AussiePam;1068319 wrote: You might be a certain age, Ally. But I'm certainly a certain other age. Capeesh!!! And therefore none of the aforegoing applies to me. Well it wouldn't anyway. I'm the resident goddess after all and can do no wrong!!!
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I have instructed other FOCsers not to grovel too much in my presence. A simple bow will do, and of course I expect that when I do honour a thread with my extraordinary input, that ordinary mortals will not only notice my existence, but will give me their rapt attention, and gratitude.
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AussiePam;1068328 wrote: I have instructed other FOCsers not to grovel too much in my presence. A simple bow will do, and of course I expect that when I do honour a thread with my extraordinary input, that ordinary mortals will not only notice my existence, but will give me their rapt attention, and gratitude.
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yes your majesty........now where are the koala's I love so much!:yh_rotfl
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yes your majesty........now where are the koala's I love so much!:yh_rotfl
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AussiePam;1068315 wrote: The real question (SEE THREAD TITLE) - and I don't think anyone's addressed it yet - is what exactly is this CERTAIN AGE???? 15? 25? 40?? 99?
I think the sight of a 99 year old in a spandex thong, crotchless pants, push up bra (it'd have to be very very push up), nipple tassles, stilletto heels and fishnet stockings would be a little over the top if not nausea's to the public.
I think most women know themselves when they get to that CERTAIN AGE and decided themselves that more is less. I used to love mini-skirts in the 70's and even now, although i say it myself, i still have a good set of pins as I'm tall. I would just not consider putting on a short skirt now because i just think I'd be making a fool of myself and would be worried that people thought i was an old tart.
Can i just say without offending anyone???????? I hate ponytails on older women.
I think the sight of a 99 year old in a spandex thong, crotchless pants, push up bra (it'd have to be very very push up), nipple tassles, stilletto heels and fishnet stockings would be a little over the top if not nausea's to the public.
I think most women know themselves when they get to that CERTAIN AGE and decided themselves that more is less. I used to love mini-skirts in the 70's and even now, although i say it myself, i still have a good set of pins as I'm tall. I would just not consider putting on a short skirt now because i just think I'd be making a fool of myself and would be worried that people thought i was an old tart.
Can i just say without offending anyone???????? I hate ponytails on older women.
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oscar;1068368 wrote:
I think most women know themselves when they get to that CERTAIN AGE and decided themselves that more is less. I used to love mini-skirts in the 70's and even now, although i say it myself, i still have a good set of pins as I'm tall. I would just not consider putting on a short skirt now because i just think I'd be making a fool of myself and would be worried that people thought i was an old tart.
Can i just say without offending anyone???????? I hate ponytails on older women.
soooooooooo true! It just doesn't look right.
and those ponytails on older women, ewwwwww!:-5
I think most women know themselves when they get to that CERTAIN AGE and decided themselves that more is less. I used to love mini-skirts in the 70's and even now, although i say it myself, i still have a good set of pins as I'm tall. I would just not consider putting on a short skirt now because i just think I'd be making a fool of myself and would be worried that people thought i was an old tart.
Can i just say without offending anyone???????? I hate ponytails on older women.
soooooooooo true! It just doesn't look right.
and those ponytails on older women, ewwwwww!:-5
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Ally;1068313 wrote: Ur right there oscar,look I dont want to show my ignorance but wot in the word is skinning up a skiff.big boobs is dreadfullreally big ones, my mum was very large but us 3 girls didnt get them at all go figure.Its a bit sad that the young girls think just because its in fashion they can wear it,but not wen their really big girls, the tops today are sooooooooo skimpy and just dont look good on a big girl young or not.I like the fashion thats comming in here for summer the good old gypsy tops and dresses and lotsa really feminine stuff.Hope u girls are all behaving urselfs, then again noo dont its to boring lol have a good one.xx:-6:-6
'Skinning up a spliff' is a quaint olde worlde term used for the old British art of smoking weed, (i think it's called out there).
The ciggarette paper is refered to as a 'skin' for the weed, hence the expression, when rolling, 'skinning'.
A 'spliff' is the British term for a 'reefer'.
I think it's such a shame we are seeing girls as young as 17 yrs old here having boob jobs. I was so flat at that age, my husband called them 'aspirins on an ironing board'. I was so upset most of the time because my friends had developed rather well compared to me. Suddenly at around my early 20's, they came from no-where and now i complain that nothing fits me up the top and hangs nicely.
I also think these models in glamour magazines are a bad thing for young girls. They don't understand that the models bad bits are air-brushed out and impressionable young girls believe that is the image that they should be. It's great wearing the thongs on the beach if your lucky enough to have the firm bum and flat stomach but the truth in Britain, is that we are a dumpy lot us girls. We also don't get the weather here to get a good tan and more cases of skin cancer are being diagnosed in young girls for over using tanning salons just to look good.
