farts

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:34 pm

Where is PEG!???!!!!!

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:46 pm

I read soemwhere once that if you dont have hair around your but hole that your farts are always noisy....:sneaky:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:46 pm

jimbo;957752 wrote: do you mean a peg for your nose or fg's lovely peg

Our lovely Peg is the fart Queen at another forum!! :wah:

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:47 pm

jimbo;957757 wrote: one thing that makes suzy cry with laughter is if i ever on the very rare occasion have bad wind i sort of walk round the pub past a group of guys drop my cargo and carry on walking next thing you know they all start accusing each other ... i mean i dont think its funny but suzy does :sneaky::sneaky::wah::wah:

I'm of the mind it'd be quite obvious by the fact that no man would be left standing...

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:48 pm

WonderWendy3;957760 wrote: Our lovely Peg is the fart Queen at another forum!! :wah:

Is she an inny,..or an outy?...

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:49 pm

K.Snyder;957762 wrote: Is she an inny,..or an outy?...

not sure....I thought we were talking about farting not belly buttons!:wah:

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:49 pm

WonderWendy3;957763 wrote: not sure....I thought we were talking about farting not belly buttons!:wah:

We are...

:-2

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:04 am

I'm easily amused, I don't care if someone farts around me.

My brothers in law in Ireland are always farting no matter where they are or who's around! :wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:05 am

where's Sheryl?? :sneaky:

:wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:28 pm

I love standing in line at the grocery store and letting a silent one rip. If it smells, I look around at other people like "ewww how could you do that?" What I want to know is why do people smell their own farts with pleasure while everyone around them is passing out from the smell? :wah::wah:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:38 pm

One of the definitions of SURPRISE is-----------------a fart with a lump in it.:-3

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:41 pm

Lon;958253 wrote: One of the definitions of SURPRISE is-----------------a fart with a lump in it.:-3

Yeah, and if you've had a tummy ache, a fart could give you some good skid marks! :wah::wah::wah:

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:21 pm

Lon;958253 wrote: One of the definitions of SURPRISE is-----------------a fart with a lump in it.:-3

Are you trying to tell me that texture is definitive by virtue of surprise?...

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 3:25 pm

I haven't thought of my son and farts in quite sometime ,till I read this post

I have two sons both now grown, but my youndest son has jad a fixtation

with farts sence he could giggle. I have photos of him trying to prove with a bic lighter that a fart will blow blue flames if done right ,, ( hey he's his wifes problem now )

and no we never let her in on that little piece of info before the wedding

well no one ever seen any blue flames but I have photos that prove it wasn't because he didn't give it his best efforts. I can't post any of them pics because he's in his underoos and just a child , he's 30 this year, and that not considered good posting material ,

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:26 pm

jimbo;958395 wrote: for crying out loud woman let the kid grow up ,learn to let go he has his own life now :wah::wah::wah:

Well I suppose sence I'm in New Mexico and he and the wife live in Salt Lake Ut. I guess yeah your right its time I sent the photos to the wife huh ? maybe for thier 6th anaversary ??

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:28 pm

Top TRUMPS on this one mate!:wah:

Glad to be taking parp.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:31 pm

I don't fart, I am just to much of a perfect lady for that!:sneaky:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:47 am

sunny104;958020 wrote: where's Sheryl?? :sneaky:

:wah:

what you talking about?? Mrs. bean burrito queen. :p

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:08 am

Sheryl;958958 wrote: what you talking about?? Mrs. bean burrito queen. :p

:D I burp really loud, that's my only talent! :wah: