becoming a pirate ? Not really and not interested as well

9. Banana cream pie or sushi ? Banana Cream Pie

10. Hitler or Mother Theresa ? Easily, Mother Theresa

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:48 pm

I see. Interesting.

# 7 needs to be revisited.

7. Any feelings one way or the other on mad scientist/ninja's ?

Mad Scientist

I like your spunk !

But the question was regarding feelings on a mad scientist *slash* ninja.

A combo, both. Would you find someone with these capabilities and unusual talents to be a magnificent specimen ?

jessicaabruno · Post by **jessicaabruno** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:51 pm

Nomad,

Oops about my answer to #7 and edited it now.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:55 pm

Welcome Jessica! :-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:56 pm

jessicaabruno;947949 wrote: Nomad,

Oops about my answer to #7 and edited it now.

But would you not agree that if such a spendid and powerful man existed it would truly be a sight to behold ?

jessicaabruno · Post by **jessicaabruno** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:01 pm

Sheryl,

Thanx for the welcoming me to FG as well.

jessicaabruno · Post by **jessicaabruno** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:02 pm

Nomad;947953 wrote: But would you not agree that if such a spendid and powerful man existed it would truly be a sight to behold ?

Nomad,

Not really sure on this

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:05 pm

Damnit !

Work with me here Jess, I myself am a mad scientist/ninja !

Do you not find my unique qualities overwhelming ?

Not to mention Im also a magician. Sort of...ok well skip that Im not really a magician, more of a magician wanna be but hey whats wrong with dreaming ?

jessicaabruno · Post by **jessicaabruno** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:17 pm

Nomad;947963 wrote: Damnit !

Work with me here Jess, I myself am a mad scientist/ninja !

Do you not find my unique qualities overwhelming ?

Not to mention Im also a magician. Sort of...ok well skip that Im not really a magician, more of a magician wanna be but hey whats wrong with dreaming ?

Nomad,

Sorry, guess really didn't read Question #7 completely. Not really sure still.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:32 pm

Oh boy, we have work to do.

Clearly this will be a challenge.

Lets start with the basics.

I Nomad, cringe at eggsagerated views of my powers, I like to think of myself as humble. I usually try to play down the magnificence but in this instance for educational purposes Ill be direct.

A mad scientist (the good kind) can invent stuff and whip up umm other stuff in his lab. Hes got test tubes and a little bunson burner. Are you getting the picture ?

Now that same mad scientist is also a ninja ! Wow ! Helloooo.....

Hes got the whole ninja outfit and he can do really cool ninja stuff.

One second a mad scientist, the next second poof, a ninja.

Are you with me here Jess ?

jessicaabruno · Post by **jessicaabruno** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:33 pm

Nomad;947975 wrote: Oh boy, we have work to do.

Clearly this will be a challenge.

Lets start with the basics.

I Nomad, cringe at eggsagerated views of my powers and I usually try to play them down but in this instance for educational purposes Ill be direct.

A mad scientist (the good kind) can invent stuff and whip up umm other stuff in his lab. Hes got test tubes and a little bunson burner. Are you getting the picture ?

Now that same mad scientist is also a ninja ! Wow ! Helloooo.....

Hes got the whole ninja outfit and he can do really cool ninja stuff.

One second a mad scientist, the next second poof, a ninja.

Are you with me here Jess ?

Nomad,

Guess it can be done, but not really sure how.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:36 pm

jessicaabruno;947976 wrote: Nomad,

Guess it can be done, but not really sure how.

You dont have to know how Jess, I mean how could you know ?

Leave the technical stuff to me. Look, all Im saying is how about a little respect here ?

Dont make me beg, I wont do it.

Ok Ill beg but cmon throw a dog a bone will ya ?

Post by **jones jones** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:03 pm

hi and welcome to FG jess ...

Jj

jessicaabruno · Post by **jessicaabruno** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:23 pm

Nomad,

Sorry and been showing respect. Its little bit harder then its usually because should be in bed by now.

jessicaabruno · Post by **jessicaabruno** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:23 pm

JJ,

Thanx for welcoming me to here.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:10 am

Hi Jess and welcome to FG

Great to have you here

Have Fun:-6

p.s. Nomad is back in his cage now, normality may resume shortly:rolleyes:

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:38 am

Hi Jessica :-6

Welcome to FG

Nomad is a big softie really

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:07 am

Hi Jessica, welcome to FG, I' sure you are going to have fun and make some good friends on here, so pull up a garden seat and enjoy the flowers in the garden, even Nomad, and Jimbo - they're both upssy cats :-4 !!! :rolleyes: :wah: :-6

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:15 am

Hi Jessica.

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:56 am

Welcome to FG Jessica :-6

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:31 am

Hello Jessica and welcome to FG!

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:30 am

~Welcome to the garden Jessica. Hope you have fun:-6~

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:26 pm

Welcome to FG, Jessica!

How did you happen to stumble upon us?