Bank of America

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:55 pm

A Conversation between a

Customer and Bank of America

Bank: This is the Bank of America, can I help you?

Customer: Yes, I want to cancel my account. I don't want to do business with you any longer.

Bank: Why?

Customer: You're giving credit to illegal immigrants, and I don't think it's right. I'm taking my business elsewhere.

Bank: Well, Mr. Customer, we don't want to see you do that, but we can't stop you. I'll help you close the account. What is your account number?

Customer: (gives account number)

Bank: For security purposes and for your protection, can you please give me the last four digits of your social security number?

Customer: No.

Bank: Mr. Customer, I need to verify your information, but in order to help you, I'll need verification of who you are.

Customer: Why should I give you my social security number? The reason I'm closing my account is that your bank is issuing credit cards to illegal immigrants who don't have social security numbers. You are targeting that audience and want their business. Let's say I'm an illegal immigrant and you've given me a credit card. I have a question about it and call for assistance. You wouldn't be asking me for a Social Security number, would you?

Bank: No sir, I wouldn't.

Customer: Why not?

Bank: Because you would have pressed '2' to speak in Spanish. We don't ask for that information when calling in on the Spanish line.

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Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:04 pm

Ok. I admit its a crappy thread. Threads dont just grow on trees ya know. No one bats 1000. God !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:10 pm

I dont think starting a lame thread makes me a bad person. What am I, Hitler now ?

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:46 pm

Some threads just scream for another look-over, don't you agree?

I really feel it must have been lost in the heat of the moment... other threads flying around pulling attention away from this one...

Riveting, don't you agree?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:50 pm

I am anti banks right now!...grrrr

getting ready to take all my $10.00 and stuff it under the mattress...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:17 am

How Old is Your Underwear?

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:55 am

Nomad;963710 wrote: How Old is Your Underwear?

:yh_rotflGrand example baby!... underwear holes got more of a response then this thread did originally...:yh_rotfl

I didn't even bother reading the OP until I got done laughing at your followup posts...:wah:

maybe no one else could get past those...

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:27 am

WonderWendy3;963501 wrote: I am anti banks right now!...grrrr

getting ready to take all my $10.00 and stuff it under the mattress...

do you have Presidents Choice there?

we switched to them 8 years ago, no fees whatsoever, nadda!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:20 am

regular banks suck. We've always used credit unions.