I Broke Into A House Today!
- chonsigirl
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Music Pastor is ill in bed, and my turn came to bring his family dinner. I was loaded down with roast chicken and all the side dishes. I pulled out his address from the staff book, and took off down there. I don't wear my glasses while driving, so I read the house number wrong! I pulled up to a house next door to the K-9 cop, called the Music Pastor on the cell and he said come on in. So I did, walked right in the unlocked front door, dropped off the food in the kitchen, and went looking for them in the back yard. Only it wasn't his back yard-it was some lady and her dog! Dog jumped for joy into my arms, K-9 doggie popped his head over the fence for a friendly bark, and the lady was amazed I was there. So was I! :wah:
I invited her down the street for dinner when I figured out the address, and got out of there as fast as possible before K-9 cop caught on I was popping into strange people's houses! :wah:
I invited her down the street for dinner when I figured out the address, and got out of there as fast as possible before K-9 cop caught on I was popping into strange people's houses! :wah:
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:yh_rotfl It's a good thing you're a friendly-looking lady, instead of some man!
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:wah: Oh my gosh Chonsi! How funny! What a way to meet people! 
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Good job you did'nt go into K9'S house! :-2
Good job you did'nt go into K9'S house! :-2
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:wah: Good going Chonsigirl! What a way to invite a person to dinner! :p
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See how that works out? You were probably trying to think up some interesting chitchat to breakup the monotony of his illness..voila!:D
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OMG................that is to funny, bet you didn't think so at the time!:wah:
Life is just to short for drama.
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I would have loved to see the look on your face.. !! :wah::wah:
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WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
- chonsigirl
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Oh my, I was shocked. Even more so when I was finished with the errand, went back down the street and saw K-9 cop-crew cut, buffed out, polishing his car and looking around. My husband was with me, he pointed to him and said "See that!" :wah:
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Good Lord, Chonsi. Everyone's got fifteen uzis there, and you actually walked into someone's house and lived to tell the tale. WOW!!!!
I remember being totally shocked when doing a roadie trip with an American male friend. If we needed to ask for directions, it was me who had to get out of the car and walk towards whoever we were going to ask, with my hands showing, my femaleness obvious and talking loudly in Australian. He reckoned we had a much better chance of not getting pre-emptively shot that way.
I learned also NEVER to take a shortcut, when hiking, across any farmer's land. Which is totally routine in Australia though you shut gates of course. BLAM BLAM goodbye pam, otherwise.
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I remember being totally shocked when doing a roadie trip with an American male friend. If we needed to ask for directions, it was me who had to get out of the car and walk towards whoever we were going to ask, with my hands showing, my femaleness obvious and talking loudly in Australian. He reckoned we had a much better chance of not getting pre-emptively shot that way.
I learned also NEVER to take a shortcut, when hiking, across any farmer's land. Which is totally routine in Australia though you shut gates of course. BLAM BLAM goodbye pam, otherwise.
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Oh Oh, breaking into a house, sounds like a "citizens arrest" is in order! :-2
OK up against the wall, & put your hands behind your back! :wah:
You have the right to remain silent, yada, yada, yada! :p
You could've been arrested, cause you didn't wear your glasses!
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Glad things worked out in the end!!!
OK up against the wall, & put your hands behind your back! :wah:
You have the right to remain silent, yada, yada, yada! :p
You could've been arrested, cause you didn't wear your glasses!
Glad things worked out in the end!!!
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your lucky you didn't do that here!:wah:
Life is just to short for drama.
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Funny Chons. I did that before when I was young. A gang of us walked through the wrong house and right out the front door. The street was having a block party and so everyone was there not paying attention. I had to use the bathroom, used it and went on my way.
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Awwww Chonsi.....You are soooooo funny. That is the best story that I've heard in a long time:-4
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over hill over dell right though the nieghbors house ,,
sorry while reading your post that silly little ditty ( modified) popped into my hrad, now it is stuck :-5
Heck, who would question a person bearing gifts ( food) :-6
I'm sure if the lady and her jumping pup had any questions about the your pastor could of explained ???:-3
sorry while reading your post that silly little ditty ( modified) popped into my hrad, now it is stuck :-5
Heck, who would question a person bearing gifts ( food) :-6
I'm sure if the lady and her jumping pup had any questions about the your pastor could of explained ???:-3
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Glad you survived the ordeal to tell us the tale Chonsi..:-6
Never had you down as a law breaker:D
Never had you down as a law breaker:D
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That had to be embarrassing! :wah::wah: When flopstock was up to visit a couple weekends ago we went to a steak house. I said I had to use the bathroom and so did she. She got up and asked the hosts where it was, and I was thinking "i know where it is, why didn't she just wait?"...then I proceeded to walk into the mens room. :wah::wah:
- chonsigirl
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:wah: Oh, that is great!
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You're a cat burglar that's why the dog barked at you! :wah:
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yer funny
did you see anything worth going back for ?
yer funny
did you see anything worth going back for ?
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