So you thought police officers didn't have a sense of humor.... The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey $#*!."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
and the best one . .
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ...... You're right, we don't. . Sign here."
For Lady Cop and colleagues
For Lady Cop and colleagues
Schooling results in matriculation. Education is a process that changes the learner.
For Lady Cop and colleagues
I love #11, "I guess I can write anything I want."
There must be incredible pressure to just give back the sarcasm and bad attitude of the offender in spades.
I have enough patience to deal with a roomful of rowdy teenagers, but I don't have enough patience to deal with one ignorant, irresponsible, disrespectful adult.
(The kids don't know any better, they're still learning, the adult should already know better.)
There must be incredible pressure to just give back the sarcasm and bad attitude of the offender in spades.
I have enough patience to deal with a roomful of rowdy teenagers, but I don't have enough patience to deal with one ignorant, irresponsible, disrespectful adult.
(The kids don't know any better, they're still learning, the adult should already know better.)
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
For Lady Cop and colleagues
Jives wrote: I love #11, "I guess I can write anything I want."
There must be incredible pressure to just give back the sarcasm and bad attitude of the offender in spades.
I have enough patience to deal with a roomful of rowdy teenagers, but I don't have enough patience to deal with one ignorant, irresponsible, disrespectful adult.
(The kids don't know any better, they're still learning, the adult should already know better.)
WOT! You don't watch "cops" don't you see how respectful and brilliant some of those "offenders" are ahahahaha hohohoho hehehehehe gawd some forms of humanity make me laugh!!!
There must be incredible pressure to just give back the sarcasm and bad attitude of the offender in spades.
I have enough patience to deal with a roomful of rowdy teenagers, but I don't have enough patience to deal with one ignorant, irresponsible, disrespectful adult.
(The kids don't know any better, they're still learning, the adult should already know better.)
WOT! You don't watch "cops" don't you see how respectful and brilliant some of those "offenders" are ahahahaha hohohoho hehehehehe gawd some forms of humanity make me laugh!!!
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
For Lady Cop and colleagues
My favorite is #1.
Funny story: My sophomore year of college I went on a blind date with another couple. The guy (John) was a friend of mine who went out with a girl "Amy" who set me up with her cousin......
Any-hoo, Amy was driving, had on a low cut shirt, was speeding, and got pulled over. :driving: She actually looked at my friend John and said not to worry, we'd be back on the road quickly and pulled her shirt down even further to reveal lots of breast and a racy red bra..... she still got the ticket, by the way:wah:
John didn't go out with her again....:rolleyes:
Funny story: My sophomore year of college I went on a blind date with another couple. The guy (John) was a friend of mine who went out with a girl "Amy" who set me up with her cousin......
Any-hoo, Amy was driving, had on a low cut shirt, was speeding, and got pulled over. :driving: She actually looked at my friend John and said not to worry, we'd be back on the road quickly and pulled her shirt down even further to reveal lots of breast and a racy red bra..... she still got the ticket, by the way:wah:
John didn't go out with her again....:rolleyes:
For Lady Cop and colleagues
Thanks Clint, gave me a good laugh! :wah: ...it's true, like everyone else, we wouldn't make it through without a sense of humor! and a rapier-wit with which to disarm the morons.
For Lady Cop and colleagues
Jives wrote: I love #11, "I guess I can write anything I want."
There must be incredible pressure to just give back the sarcasm and bad attitude of the offender in spades.
I have enough patience to deal with a roomful of rowdy teenagers, but I don't have enough patience to deal with one ignorant, irresponsible, disrespectful adult.
(The kids don't know any better, they're still learning, the adult should already know better.)
Growing old to become an adult is Manditory.
Unfortunetely, growing up (learning) is optional!
There must be incredible pressure to just give back the sarcasm and bad attitude of the offender in spades.
I have enough patience to deal with a roomful of rowdy teenagers, but I don't have enough patience to deal with one ignorant, irresponsible, disrespectful adult.
(The kids don't know any better, they're still learning, the adult should already know better.)
Growing old to become an adult is Manditory.
Unfortunetely, growing up (learning) is optional!
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