Time For a New Name
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
A = snickle B = doombah C = goober D = cheesey E = crusty F = greasy G = dumbo H = farcus I = Dorky J = doofus K = funky L = boobie M = sleezy N = Sloopy O = fluffy P = stinky Q = slimy R = dorfus S = snooty T = tootsie U = dipsy V = sneezy W = liver X = skippy Y = dinky Z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = dippin B = feather C = batty D = burger E = chicken F = barffy G = lizard H = waffle I = farkle J = monkey K = flippin L = fricken M = bubble N = rhino O = potty P = hamster Q = buckle R = gizzard S = lickin T = snickle U = chuckle V = pickle W = Hubble X = dingle Y = gorilla Z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = butt B = boob C = face D = nose E = hump F = breath G = pants H = shorts I = lips J = honker K = head L = tush M! = chunks N = dunkin O = brains P = biscuits Q = toes R = doodle S = fanny T = sniffer U = sprinkles V = frack W = squirt X = humperdinck Y = hiney Z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And my new name is Sleezy Gizzard-Doodle!
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Time For a New Name
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Time For a New Name
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
Time For a New Name
jones jones;997534 wrote: Time For a New Name
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
A = snickle B = doombah C = goober D = cheesey E = crusty F = greasy G = dumbo H = farcus I = Dorky J = doofus K = funky L = boobie M = sleezy N = Sloopy O = fluffy P = stinky Q = slimy R = dorfus S = snooty T = tootsie U = dipsy V = sneezy W = liver X = skippy Y = dinky Z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = dippin B = feather C = batty D = burger E = chicken F = barffy G = lizard H = waffle I = farkle J = monkey K = flippin L = fricken M = bubble N = rhino O = potty P = hamster Q = buckle R = gizzard S = lickin T = snickle U = chuckle V = pickle W = Hubble X = dingle Y = gorilla Z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = butt B = boob C = face D = nose E = hump F = breath G = pants H = shorts I = lips J = honker K = head L = tush M! = chunks N = dunkin O = brains P = biscuits Q = toes R = doodle S = fanny T = sniffer U = sprinkles V = frack W = squirt X = humperdinck Y = hiney Z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And my new name is Sleezy Gizzard-Doodle!
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
OMG!!!!!
That is hilarious :wah:
Mine is Snooty Frickin-Butt :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
A = snickle B = doombah C = goober D = cheesey E = crusty F = greasy G = dumbo H = farcus I = Dorky J = doofus K = funky L = boobie M = sleezy N = Sloopy O = fluffy P = stinky Q = slimy R = dorfus S = snooty T = tootsie U = dipsy V = sneezy W = liver X = skippy Y = dinky Z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = dippin B = feather C = batty D = burger E = chicken F = barffy G = lizard H = waffle I = farkle J = monkey K = flippin L = fricken M = bubble N = rhino O = potty P = hamster Q = buckle R = gizzard S = lickin T = snickle U = chuckle V = pickle W = Hubble X = dingle Y = gorilla Z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = butt B = boob C = face D = nose E = hump F = breath G = pants H = shorts I = lips J = honker K = head L = tush M! = chunks N = dunkin O = brains P = biscuits Q = toes R = doodle S = fanny T = sniffer U = sprinkles V = frack W = squirt X = humperdinck Y = hiney Z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And my new name is Sleezy Gizzard-Doodle!
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
OMG!!!!!
That is hilarious :wah:
Mine is Snooty Frickin-Butt :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Very nearly perfect ... 
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pinkchick;997547 wrote: OMG!!!!!
That is hilarious :wah:
Mine is Snooty Frickin-Butt :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
well now miss snooty fricken-butt ....
:wah::wah:
That is hilarious :wah:
Mine is Snooty Frickin-Butt :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
well now miss snooty fricken-butt ....
:wah::wah:
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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jones jones;997554 wrote: well now miss snooty fricken-butt ....
:wah::wah:
Watch it fella!! :sneaky:
:wah::wah:
Watch it fella!! :sneaky:
Very nearly perfect ...
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jones jones
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pinkchick;997558 wrote: Watch it fella!! :sneaky:
oops!
oops!