I think when your boobs are so big that you risk serious eye injury should you have to run, it's just too much. Victoria Beckam is safe, her's don't move at all :yh_rotfl
'Skinning up a spliff' is a quaint olde worlde term used for the old British art of smoking weed, (i think it's called out there).
The ciggarette paper is refered to as a 'skin' for the weed, hence the expression, when rolling, 'skinning'.
A 'spliff' is the British term for a 'reefer'.
I think it's such a shame we are seeing girls as young as 17 yrs old here having boob jobs. I was so flat at that age, my husband called them 'aspirins on an ironing board'. I was so upset most of the time because my friends had developed rather well compared to me. Suddenly at around my early 20's, they came from no-where and now i complain that nothing fits me up the top and hangs nicely.
I also think these models in glamour magazines are a bad thing for young girls. They don't understand that the models bad bits are air-brushed out and impressionable young girls believe that is the image that they should be. It's great wearing the thongs on the beach if your lucky enough to have the firm bum and flat stomach but the truth in Britain, is that we are a dumpy lot us girls. We also don't get the weather here to get a good tan and more cases of skin cancer are being diagnosed in young girls for over using tanning salons just to look good.
I think when your boobs are so big that you risk serious eye injury should you have to run, it's just too much. Victoria Beckam is safe, her's don't move at all :yh_rotfl
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Odie;1068370 wrote: soooooooooo true! It just doesn't look right.
and those ponytails on older women, ewwwwww!:-5
There's a part of England called Essex. it's a joke here that if an older woman has a tight ponytail on her, it's called an 'Essex face-lift'. It's where some women pull the hair back so tight, it's like a temporary face-lift.
If that 'Joan Rivers' has any more face lifts, she will have to wax her chin :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
and those ponytails on older women, ewwwwww!:-5
There's a part of England called Essex. it's a joke here that if an older woman has a tight ponytail on her, it's called an 'Essex face-lift'. It's where some women pull the hair back so tight, it's like a temporary face-lift.
If that 'Joan Rivers' has any more face lifts, she will have to wax her chin :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Simpson's Assets Crowned Best Cleavage in Hollywood.
Pop beauty Jessica Simpson has beaten a long list of busty beauties to top a new Best Cleavage in Hollywood poll.
The Top 10 is as Follows:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Salma Hayek
3. Carmen Electra
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Halle Berry
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Mariah Carey
9. Susan Sarandon
10. Nicollette Sheridan
Susan Sarandon must be about 60 so I would say that the "certain age" is 59!
Having said that Dame Helen Mirren is I think 63 and she has a great cleavage!
But then you will say, "this is Hollywood, the land of make believe and silicone implants!"
I guess it would be interesting to know which of the above ladies have had boob jobs!
Anyway I'm sticking to 59 as the "certain age"!
Ryan.
Pop beauty Jessica Simpson has beaten a long list of busty beauties to top a new Best Cleavage in Hollywood poll.
The Top 10 is as Follows:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Salma Hayek
3. Carmen Electra
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Halle Berry
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Mariah Carey
9. Susan Sarandon
10. Nicollette Sheridan
Susan Sarandon must be about 60 so I would say that the "certain age" is 59!
Having said that Dame Helen Mirren is I think 63 and she has a great cleavage!
But then you will say, "this is Hollywood, the land of make believe and silicone implants!"
I guess it would be interesting to know which of the above ladies have had boob jobs!
Anyway I'm sticking to 59 as the "certain age"!
Ryan.
I don't want to press "1" for English. This is America!
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Touchstone;1068377 wrote: Simpson's Assets Crowned Best Cleavage in Hollywood.
Pop beauty Jessica Simpson has beaten a long list of busty beauties to top a new Best Cleavage in Hollywood poll.
The Top 10 is as Follows:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Salma Hayek
3. Carmen Electra
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Halle Berry
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Mariah Carey
9. Susan Sarandon
10. Nicollette Sheridan
Susan Sarandon must be about 60 so I would say that the "certain age" is 59!
Having said that Dame Helen Mirren is I think 63 and she has a great cleavage!
But then you will say, "this is Hollywood, the land of make believe and silicone implants!"
I guess it would be interesting to know which of the above ladies have had boob jobs!
Anyway I'm sticking to 59 as the "certain age"!
Ryan.
I would say the best of this list would be Halle Berry.
You quote British Ladie's but mybe you don't realise that here they get pillored by the press for showing too much clevage at that age. You might think it's great but British men don't.
Pop beauty Jessica Simpson has beaten a long list of busty beauties to top a new Best Cleavage in Hollywood poll.
The Top 10 is as Follows:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Salma Hayek
3. Carmen Electra
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Halle Berry
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Mariah Carey
9. Susan Sarandon
10. Nicollette Sheridan
Susan Sarandon must be about 60 so I would say that the "certain age" is 59!
Having said that Dame Helen Mirren is I think 63 and she has a great cleavage!
But then you will say, "this is Hollywood, the land of make believe and silicone implants!"
