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This is horrible. Really tragic. Its the kind of thing that makes a person want to stick his/her head in the oven.
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Well you know 99, you can be a little on the cryptic side now and then...loosen up....wiggle around....branch out a little. Let us know a little something-something about you....then maybe 100 will be found lurking around here. :-6You never can know.
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Monkey, do we know you from another lifetime:-6?
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99th Monkey;955594 wrote: ..............
I feel a David Carradine coming on :-1
No... anything but that! Tell me you are NOT about to start doing infomercials for hire!:eek:
I feel a David Carradine coming on :-1
No... anything but that! Tell me you are NOT about to start doing infomercials for hire!:eek:
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99th Monkey;955785 wrote: The Japanese monkey, Macaca fuscata, had been observed in the wild for a period of over 30 years.
In 1952, on the island of Koshima, scientists were providing monkeys with sweet potatoes dropped in the sand. The monkeys liked the taste of the raw sweet potatoes, but they found the dirt unpleasant.
An 18-month-old female named Imo found she could solve the problem by washing the potatoes in a nearby stream. She taught this trick to her mother. Her playmates also learned this new way and they taught their mothers too.
This cultural innovation was gradually picked up by various monkeys before the eyes of the scientists.
Between 1952 and 1958 all the young monkeys learned to wash the sandy sweet potatoes to make them more palatable.
Only the adults who imitated their children learned this social improvement. Other adults kept eating the dirty sweet potatoes.
Then something startling took place. In the autumn of 1958, a certain number of Koshima monkeys were washing sweet potatoes -- the exact number is not known.
Let us suppose that when the sun rose one morning there were 99 monkeys on Koshima Island who had learned to wash their sweet potatoes.
Let's further suppose that later that morning, the hundredth monkey learned to wash potatoes.
THEN IT HAPPENED!
By that evening almost everyone in the tribe was washing sweet potatoes before eating them.
The added energy of this hundredth monkey somehow created an ideological breakthrough!
But notice.
A most surprising thing observed by these scientists was that the habit of washing sweet potatoes then jumped over the sea --
Colonies of monkeys on other islands and the mainland troop of monkeys at Takasakiyama began washing their sweet potatoes.
Thus, when a certain critical number achieves an awareness, this new awareness may be communicated from mind to mind.
Although the exact number may vary, this Hundredth Monkey Phenomenon means that when only a limited number of people know of a new way, it may remain the conscious property of these people.
But there is a point at which if only one more person tunes-in to a new awareness, a field is strengthened so that this awareness is picked up by almost everyone!
Is that a yes? Do I win a bunch of bananas? :wah:
In 1952, on the island of Koshima, scientists were providing monkeys with sweet potatoes dropped in the sand. The monkeys liked the taste of the raw sweet potatoes, but they found the dirt unpleasant.
An 18-month-old female named Imo found she could solve the problem by washing the potatoes in a nearby stream. She taught this trick to her mother. Her playmates also learned this new way and they taught their mothers too.
This cultural innovation was gradually picked up by various monkeys before the eyes of the scientists.
Between 1952 and 1958 all the young monkeys learned to wash the sandy sweet potatoes to make them more palatable.
Only the adults who imitated their children learned this social improvement. Other adults kept eating the dirty sweet potatoes.
Then something startling took place. In the autumn of 1958, a certain number of Koshima monkeys were washing sweet potatoes -- the exact number is not known.
Let us suppose that when the sun rose one morning there were 99 monkeys on Koshima Island who had learned to wash their sweet potatoes.
Let's further suppose that later that morning, the hundredth monkey learned to wash potatoes.
THEN IT HAPPENED!
By that evening almost everyone in the tribe was washing sweet potatoes before eating them.
The added energy of this hundredth monkey somehow created an ideological breakthrough!
But notice.
A most surprising thing observed by these scientists was that the habit of washing sweet potatoes then jumped over the sea --
Colonies of monkeys on other islands and the mainland troop of monkeys at Takasakiyama began washing their sweet potatoes.
Thus, when a certain critical number achieves an awareness, this new awareness may be communicated from mind to mind.
Although the exact number may vary, this Hundredth Monkey Phenomenon means that when only a limited number of people know of a new way, it may remain the conscious property of these people.
But there is a point at which if only one more person tunes-in to a new awareness, a field is strengthened so that this awareness is picked up by almost everyone!
Is that a yes? Do I win a bunch of bananas? :wah:
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okay ... let's cut thru the crap monkey 99 ...
you been here before dude ... you know it and i know it ...
i suspect in your previous incarnation here you had a big "issue" with
moderators .. just a gut feel ...
or else why this tombstone/moderator signature ...
and why is georgia the only "hope" thing?
you been here before dude ... you know it and i know it ...
i suspect in your previous incarnation here you had a big "issue" with
moderators .. just a gut feel ...
or else why this tombstone/moderator signature ...
and why is georgia the only "hope" thing?
