Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:38 am

wish you had of bumped it yesterday...........now I feel totally embarssed!:sneaky:

going to hide now....................feeling rather stuipid!;)

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:43 am

jimbo;991188 wrote: ahem are you saying you are fondling wise guy :wah::wah:

ahem Odie is a girl!:wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:48 am

jimbo;991179 wrote: this is not a room its a torture thread started by my cyber arch enemy i bet she is getting a real chuckle out of this :wah::wah:

And restarted by your evil nemisis...the shelbell. :wah::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:50 am

Odie;991191 wrote: ahem Odie is a girl!:wah:

He's just a jimbutt anyway Odie.

Get him back by asking him the most outrageous questions you can come up with!! :sneaky::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:08 am

jimbo;991210 wrote: monster

Am I the monster?

Do you drool when you sleep?

How do you know when people call a bird a wood ****** they're not really calling you a .....that could get me into trouble.

Why is it that 9 hours after I showered my hair is still a little damp?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:10 am

Why do they put up a bunch of ****'s when I put the word p*cke*r in there and I was only talking about a bird?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:26 am

jimbo;991233 wrote: did you turn the shower off and did you get out of the shower :wah:

You are NOT allowed to ask questions in here...just give answers.:p

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:53 am

What the hell ?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:59 am

Now, how'd you get such a pretty wife?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:12 am

jimbo;991287 wrote: you mean for such a buglyugg huh:wah:

i dont know ,i guess she thinks i'm funny

:)

That's a good thing.

Does she think you need to shower more cuz you stink?

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:15 am

If a train leaves Chicago at 10:10am,traveling at 75mph. going east and another train leaves London,England at 2:05pm traveling at 45kph.going west.How far will each train travel and at what time will the 2 trains meet?

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:22 am

must you have 2 rooms?:wah:

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:24 am

jimbo;991300 wrote: ten past two :-3:-3

Wrong.....try again. And STOP Guessing!!!

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:44 am

Do you help out around the house?(remember, we can verify this!)

Why is my short term memory so bad?

Why doesn't my hubby help out at home?

Why do they call it "elbow" macaroni when there are no elbows in it?

Why is my short term memory so bad?

Do you like Burt or Ernie?

Why do people mow their grass then water it so it will grow somemore?

Why is my short term memory so bad?

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:48 am

jimbo;991162 wrote: er no :p

okay you got out of that way to easy! i'm gonna have to think up some more! :p:D

Cow Patty · Post by **Cow Patty** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:55 am

Why do they call New York the Big Apple?

Why is Madonna called Madge?

Why do we call it chili when its a hot food?

Who just cut the cheese?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:40 am

Why do they call Philadelphia the Big Pretzel?

Are you left handed?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:00 am

When will the Titanic finally fall apart?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:13 am

Why on earth are they tearing down Yankee Stadium?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:12 am

Do you, when no one is around of course, pick your nose? Then do you eat it? fling it? wipe it on something? or just sit and stare at it, amazed at how wonderful it is that it came out of you?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:13 am

shelbell;991541 wrote: Do you, when no one is around of course, pick your nose? Then do you eat it? fling it? wipe it on something? or just sit and stare at it, amazed at how wonderful it is that it came out of you?

Do you?:sneaky: And here, I thought at the end of your sentence you were talking about a baby!

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:26 am

qsducks;991545 wrote: Do you?:sneaky: And here, I thought at the end of your sentence you were talking about a baby!

no, no, no. this isn't my thread to answer....it's jimbutts. I had to add the last one cuz you never know how strange he just might be. :sneaky::wah:

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:27 am

jimbo;991547 wrote: every one picks their nose , i just wished i'd picked a smaller one

i never stare at it i just flick it when i'm outside

What do you do with it if you're inside?

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:28 am

shelbell;991571 wrote: What do you do with it if you're inside?

She forgot the last part of the question and it's "Inside the closet"?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:39 am

jimbo;991576 wrote: i go outside :sneaky:

You've come out of the closet? Good for you jimbutt! You know, I've got this friend, he's a little shy.......:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

That'll teach ya to talk about lying and lips moving:wah:

qsducks · Post by **qsducks** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:44 am

shelbell;991593 wrote: You've come out of the closet? Good for you jimbutt! You know, I've got this friend, he's a little shy.......:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

That'll teach ya to talk about lying and lips moving:wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:08 pm

Why does Bruce Parry on the telly look like my mate Pete?

Why is it that I get a headache after just a small amount of Magners? :-5

When I prick myself on a rose why does it hurt days later?

Why does my grandson eat his bogies after picking his nose? Do they taste of something nice?

Why am I bored?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:19 pm

jimbo;991747 wrote: coz you are not watching ross kemp (good looking fella ross kemp)gangs sky 0ne now

:yh_sick Ross Kemp is not good looking!!!!

One pint is not a lot!!!!

Hope6 · Post by **Hope6** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:29 pm

jimbo;991671 wrote: tossers :wah::wah::wah:

whats a tosser?

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:08 pm

If an orange was red, would they call it a red?

Would we have redjuice?

How many peanuts fit in a VW bug?

Why don't you wear a wig?

kayleneaussie · Post by **kayleneaussie** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:40 am

Are u and Suzy going to visit Australia ?