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
Time For a New Name
Crusty Rhino Lips
But I knew that as my daughter has just been reading his books. Hilarious and makes reading fun!
But I knew that as my daughter has just been reading his books. Hilarious and makes reading fun!
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Chezzie;997565 wrote: Crusty Rhino Lips
But I knew that as my daughter has just been reading his books. Hilarious and makes reading fun!
nooooooooooo ... you never a crusty rhino lips!!!
Jj :-4
But I knew that as my daughter has just been reading his books. Hilarious and makes reading fun!
nooooooooooo ... you never a crusty rhino lips!!!
Jj :-4
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
Time For a New Name
jones jones;997566 wrote: nooooooooooo ... you never a crusty rhino lips!!!
Jj :-4
ahhhh ty :-4 sloopy potter dunkin:D
Jj :-4
ahhhh ty :-4 sloopy potter dunkin:D
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jones jones
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Chezzie;997570 wrote: ahhhh ty :-4 sloopy potter dunkin:D
better!:-6
better!:-6
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Time For a New Name
jones jones;997534 wrote: Time For a New Name
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
A = snickle B = doombah C = goober D = cheesey E = crusty F = greasy G = dumbo H = farcus I = Dorky J = doofus K = funky L = boobie M = sleezy N = Sloopy O = fluffy P = stinky Q = slimy R = dorfus S = snooty T = tootsie U = dipsy V = sneezy W = liver X = skippy Y = dinky Z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = dippin B = feather C = batty D = burger E = chicken F = barffy G = lizard H = waffle I = farkle J = monkey K = flippin L = fricken M = bubble N = rhino O = potty P = hamster Q = buckle R = gizzard S = lickin T = snickle U = chuckle V = pickle W = Hubble X = dingle Y = gorilla Z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = butt B = boob C = face D = nose E = hump F = breath G = pants H = shorts I = lips J = honker K = head L = tush M! = chunks N = dunkin O = brains P = biscuits Q = toes R = doodle S = fanny T = sniffer U = sprinkles V = frack W = squirt X = humperdinck Y = hiney Z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And my new name is Sleezy Gizzard-Doodle!
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Hi I am : Snooty dippin Chunks.. how are you?
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dav Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
A = snickle B = doombah C = goober D = cheesey E = crusty F = greasy G = dumbo H = farcus I = Dorky J = doofus K = funky L = boobie M = sleezy N = Sloopy O = fluffy P = stinky Q = slimy R = dorfus S = snooty T = tootsie U = dipsy V = sneezy W = liver X = skippy Y = dinky Z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
A = dippin B = feather C = batty D = burger E = chicken F = barffy G = lizard H = waffle I = farkle J = monkey K = flippin L = fricken M = bubble N = rhino O = potty P = hamster Q = buckle R = gizzard S = lickin T = snickle U = chuckle V = pickle W = Hubble X = dingle Y = gorilla Z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
A = butt B = boob C = face D = nose E = hump F = breath G = pants H = shorts I = lips J = honker K = head L = tush M! = chunks N = dunkin O = brains P = biscuits Q = toes R = doodle S = fanny T = sniffer U = sprinkles V = frack W = squirt X = humperdinck Y = hiney Z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And my new name is Sleezy Gizzard-Doodle!
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Hi I am : Snooty dippin Chunks.. how are you?
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Boobie Farklejuice all present and correct :wah: 
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:rolleyes: I'm a Saga-lout, growing old disgracefully
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Oh, Hell JJ
I had trouble with the JUKEBOX thread...:-5
and did other's !!
Patsy
I had trouble with the JUKEBOX thread...:-5
and did other's !!
Patsy
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Patsy Warnick;998049 wrote: Oh, Hell JJ
I had trouble with the JUKEBOX thread...:-5
and did other's !!
Patsy
My apologies to you ...
Tootsie Dippin-Doodle!
Jj :-4
I had trouble with the JUKEBOX thread...:-5
and did other's !!
Patsy
My apologies to you ...
Tootsie Dippin-Doodle!
Jj :-4
"…I hate how I don’t feel real enough unless people are watching." — Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
Time For a New Name
Dumbo Snickle-Butt.