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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99th Monkey;955896 wrote: I don't think you would make a good Sherlock Holmes :-3
I like all the moderators and none moderators very much :-4
The only big Issue I have is a magazine :-2
Hope is the only person named Hope on fg, I have no idea about Georgia...
Be well and be good and let not that be misunderstood
monkey ... i believe that every person on FG has the right to their opinion ... it is
their right ... so you are fully entitled to have your say ... as i am too ...
however ... and this is only my humble opinion ... your search for the 100th
monkey is to me simply your way of staying in the mix so to speak ...
so if you wanna be part of this forum ... why not just participate like everyone
else?
why the cryptic stuff?
why the weird signature?
I like all the moderators and none moderators very much :-4
The only big Issue I have is a magazine :-2
Hope is the only person named Hope on fg, I have no idea about Georgia...
Be well and be good and let not that be misunderstood
monkey ... i believe that every person on FG has the right to their opinion ... it is
their right ... so you are fully entitled to have your say ... as i am too ...
however ... and this is only my humble opinion ... your search for the 100th
monkey is to me simply your way of staying in the mix so to speak ...
so if you wanna be part of this forum ... why not just participate like everyone
else?
why the cryptic stuff?
why the weird signature?
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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Having the right to an opinion does not make your opinion right.
Seems like I read that somewhere... :-3
Seems like I read that somewhere... :-3
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**throws a couple peanuts at the sad monkey**
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hey monkey! send me some casino money and i'll make you REAL happy!;)
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99th Monkey;955945 wrote: Good questions so they deserve an answer,
1, I do not concentrate on how I participate,
2, I am who I am I can be no other and I am not cryptic all of the time, in fact I can be very straight to the point...
3, The signature was a plot I was creating, basically I was taking the fact that 21 out of 40 most common posters are mods, sorry for the juxtaposition..
I like you just fine little monkey...:-6
1, I do not concentrate on how I participate,
2, I am who I am I can be no other and I am not cryptic all of the time, in fact I can be very straight to the point...
3, The signature was a plot I was creating, basically I was taking the fact that 21 out of 40 most common posters are mods, sorry for the juxtaposition..
I like you just fine little monkey...:-6
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G-man;955926 wrote: Having the right to an opinion does not make your opinion right.
Seems like I read that somewhere... :-3
that goes without saying ...
however everyone has a right to their opinion ...
Seems like I read that somewhere... :-3
that goes without saying ...
however everyone has a right to their opinion ...
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flopstock;955974 wrote: hey monkey! send me some casino money and i'll make you REAL happy!;)
Why does that sound like prostitution? :-3
Why does that sound like prostitution? :-3
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jones jones;955987 wrote: that goes without saying ...
If only that were true... my work here would be so much easier. :wah:
If only that were true... my work here would be so much easier. :wah:
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G-man;955988 wrote: Why does that sound like prostitution? :-3
now, dear! for all you know i am an evangelical televangelist!:D
now, dear! for all you know i am an evangelical televangelist!:D
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99th Monkey;955785 wrote: THEN IT HAPPENED!
By that evening almost everyone in the tribe was washing sweet potatoes before eating them.
The added energy of this hundredth monkey somehow created an ideological breakthrough!
But notice.
A most surprising thing observed by these scientists was that the habit of washing sweet potatoes then jumped over the sea --
Colonies of monkeys on other islands and the mainland troop of monkeys at Takasakiyama began washing their sweet potatoes.
Thus, when a certain critical number achieves an awareness, this new awareness may be communicated from mind to mind.
Would you like to comment on Ron Amundson's 1985 article?
By that evening almost everyone in the tribe was washing sweet potatoes before eating them.
The added energy of this hundredth monkey somehow created an ideological breakthrough!
But notice.
A most surprising thing observed by these scientists was that the habit of washing sweet potatoes then jumped over the sea --
Colonies of monkeys on other islands and the mainland troop of monkeys at Takasakiyama began washing their sweet potatoes.
Thus, when a certain critical number achieves an awareness, this new awareness may be communicated from mind to mind.
Would you like to comment on Ron Amundson's 1985 article?
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flopstock;955974 wrote: hey monkey! send me some casino money and i'll make you REAL happy!;)Fgs woman control yer urges:rolleyes::p
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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99th Monkey;956079 wrote: [quote=spot]Would you like to comment on Ron Amundson's 1985 article?Yes I posted this earlier..
