Constipation

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:42 am

We all suffer from it occasionally, but with politicians it seems to be continual.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:44 am

what a load of crap:D

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:44 am

Lon;985566 wrote: We all suffer from it occasionally, but with politicians it seems to be continual.

I hope they are both wearing Depends:wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:47 pm

why didn't I know this was more crap?

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:56 pm

But...if you have constipation , can you take a crap? :wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:57 pm

Trunk Monkey;985661 wrote: But...if you have constipation , can you take a crap? :wah:

I meant more election crap!:wah:

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:59 pm

Odie;985662 wrote: I meant more election crap!:wah:

Okay, so when the crap starts hitting the fan, I'll just shut my fan off

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:38 pm

Constipation--it's full of ****.:wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:40 pm

I saw a documentary about Elvis very recently. They showed a normal colon & the one taken out of Elvis. He had a genetic condition of enlarged organs. Poor man walking round with all that in him.

Trunk Monkey · Post by **Trunk Monkey** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:53 pm

So that's where this song originated:

All Shook Up

A well I bless my soul

What’s wrong with me?

I’m itching like a man on a fuzzy tree

My friends say I’m actin’ wild as a bug

I’m in love

I’m all shook up

Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My hands are shaky and my knees are weak

I can’t seem to stand on my own two feet

Who do you thank when you have such luck?

I’m in love

I’m all shook up

Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

Please don’t ask me what’s on my mind

I’m a little mixed up, but I’m feelin’ fine

When I’m near that girl that I love best

My heart beats so it scares me to death!

She touched my hand what a chill I got

Her lips are like a vulcano that’s hot

I’m proud to say she’s my buttercup

I’m in love

I’m all shook up

Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My tongue get tied when I try to speak

My insides shake like a leaf on a tree

There’s only one cure for this body of mine

That’s to have an enema with a spray so fine!

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:06 pm

Your very naughty Trunk Monkey:wah::wah::wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:35 pm

Trunk Monkey;985665 wrote: Okay, so when the crap starts hitting the fan, I'll just shut my fan off

do it in CP's room eh!:guitarist

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:53 am

oscar;985697 wrote: I saw a documentary about Elvis very recently. They showed a normal colon & the one taken out of Elvis. He had a genetic condition of enlarged organs. Poor man walking round with all that in him.

*ahem* :sneaky: enlarged organs?? :sneaky: tell us more......

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:16 am

You guys are so full of so much crap not even an Ex-lax can help.:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:25 am

I never thought of that. How naughty! Going by the fact that Elvis's colon was four times the size of a normal colon, i'd really have liked to have met the guy:wah: