*the BAH HUMBUG thread*

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:34 am

Take cover Minksy, i think they're going for the xmas puds.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:36 am

abbey wrote: Take cover Minksy, i think they're going for the xmas puds.

rightie Oh I am ready for them

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valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:37 am

Santa Baby,

Just slip a sable under the tree

For me

Been an awful good girl

Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too

Light blue

I'll wait up for you, dear

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed

Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed

Next year I could be just as good

If you'll check off my Christmas list

Santa Baby, I want a yacht and really thats not

Alot

Been an angel all year

Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need

The deed

To a platinum mine

Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex

And cheques

Sign your 'x' on the line

Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree

With some decorations bought at Tif-fa-ny

I really do believe in you

Lets see if you believe in me

Santa Baby, forgot to mention one little thing

A ring

I don't mean on the phone

Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry...tonight

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:42 am

Course siren Val had to sing a sexy song.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:33 pm

santy visits the pub........his nose is redder than rudolf's! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Bez · Post by **Bez** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:49 pm

No Comment.........

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:52 pm

Bez has defected!!!! yaaaaayyyy!!!! :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:03 pm

lady cop wrote: Bez has defected!!!! yaaaaayyyy!!!! :wah:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:-1

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:08 pm

Oh dear I dunno I may have to check my list twice finding out who is naughty and nice

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:17 pm

naughty girls like Abbey get pressies like this........:sneaky:

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abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:38 pm

lady cop wrote: naughty girls like Abbey get pressies like this........:sneaky: I would never accept a pressie from you LC, you anti santa fiendish wanton woman,

it'd probably explode when i turn the engine on!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:41 pm

OK i'll just keep the car in your driveway until i come over....

it will be delivered tomorrow.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:27 pm

oh that is a great movie! my boys loved it every year! if you haven't seen "A Christmas Story" you have to get it!! (but be careful not to put your eye out!:wah: )

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:25 am

chonsigirl wrote: That one's great abbey, here is one for Wolfy..................

Ooo! good one! thanks lil' bunny

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:32 am

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:37 am

that's the spirit Chonsi!! :yh_rotfl :yh_laugh

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:53 am

yet another convert.

i knew you couldn't resist the power of the "Hum-bug" side.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:08 pm

Just for grins:

http://aluminumchristmastrees.net/

(I actually have one, new-in-box, 'cause my dad would never let mom

put it up!!)

:p

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:30 pm

lady cop wrote: Bez has defected!!!! yaaaaayyyy!!!! :wah:

Just trying to keep you HUMBUGS happy.!!!!

Pssst....don't worry abbey...it's just a ploy to get pressies from both camps....

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:57 pm

in the true spirit of Christmas GREED!! Bez sig: Pssst....don't worry abbey...it's just a ploy to get pressies from both camps....

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:08 pm

I am truly ashamed......I've had a moment of madness...grovel...grovel...it must have been a 'Grinch moment'....Grinchitis...is there a cure ???

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:11 pm

nope, you're a card-carrying scroogette now! just relax and think of England

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:15 pm

lady cop wrote: nope, you're a card-carrying scroogette now! just relax and think of England

But I don't want to be a scroogette....stamps foot...

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:16 pm

not even for a secret photo of nomad singing karaoke???:sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:19 pm

Say it aint so Bez !Snowfall falling, sleigh bells ringing, children laughing, grandma had too much egg nog and passes out in her sweet potatos......cant pass that up can ya ?

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:20 pm

lady cop wrote: not even for a secret photo of nomad singing karaoke???:sneaky:

You kidding ??? I'd join in ANYTHING to see ANY picture of Nomad

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:22 pm

nomad sings "white Christmas" ......

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Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:34 pm

lady cop wrote: nomad sings "white Christmas" ......

I'm so disappointed.....anything better in the secret stash ???

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:35 pm

well, yeah, but it will cost you $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:39 pm

I only have Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£Ã‚£s and not too many of them at the moment...or ever come to think of it !!

We could do a FG auction if you've got something really 'tasty'

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:53 am

Oh I love auctions, they are so much fun, (bargain hunt fan, sad but true

)

Don't suppose there are gonna be any other things on offer other than 'secret' pics of Nomad are there?? because that would be so disappointing otherwise!! :p

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:40 am

I will win the pic of Nomad, I need a new dart board..................:wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:28 am

bulletin! two of santa's reindeer, disguised as mooses, invade old folks home while drunk!! one was ID-ed by red nose.... shameful!! The Associated Press

STOCKHOLM, Sweden

They rarely have problems with drunks or rowdy animals, but residents

of a retirement home in southern Sweden had to deal with both: A pair of intoxicated moose invaded the premises.

The moose _ a cow and her calf _ had become drunk over the weekend by eating fermented apples they found outside the home in Sibbhult, said employee Anna Karlsson.