I guess it would be interesting to know which of the above ladies have had boob jobs!
Anyway I'm sticking to 59 as the "certain age"!
Ryan.
I would say the best of this list would be Halle Berry.
You quote British Ladie's but mybe you don't realise that here they get pillored by the press for showing too much clevage at that age. You might think it's great but British men don't.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon
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59!!
When I was sweet sixteen - and I'm sure I've told this tale in here before - my mum and dad took me with them on a holiday to New Zealand. And there was segregated nude bathing in the medicinal hot springs at Rotorua. We all went. The naked ladies were of all shapes, sizes, ages and cleavages. And a frightening sight it was to my tender, inexperienced psyche. But this was nothing, apparently, to the trauma my Dad suffered at the sight of the assorted males letting it all hang out.
God - he gasped - invented clothes* to save us from such unpleasantness.
*Of course She invented pink spandex shorts too and allowed the Devil to tempt really huge ladies into wearing them....
When I was sweet sixteen - and I'm sure I've told this tale in here before - my mum and dad took me with them on a holiday to New Zealand. And there was segregated nude bathing in the medicinal hot springs at Rotorua. We all went. The naked ladies were of all shapes, sizes, ages and cleavages. And a frightening sight it was to my tender, inexperienced psyche. But this was nothing, apparently, to the trauma my Dad suffered at the sight of the assorted males letting it all hang out.
God - he gasped - invented clothes* to save us from such unpleasantness.
*Of course She invented pink spandex shorts too and allowed the Devil to tempt really huge ladies into wearing them....
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AussiePam;1068384 wrote: 59!!
When I was sweet sixteen - and I'm sure I've told this tale in here before - my mum and dad took me with them on a holiday to New Zealand. And there was segregated nude bathing in the medicinal hot springs at Rotorua. We all went. The naked ladies were of all shapes, sizes, ages and cleavages. And a frightening sight it was to my tender, inexperienced psyche. But this was nothing, apparently, to the trauma my Dad suffered at the sight of the assorted males letting it all hang out.
God - he gasped - invented clothes* to save us from such unpleasantness.
*Of course She invented pink spandex shorts too and allowed the Devil to tempt really huge ladies into wearing them....
oh god, I can well imagine the many sites at a nudist camp!:yh_rotfl
When I was sweet sixteen - and I'm sure I've told this tale in here before - my mum and dad took me with them on a holiday to New Zealand. And there was segregated nude bathing in the medicinal hot springs at Rotorua. We all went. The naked ladies were of all shapes, sizes, ages and cleavages. And a frightening sight it was to my tender, inexperienced psyche. But this was nothing, apparently, to the trauma my Dad suffered at the sight of the assorted males letting it all hang out.
God - he gasped - invented clothes* to save us from such unpleasantness.
*Of course She invented pink spandex shorts too and allowed the Devil to tempt really huge ladies into wearing them....
oh god, I can well imagine the many sites at a nudist camp!:yh_rotfl
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AussiePam;1068384 wrote: 59!!
When I was sweet sixteen - and I'm sure I've told this tale in here before - my mum and dad took me with them on a holiday to New Zealand. And there was segregated nude bathing in the medicinal hot springs at Rotorua. We all went. The naked ladies were of all shapes, sizes, ages and cleavages. And a frightening sight it was to my tender, inexperienced psyche. But this was nothing, apparently, to the trauma my Dad suffered at the sight of the assorted males letting it all hang out.
God - he gasped - invented clothes* to save us from such unpleasantness.
*Of course She invented pink spandex shorts too and allowed the Devil to tempt really huge ladies into wearing them....
We have designated nudist beaches here, a famous one in my Home Town. As it's always cold in Britain, there was huge dissapointment when they first opened. Men flocked to the beach hoping to see a few nubile young ladies in all their glory, only to be met with the sight of elderly folk shriveled up in the cold. Nothing like seeing some old wrinkled testie's to put you off your cockles.
When I was sweet sixteen - and I'm sure I've told this tale in here before - my mum and dad took me with them on a holiday to New Zealand. And there was segregated nude bathing in the medicinal hot springs at Rotorua. We all went. The naked ladies were of all shapes, sizes, ages and cleavages. And a frightening sight it was to my tender, inexperienced psyche. But this was nothing, apparently, to the trauma my Dad suffered at the sight of the assorted males letting it all hang out.
God - he gasped - invented clothes* to save us from such unpleasantness.
*Of course She invented pink spandex shorts too and allowed the Devil to tempt really huge ladies into wearing them....
We have designated nudist beaches here, a famous one in my Home Town. As it's always cold in Britain, there was huge dissapointment when they first opened. Men flocked to the beach hoping to see a few nubile young ladies in all their glory, only to be met with the sight of elderly folk shriveled up in the cold. Nothing like seeing some old wrinkled testie's to put you off your cockles.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember them. R.L. Binyon