The 100th Monkey and The 100th Monkey Revisited
http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=39060
Why do you think a computer-generated voice reading Ron Amundson's article is more useful than a text version? Yes, you put up a ten-minute reading of a part of the article, I asked whether you'd like to comment on what it says. Some of us have problems with not being able to see the words, or have access to all the words. The key phrase in the written version is "We now know that the strength of this extrasensory communication can be amplified to a powerfully effective level when the consciousness of the 'hundredth person' is added" which, I suggest, is what Ron Amundson was demonstrating to be unaddressed by Watson's analysis of the data.
The 100th Monkey and The 100th Monkey Revisited
http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=39060
Why do you think a computer-generated voice reading Ron Amundson's article is more useful than a text version? Yes, you put up a ten-minute reading of a part of the article, I asked whether you'd like to comment on what it says. Some of us have problems with not being able to see the words, or have access to all the words. The key phrase in the written version is "We now know that the strength of this extrasensory communication can be amplified to a powerfully effective level when the consciousness of the 'hundredth person' is added" which, I suggest, is what Ron Amundson was demonstrating to be unaddressed by Watson's analysis of the data.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
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Carolly;956082 wrote: Fgs woman control yer urges:rolleyes::p
which ones?:sneaky:
which ones?:sneaky:
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flopstock;956103 wrote: which ones?:sneaky:
For me to guess and you to know;):p
For me to guess and you to know;):p
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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flopstock;955974 wrote: hey monkey! send me some casino money and i'll make you REAL happy!;)
Let me get this straight. If I were to give you some fake money for a fake casino I could have a fake happy ending from a stranger on the internet?
I'm in, how much you need?;)
Let me get this straight. If I were to give you some fake money for a fake casino I could have a fake happy ending from a stranger on the internet?
I'm in, how much you need?;)
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YZGI;956123 wrote: Let me get this straight. If I were to give you some fake money for a fake casino I could have a fake happy ending from a stranger on the internet?
I'm in, how much you need?;)
Dangit YZGI!! You know you'd get it for free baby....:p
but i do except tips....:sneaky::D:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I'm in, how much you need?;)
Dangit YZGI!! You know you'd get it for free baby....:p
but i do except tips....:sneaky::D:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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When i was born my mum said i looked like a monkey, maybe i'm it 
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flopstock;956125 wrote: Dangit YZGI!! You know you'd get it for free baby....:p
but i do except tips....:sneaky::D:yh_rotfl
:wah:
Ahem!
Dang, I was hoping you took more than just tips..
but i do except tips....:sneaky::D:yh_rotfl
:wah:
Ahem!
Dang, I was hoping you took more than just tips..
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buttercup;956155 wrote: When i was born my mum said i looked like a monkey, maybe i'm it Mine did also.....trouble is I never changed:(:o
Mine did also.....trouble is I never changed:(:oWomen are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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buttercup;956155 wrote: When i was born my mum said i looked like a monkey, maybe i'm it
but you are already spoken for so if he's looking for you he's gonna be really really sad... not just sad..
but you are already spoken for so if he's looking for you he's gonna be really really sad... not just sad..
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Maybe its Carolly afterall. :-2
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Don't be "monkey sad". I'm sending you as many monkeys as I can. There may not be quite 100...........but close.
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There may not be quite 100...........but close.Attached files
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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buttercup;956241 wrote: Maybe its Carolly afterall. :-2
Always seen myself more as an orangutang :DDo you fink it is:-3I better go and report meself:driving:
Always seen myself more as an orangutang :DDo you fink it is:-3I better go and report meself:driving:
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Are you taking Carolly with you :-3
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99th Monkey;956259 wrote: It's time for Monkey to go :-1
Everything will be alright :-3
:guitarist
If you don't know if you should stay
If you don't say what's on your mind
Baby just breathe
There's nowhere else tonight we should be:guitarist
bj
Everything will be alright :-3
:guitarist
If you don't know if you should stay
If you don't say what's on your mind
Baby just breathe
There's nowhere else tonight we should be:guitarist
bj
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99th Monkey;956259 wrote: It's time for Monkey to go :-1
Everything will be alright :-3Oh thats ok then:D:guitarist
Everything will be alright :-3Oh thats ok then:D:guitarist
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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buttercup;956261 wrote: Are you taking Carolly with you :-3Some people wish he would I bet:sneaky::rolleyes:;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Got somefing to confess............I aint a bleedin clue what this thread is about:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Learned behavior will win!
Well, not when it comes to the casino.....:wah:
Well, not when it comes to the casino.....:wah:
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Carolly;956274 wrote: Got somefing to confess............I aint a bleedin clue what this thread is about:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
I thinks it's about 99th Monkey getting some attention.
I thinks it's about 99th Monkey getting some attention.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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along-for-the-ride;956282 wrote: I thinks it's about 99th Monkey getting some attention. ;)Fanks for putting me right babe;)
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.