Penis requests a promotion....:P

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:20 pm

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

Has to work hard

Has to work at great depths

Has to work upside down

Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work

Has to work in a high humidity environment

Has to work at high temperatures

Does not get weekends and holidays off

Does not get time off after extra hours of work

Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness

Request denied for the following reasons:

Does not work 8 hours in a row

Does not answer immediately to all requests

After a short activity period, falls asleep at work

Shows no fidelity to the workplace

Retires too early

Does not work at all unless pushed from behind

Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work

Sometimes leaves work, too early

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:28 pm

jimbo;957783 wrote: sounds to much like hard work to me

Suzie is a beautiful woman..bet you rise to the occasion..

scholle-kid · Post by **scholle-kid** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:51 pm

:d:d:d:d

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:22 am

We need a penis union. Maybe the boss will quit asking us to work more time than we need to be happily satisfied..

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:00 am

YZGI;957961 wrote: We need a penis union. Maybe the boss will quit asking us to work more time than we need to be happily satisfied..

I'd like to apply for a position....

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:35 am

sunny104;958141 wrote: I'd like to apply for a position....

:wah::wah:

You're in, the line seems to be a bit short at this time.

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:08 am

Request denied for the following reasons:

Does not work 8 hours in a row

Yeah, but it's not because I'm not willing to be that workhorse who can do that.

Does not answer immediately to all requests

Okay, maybe I've missed one or two, but I was looking out for her best interest... it was late and she had to be at work early (but I did keep her up very late the previous night, and I DID make up for it the very next afternoon).

After a short activity period, falls asleep at work

Never! Where did this rumor come from???

Shows no fidelity to the workplace

N/A

Retires too early

N/A

Does not work at all unless pushed from behind

N/A But sometimes it's nice to get a lil' push from behind.

Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work

True, but it doesn't mind gettin' dirty. Besides, it's for a very good cause.

Sometimes leaves work, too early

Okay, so ya' got me there, but in my Penis' defense, have you SEEN where I work??? It's not like I don't want to be there, but sometimes I've gotta' leave work early to clean up and put on a new change of work attire. If there's no time for that, I send in an associate or two.