*the BAH HUMBUG thread*

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:51 pm

this thread is for all the grinch sympathizers like FAR

, and all the Scrooges like me BAH HUMBUG!!! tell us what you hate about that miserable carol-singing, credit-card stretching, nasty needle-dropping tree, disgusting fruitcake time of year!! :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:57 pm

And to get you in the mood

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abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:01 pm

Far got stockings!:D

SweetDarlin · Post by **SweetDarlin** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:01 pm

skips thru "Humbug" thread quickly singing...

Here comes Santa Claus,

Here comes Santa Claus,

Right down Santa Claus Lane,

Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer

Are pulling on the reins.

Bells are ringing, children singing,

All is merry and bright.

Hang your stockings and say your prayers,

'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight. Here comes Santa Claus,

Here comes Santa Claus,

Right down Santa Claus Lane,

He's got a bag that is filled with toys

For the boys and girls again.

Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,

What a beautiful sight,

Jump in bed, cover up your head,

'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.

*dodges snowball

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:05 pm

I haven't been a fan of Christmas for a number of years.

I hate the fact that stores start getting ready for it by Halloween.

I was BORN ON X-MAS!!!!!!!!!

so when i was 5 or 6 my sister let me in on a little secret; Panora(hometown) wasn't celebrating my birthday, they were celebrating X-mas.

I was 21,21 when i actually got a birthday present seperate form all the christmas stuff.

I usually got a Birthday card attached to a christmas present.

and then the card was either a Birthday card with Merry Christmas written inside

OR it was a friggin x-mas card with Happy B-day inside.

Growing up i NEVER got to have any school kids come over for my birthday. I never had a birthday party with kids my age. just family.

i didn't even get to properly celebrate my 21st. what bar is open then????

then those GD christmas songs.......... Aaarrrggghh!!!!!!

the one saving grace... my niece and nephew. i do rather enjoy spending WAY too much on them. that's what good uncles do, right?

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:09 pm

Dangles Mistletoe over all doors of the FG in XMAS Cheer!!!

SweetDarlin · Post by **SweetDarlin** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:09 pm

Wolverine wrote: Aaarrrggghh!!!!!!

*turns around after successfully avoiding aforementioned snowball... walks to Wolvie and gives him a Christmas Kiss.

My birthday is in December.. I can empathize with most of that. And I am appalled by the marketing/stores/media crud. BUT- Christmas is still awesome babe. I'll keep spreading the cheer... and singing those annoying songs...

One of my best friends was born at midnight... Christmas eve/Christmas...

she loves it.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:10 pm

SweetDarlin wrote: skips thru "Humbug" thread quickly singing...

Here comes Santa Claus,

Here comes Santa Claus,

Right down Santa Claus Lane,

*dodges snowball

*hunkers down with Far and LC*

Range?

50 meters.

Wind?

8 mph.

Load.

High explosive or incendiary, sir?

Nuclear.

Hoo-Rah!!!!!!!

FIRE!!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:12 pm

((Hey LC & Far)) misery bums..

SweetDarlin · Post by **SweetDarlin** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:13 pm

Wolverine wrote: *hunkers down with Far and LC*

Range?

50 meters.

Wind?

8 mph.

Load.

High explosive or incendiary, sir?

Nuclear.

Hoo-Rah!!!!!!!

FIRE!!apparently you haven't been paying attention. Christmas is magic...

*magically teleports to Christmas thread... avoiding said nuclear snowball...

as nuclear snowball hits previously made brick of snow blockade... it cause all of the snow to go back up into the sky and fall down again... producing such a beautiful sight as to take ones breath away.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:14 pm

SweetDarlin wrote: *turns around after successfully avoiding aforementioned snowball... walks to Wolvie and gives him a Christmas Kiss.

i.... uh.... Oooo..... hehehehe.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:16 pm

SweetDarlin wrote: apparently you haven't been paying attention. Christmas is magic...

*magically teleports to Christmas thread... avoiding said nuclear snowball...

as nuclear snowball hits previously made brick of snow blockade... it cause all of the snow to go back up into the sky and fall down again... producing such a beautiful sight as to take ones breath away.
Ahhh, fooey!

The Whoos are still singing, sir!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:24 pm

Sir, yes sir!

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:25 pm

Wolverine wrote: Ahhh, fooey!

The Whoos are still singing, sir!

wahoooo dorie yahooo glory, christmas day is here....

