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I don't.. Tim is gonna teach me. lmao. I can play a lot of card games but poker always confused me..
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Poker? I don't even know her.:thinking:
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I've been cleaning up the the black jack table.:)
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qsducks;997169 wrote: I've been cleaning up the the black jack table.:)


And i now see you are in the top ten! :) Good going Ducky. Now how about giving me all your loot. ;) :wah:
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Hi ButterflyPrincess, I will start by saying you need to know the ranking of poker hands. I am not sure how much you know so I will start with the VERY basics.



First lowest hand (and a poker hand is usually always your best 5 cards)



If there are no pairs then it is the highest card in either players hand.

So ace (1) being the highest card and 2 (or deuce) the lowest.







This hand would be a Jack HIGH and if the opponent had a 10 high the Jack High would win.



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The next higher would be a pair:

One Pair

Two cards of equal rank.

Js, Jh



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Then 2 pair:



Two Pair

Two cards of equal rank and a different two cards of equal rank.

Ex: 5d, 5s - 2h, 2s

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Three-Of-A-Kind

Any three cards of equal rank.

Ex: 9c, 9h, 9s



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Straight

Five cards of mixed suits, in sequence.

Ex: 9c, Th, Js, Qd, Kh



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Flush

Any five cards of the same suit.

Ex: As, Ts, 9s, 5s. 2s



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Full House

Three cards of equal rank, and two different cards of the equal rank. (Three of a kind and a pair)

Ex: Th, Tc, Td - 5s, 5d



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Four-Of-A-Kind

Four cards of equal rank

Ex: Qc, Qh, Qd, Qs



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Straight Flush

Five cards, all of the same suit that are in sequence.

Ex: 6c, 7c, 8c, 9c,Tc



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Royal Flush

This is the best poker hand you can have.

Ex: Ten, Jack, Queen, King, and Ace of the same suit.



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ButterflyPrincess;997060 wrote: I don't.. Tim is gonna teach me. lmao. I can play a lot of card games but poker always confused me..


yup...........played it all my life, its awesome!

you gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold them!:wah:
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Love Texas Hold 'Em. Poker isn't as hard as one would think, especially when you learn what beats what.
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:) I like your avatar, BP.



I don't play poker much, if at all.

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thanks BTS!! I so appreciate that. I am gonna print this out! =)

thanks aftr!! =)
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YZGI;997155 wrote: Poker? I don't even know her.:thinking:


you goofball.. lmao!!

qsducks;997169 wrote: I've been cleaning up the the black jack table.:)


now blackjack i can play. =)
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qsducks;997169 wrote: I've been cleaning up the the black jack table.:)


ducky float me a loan!:wah:
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Poker is a blast! Now you know what beats what, wait til you find out how many different types of poker there are! :wah:
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shelbell;999122 wrote: Poker is a blast! Now you know what beats what, wait til you find out how many different types of poker there are! :wah:


Do you think her hubs will teach her strip poker?:sneaky:
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qsducks;999130 wrote: Do you think her hubs will teach her strip poker?:sneaky:


That'll probably be the first one! :D:wah:
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ButterflyPrincess;997060 wrote: I don't.. Tim is gonna teach me. lmao. I can play a lot of card games but poker always confused me..


If Poker confuses you, don't ever take up Bridge.
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Lon;999156 wrote: If Poker confuses you, don't ever take up Bridge.


lol Lon..........

Yes that gets quite more deep........
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Lon;999156 wrote: If Poker confuses you, don't ever take up Bridge.


Bridge is no problem at all. Poker puzzles me because what a hand's worth depends on how many people get dealt a hand and what wild cards are recognized and which cards are common to all players, if any, and how many of the cards are visible to everyone. Even if how many people get dealt a hand is the only variable it's still hard to work out the hand's comparative value.
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BTS;997226 wrote: Straight

Five cards of mixed suits, in sequence.

Ex: 9c, Th, Js, Qd, Kh






Excellent how to guide off BTS on poker...Thanks, I didnt know the straight had to be a mix of each suit so thanks for that also..

Now can you do a guide on how to win the lottery?:D
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