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Relax Spot there isn't to many foods left in the US that require cuttlery....:D Yuummm Subway ...:cool:
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Pinky;507688 wrote: Does he insist on cutlery at McDonalds or KFC?:wah:

Cor, I love scoffing donuts and then getting sticky fingers!:-6


I believe it was requested at Burger King in Calgary two summers ago. :rolleyes:
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koan;507695 wrote: I believe it was requested at Burger King in Calgary two summers ago. :rolleyes:


I might be allowed to observe that though the number of food outlets I've patronized where one sits at a table which lacks cutlery is still counted in single figures, the only factor in common to all of those visits has been your presence.

It's not as though eating with fingers is unknown in England - I've happily asked for open fish and chips wrapped in paper, for example, after dark at least - and while fingers combined with tables undoubtedly brings on cultureshock the effect is multiplied when one's dining companion introduces sensual display to make perfectly clear whose turf we're on. What can be deliberately done with freely-flowing sandwich juices is far more lewd than mere donut jam, and I speak as one recently educated in these matters. I'd have put it all down to uncouth imagination had it not been for the gleam in your eye as you were doing it.
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spot;507928 wrote: I might be allowed to observe that though the number of food outlets I've patronized where one sits at a table which lacks cutlery is still counted in single figures, the only factor in common to all of those visits has been your presence.



It's not as though eating with fingers is unknown in England - I've happily asked for open fish and chips wrapped in paper, for example, after dark at least - and while fingers combined with tables undoubtedly brings on cultureshock the effect is multiplied when one's dining companion introduces sensual display to make perfectly clear whose turf we're on. What can be deliberately done with freely-flowing sandwich juices is far more lewd than mere donut jam, and I speak as one recently educated in these matters. I'd have put it all down to uncouth imagination had it not been for the gleam in your eye as you were doing it.




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he got that from a Sienfeld episode.

George ate a chocolate bar with fork and knife.


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I like that Avatar Wolverine. Where did you get it?:D

As for eating messy food. I cant eat spaghetti without a spoon.
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Fibonacci;509519 wrote: I like that Avatar Wolverine. Where did you get it?:D

As for eating messy food. I cant eat spaghetti without a spoon.


i never figured out how to eat it with a spoon.

as for the avatar... stole it from a guy I know.


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Wolverine;509535 wrote: i never figured out how to eat it with a spoon.


You probably aren't asking for Instructions but....



Pick up a small amount of spaghetti with the spoon



Put the fork on the spoon and twist the fork



The spaghetti should be neatly wrapped around the fork:D





Wolverine;509535 wrote: as for the avatar... stole it from a guy I know.


Ah! :wah:
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Fibonacci;509540 wrote: You probably aren't asking for Instructions but....



Pick up a small amount of spaghetti with the spoon



Put the fork on the spoon and twist the fork



The spaghetti should be neatly wrapped around the fork:D







Ah! :wah:


dude... i'm a dumb Iowa farmboy. i only recently learned how to use chopsticks.


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Diuretic;509567 wrote: They're difficult to use I find - I mean, why can't they sharpen the damn things, it would be much easier to use them then.


are you NUTS!?!? i'd loose an eye if they were sharp.


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Wolverine;509541 wrote: dude... i'm a dumb Iowa farmboy. i only recently learned how to use chopsticks.




Don't get me started with chopsticks. I have to put all my concentration into just holding them right. :D When i finally try to pick up something with them it pops out from between them and goes flying.:wah:
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