Police managed to scare them off once, but the tipsy mammals returned to get more of the tempting fruits. This time the moose were drunk and aggressive, forcing police to send for a hunter with a dog to make them leave. Police did not pursue the culprits, but made sure all apples were picked up from the area, police chief Bengt Hallberg said. No one was hurt.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:47 am

so Grinchy, did you get the apple recipe from the wicked queen?? good job!!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:12 pm

CALLING ALL SANTA'S,

fORWARD TO THE BAH HUMBUG THREAD..

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:47 pm

nah, this is where we hang them!

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:00 pm

lady cop wrote: nah, this is where we hang them!

we are sending in the motorcade

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lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:07 pm

General Far! here come the moving targets!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:33 pm

O.M.G!!:eek:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:35 pm

abbey wrote: O.M.G!!:eek:

hahahahahahahahaha,serves the greedy little brat right! no toys for him! :wah:

orangesox1 · Post by **orangesox1** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:36 pm

If he died in 2000, I still got presents in 2001, 2002 2003 and 2004, so as long as I keep getting my presents thats all I'm concerned about:D

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:36 pm

Shocking just shocking....who's been doing 'the business ' for the last 5 years then ??? who's the imposter ???

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:39 pm

Bez wrote: Shocking just shocking....who's been doing 'the business ' for the last 5 years then ??? who's the imposter ???here's a hint...he's green and furry.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:46 pm

Noooooooooooo....someone must have been paying him a lot then....considering his Christmas philosophy :-3

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:58 pm

the epic poem....HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMASby Dr. SuessEvery Who Down in Who-villeLiked Christmas a lot... But the Grinch,Who lived just North of Who-ville,Did NOT! The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.But I think that the most likely reason of allMay have been that his heart was two sizes too small. But,Whatever the reason,His heart or his shoes,He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos,Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frownAt the warm lighted windows below in their town.For he knew every Who down in Who-ville beneathWas busy now, hanging a mistleoe wreath. "And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer."Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"For, tomorrow, he knew... ...All the Who girls and boysWould wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! Then the Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast.And they'd feast! And they'd feast!And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!They would start on Who-pudding, and rare Who-roast-beastWhich was something the Grinch couldn't stand in the least! And THENThey'd do something he liked least of all!Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Whos would start singing! They'd sing! And they'd sing!AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!And the more the Grinch thought of the Who-Christmas-SingThe more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!I MUST stop Christmas from coming!...But HOW?" Then he got an idea!An awful idea!THE GRINCHGOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! "I know just what to do!" The Grinch Laughed in his throat.And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Grinchy trick!"With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!" "All I need is a reindeer..."The Grinch looked around.But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.Did that stop the old Grinch...?No! The Grinch simply said,"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"So he called his dog Max. Then he took some red threadAnd he tied a big horn on top of his head. THENHe loaded some bagsAnd some old empty sacksOn a ramshakle sleighAnd he hitched up old Max. Then the Grinch said, "Giddyap!"And the sleigh started downToward the homes where the WhosLay a-snooze in their town. All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without careWhen he came to the first house in the square."This is stop number one," The old Grinchy Claus hissedAnd he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist. Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flueWhere the little Who stockings all hung in a row."These stockings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!" Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,Around the whole room, and he took every present!Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums!Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums!And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney! Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Whos' feast!He took the Who-pudding! He took the roast beast!He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.Why, that Grinch even took their last can of Who-hash! Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee."And NOW!" grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the tree!" And the Grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shoveWhen he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.He turned around fast, and he saw a small Who!Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was not more than two. The Grinch had been caught by this little Who daughterWho'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.She stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why,"Why are you taking our Christmas tree? WHY?" But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slickHe thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side."So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear."I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here." And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her headAnd he got her a drink and he sent he to bed.And when Cindy-Lou Who went to bed with her cup,HE went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up! Then the last thing he tookWas the log for their fire.Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.On their walls he left nothing but hooks, and some wire. And the one speck of foodThe he left in the houseWas a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.ThenHe did the same thingTo the other Whos' houses Leaving crumbsMuch too smallFor the other Whos' mouses! It was quarter past dawn...All the Whos, still a-bedAll the Whos, still a-snoozeWhen he packed up his sled,Packed it up with their presents! The ribbons! The wrappings!The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings! Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mount Crumpit,He rode to the tiptop to dump it!"Pooh-pooh to the Whos!" he was grinch-ish-ly humming."They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two"The all the Whos down in Who-ville will all cry BOO-HOO!" "That's a noise," grinned the Grinch,"That I simply must hear!"So he paused. And the Grinch put a hand to his ear.And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.It started in low. Then it started to grow... But the sound wasn't sad!Why, this sound sounded merry!It couldn't be so!But it WAS merry! VERY! He stared down at Who-ville!The Grinch popped his eyes!Then he shook!What he saw was a shocking surprise! Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small,Was singing! Without any presents at all!He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming!IT CAME!Somehow or other, it came just the same! And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?It came without ribbons! It came without tags!"It came without packages, boxes or bags!"And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store."Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!" And what happened then...?Well...in Who-ville they sayThat the Grinch's small heartGrew three sizes that day!And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,He whizzed with his load through the bright morning lightAnd he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!And he... ...HE HIMSELF...!The Grinch carved the roast beast!