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lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:25 pm

center mass is low on those little whosits, adjust accordingly men!! and get their roast beast too!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:26 pm

abbey wrote: ((Hey LC & Far)) misery bums..

well there goes YOUR pressie Abbey! no new sequined stilettos for you!! :p

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:30 pm

flopstock wrote: I'm starting with thanksgiving this year.

Not going to his families for the day. They are not mine. He can take the little one. Not telling my older kids I'm not going to his families...sleeping, reading and watching whatever i want on tv. ahhhh....

May actually leave town for christmas. I have no interest in giving gifts to anyone but my daughter and granddaughter. Have no interests in getting gifts from anyone. If I want something I have either bought it already or learned to do without. And I have never enjoyed opening presents from folks and pretending to like them...

I'm too old to be spending that much money on something I don't enjoy.
Excellent!!!!!!!

i'm cheap!!! FREE!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:31 pm

Sorry General LC.

i'll stop fraternizing with the enemy....

wait, is she with us?

venus · Post by **venus** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:33 pm

How can you not like christmas:eek:

I love christmas..

Hey far hows about a new hat and wolvy hows about a really good heavy duty brush to get through that fur..

Floppy you can have a bucket of mackrel:wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:35 pm

yep, Flop has the right attitude!! and it's OK if you fraternize, we need spies in the other camp! go give them a fruitcake!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:37 pm

lady cop wrote: yep, Flop has the right attitude!! and it's OK if you fraternize, we need spies in the other camp! go give them a fruitcake!

hahahahahaha

i didn't read "fruitcake"

hehehehehe

i read F.....U.... well,:wah: you get it.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:38 pm

lady cop wrote: yep, Flop has the right attitude!! and it's OK if you fraternize, we need spies in the other camp! go give them a fruitcake!

Ahahaha "let them eat fruitcake" ahahahahahaha

SweetDarlin · Post by **SweetDarlin** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:39 pm

fruitcake makes good ammo... g'head.

venus · Post by **venus** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:40 pm

Not sure Nomad will go into the oven quietly...:wah:

pina · Post by **pina** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:40 pm

SweetDarlin wrote: fruitcake makes good ammo... g'head.

Why waste good fruit cake, give it to me and I'll eat all you have, yummmmmy

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:41 pm

flopstock wrote: all the better...heheheh

What sort of stuffing shall we use??

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:43 pm

A hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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venus · Post by **venus** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:43 pm

:sneaky: no no no must resist

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:45 pm

*closing little eys, but peeking*

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:45 pm

*sing a spanish Durge*

O, christmas tree

O, christmas tree

you catch on fire so easily

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:47 pm

The Reason for Angels on top of the Christmas Tree

It was suppose to be a happy time, but it wasn't. Santa was really pissed. It was Christmas eve and NOTHING was going right.

Mrs. Claus had burned all the Christmas cookies. The Elves were bitching about not getting paid for the overtime they had put in while making toys, and the reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. They had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and crashed it into a tree, breaking off one of the runners.

Santa was beside himself with anger. "I CAN"T believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours from now and all my reindeer are drunk, my Elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"

Just then the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says: "Yo, Santa, where do you want me to stick the Christmas Tree this year???"

......and thus the tradition of Angels perched atop the Christmas trees came to pass

venus · Post by **venus** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:48 pm

Will somebody please remove the matches from wolvys grip....

Now really you should know better...

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:48 pm

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh you better watch out, you better not cry, you better be good, i'm telling you why........ santa claus is dead. :wah:

venus · Post by **venus** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:50 pm

:yh_cry

NO NO NO say it isnt so....

and lve been a good girl:rolleyes:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:50 pm

bu-wahahahahahahaha

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SweetDarlin · Post by **SweetDarlin** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:51 pm

*sings louder... calls bouncer to deal with the rabble...

(written by Mel Torme)

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

Jack Frost nipping at your nose

Yuletide carols being sung by a choir

And folks dressed up like Eskimos

Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe

Help to make the season bright

Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow

Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa's on his way

He's loaded with lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh

And every mother's child is going to spy

To see if reindeers really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To kids from one to ninety-two

Although its been said many times, many ways

Merry Christmas to you

They know that Santa's on his way (he's on his way)

He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh

And every mother's child is going to spy

To see if reindeers really know how to fly

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To kids from one to ninety-two

Although its been said many times, many ways

Merry Christmas to you

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:51 pm

lady cop wrote: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh you better watch out, you better not cry, you better be good, i'm telling you why........ santa claus is dead. :wah:
Yeah!!!!!!

we got'em on the run!!!!!!!!!