Far unfair to the vertically challenged

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:55 pm

well i see there's more blatent bigotry in the garden, Far posted the following slur on midgets! how cruel, how insensitive! how politically incorrect! how anti-munchkin! i am shocked, just shocked at this heartless comment! ..." They must be short huh? ahahahahaha Midgets!" SHAME! the last group it is safe to ridicule! :yh_cry ..

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:01 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm absolutely aghast.:yh_oooooi knew your conscience would prick you.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:04 pm

lady cop wrote: i knew your conscience would prick you.
Speaking of pricks.....

Oh....never mind......

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:16 pm

Last night it was Poop, ducks, and flying dicks..:wah:

Tonight it's pricks and midgets.. What can I say..:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl never a dull moment. I say toss the midgets, and bring on the pricks..:-3

i knew your conscience would prick you.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:19 pm

CARLA wrote: Last night it was Poop, ducks, and flying dicks..:wah:

Tonight it's pricks and midgets.. What can I say.. :yh_rotfl never a dull moment. I say toss the midgets, and bring on the pricks..:-3

Somebody catch him!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:26 pm

oh the humanity!!! :-1

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:27 pm

flopstock wrote: Sorry.. I normally don't talk like that..EVER!

I blame the arcade system for our ruination.

and our choices in life make ALL the difference. . . . .

best choose more wisely in the future, little grasshopper

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:34 pm

Clancy wrote: ....is the little 'un checking out his pal's goods? .....MY EYES ! MY EYES !:(oh my gawd!! gay midgets!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 10:25 pm

Far Rider wrote: I never trusted Midgets or clowns! The first time I heard the little man say "the plane, the plane" I knew they were trouble.

LC this is very short sided of you! You know Im a bigger man than this!

:wah: :wah:

ahahahaha I will never live this one down!it's pick on Far week!

so i see the "i" on your keyboard is working ducky? :yh_rotfl

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:12 am

Let me see, we have a cop, we have a biker, we have a native american somewhere I think, we have a construction worker, we have a cowboy, we have the army guy.

Yes we can do it, the FORUM GARDEN VILLAGE PEOPLE TRIBUTE BAND can be a reality. Only in America:sneaky:

As a member of a nation whose national dress is a skirt (enough to worry any would be enemy, I mean if you saw a brawny highlander in a skirt running towards you waving a big knife what would you do?) I'm curious as to what Americas national dress would be. Hell's Angels, cowboys and Native americans (is it offensive to say red indians?) are iconic images that everyone would immediately recognise as American. Wearing what the pilgrim fathers wore just makes you look like members of th sealed knot society on a day trip.

Pity the poor English, don't know if you have ever seen Morris dancers but wearing bells on your ankles and waving a hanky doesn't do much or the image does it? The greeks now, a skirt and red pompoms on their slippers and that's just the military.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/n ... ostume.asp

:yh_rotfl

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:26 am

My cousin who is 6'-6" went out with a midget. He was nuts over her

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:24 am

gmc wrote: Let me see, we have a cop, we have a biker, we have a native american somewhere I think, we have a construction worker, we have a cowboy, we have the army guy.

Yes we can do it, the FORUM GARDEN VILLAGE PEOPLE TRIBUTE BAND can be a reality. Only in America:sneaky:

As a member of a nation whose national dress is a skirt (enough to worry any would be enemy, I mean if you saw a brawny highlander in a skirt running towards you waving a big knife what would you do?) I'm curious as to what Americas national dress would be. Hell's Angels, cowboys and Native americans (is it offensive to say red indians?) are iconic images that everyone would immediately recognise as American. Wearing what the pilgrim fathers wore just makes you look like members of th sealed knot society on a day trip.

Pity the poor English, don't know if you have ever seen Morris dancers but wearing bells on your ankles and waving a hanky doesn't do much or the image does it? The greeks now, a skirt and red pompoms on their slippers and that's just the military.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/n ... ostume.asp

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl sing YMCA for us Far! :yh_rotfl

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:25 am

lady cop wrote: ..
Brokeback Molehill.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:41 am

Accountable wrote: :yh_rotfl sing YMCA for us Far! :yh_rotfl

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:43 am

Wow, we could put that on the FG Record cover! Far singing the lead vocal...............

*covering up bunny ears*

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:45 am

We could post the MP3 link to it, so when we open up FG home page the song begins to play........................

Oh my, I guess I need my diet coke and quick this morning!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:46 am

SnoozeControl wrote: That really chaps my ass.:sneaky:

*Not making a crude remark about butter*

orpheus · Post by **orpheus** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:33 am

Uncle Kram wrote: My cousin who is 6'-6" went out with a midget. He was nuts over her
I find that a little funny........ :-3 does this make me a bad person?

orpheus · Post by **orpheus** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:34 am

Accountable wrote:

*Not making a crude remark about butter*

And I refuse to mention Marlon Brando

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:09 am

orpheus wrote: I find that a little funny........ :-3 does this make me a bad person?

I'm sorry to be short with you, but yes, Join the club

pina · Post by **pina** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:26 am

Stop all this small talk at once. :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:40 pm

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quoting GMC----

Let me see, we have a cop, we have a biker, we have a native american somewhere I think, we have a construction worker, we have a cowboy, we have the army guy.

Yes we can do it, the FORUM GARDEN VILLAGE PEOPLE TRIBUTE BAND can be a reality. Only in America:sneaky:-------------------brilliant idea GMC! ok, rehearsals start tonight, bring your costumes!!:yh_bigsmi :yh_laugh

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:42 pm

Lady Cop wrote: Yes we can do it, the FORUM GARDEN VILLAGE PEOPLE TRIBUTE BAND can be a reality. Only in America:sneaky:-------------------brilliant idea GMC! ok, rehearsals start tonight, bring your costumes!!:yh_bigsmi :yh_laugh
If you're makin' Far wear chaps without jeans, I'm stayin' the heck home! :yh_sick

big red · Post by **big red** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:03 pm

being quite short myself i can sympathise with the poor little people.

follow the yellow brick road.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:20 pm

lady cop wrote: Join Date: Aug 2004

Location: Scotland

Posts: 1,791

quoting GMC----

Let me see, we have a cop, we have a biker, we have a native american somewhere I think, we have a construction worker, we have a cowboy, we have the army guy.

Yes we can do it, the FORUM GARDEN VILLAGE PEOPLE TRIBUTE BAND can be a reality. Only in America:sneaky:-------------------brilliant idea GMC! ok, rehearsals start tonight, bring your costumes!!:yh_bigsmi :yh_laugh
Which one am I? The biker or the Native American? Can I switch off so as not to become bored?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:41 pm

Far Rider wrote: You can be anyone you want!

I wont see this show! No way! I'll be absent that day! Unless its an all ladies show!:)what do you mean?? you're the :yh_cowboy :yh_star !!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:03 pm

YMCA, it's fun to stay at the YMCA.....:wah: