How Often Do YOu.......

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:39 pm

I was just reading how everyone is taking this forum so seriously. So here is a poll for you to read and lighten up.......The question is .........

How often do you fart?;) :p

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:42 pm

Saffron wrote: I was just reading how everyone is taking this forum so seriously. So here is a poll for you to read and lighten up.......The question is .........

How often do you fart?;)

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl NEVER expect the unexpected!

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:54 pm

Far Rider wrote: ok so thats three farters and four voters, fess up who cut the cheese?:wah:

BTS - all the dang time...........BWAAAAHAHAAHAAA. He is going to tell that I burp a lot. I blame that on heredity though. My brothers can say entire sentences while burping. :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:59 pm

Far Rider wrote: ok so thats three farters and four voters, fess up who cut the cheese?:wah:That'll be me

Damn tablets..oops pardon me!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:09 pm

Ladies don't fart, we fluff..!!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:13 pm

Why isn't there an over 100 times option?

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:19 pm

CARLA wrote: Ladies don't fart, we fluff..!!

Isn't that another thread.............:yh_rotfl

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:20 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I've let one rip that was so loud, it made my cat jump. I had to laugh at that.:wah:

For some reason, I think farts and burps are sort of amusing.:-2

You must have grown up in a family of men as I did............:wah:

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:21 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I've let one rip that was so loud, it made my cat jump. I had to laugh at that.:wah:

For some reason, I think farts and burps are sort of amusing.:-2
Yeah, sure....very amusing, especially when someone else cuts them and they look at you and say your name loudly so all others in the room actually think you did it! :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:22 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I've let one rip that was so loud, it made my cat jump. I had to laugh at that.:wah:

For some reason, I think farts and burps are sort of amusing.:-2That's cos you're a cheeky sod! :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:26 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I've let one rip that was so loud, it made my cat jump. I had to laugh at that.:wah:

For some reason, I think farts and burps are sort of amusing.:-2

Me too - How old do you think you have to be before it stops being amusing?

I've often wondered how often the Queen farts

I do show great maturity in other areas.............honest

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:32 pm

I'll never forget 6th grade - circa 1966 - my best girlfriend let a big loud one rip - she got sooooo red faced and the entire class laughed. I felt so bad for her I had to burp (my Grandad taught me how). We both got sent to the principal's office for disrupting class.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:34 pm

Uncle Kram, I hope never it is one of the funniest sounds we humans make..!! My guess is the Queen Mum is capable of letting it rip just like the rest of us..!!

[QUOTE]Me too - How old do you think you have to be before it stops being amusing?[/QUOTE]

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:44 pm

CARLA wrote: Uncle Kram, I hope never it is one of the funniest sounds we humans make..!! My guess is the Queen Mum is capable of letting it rip just like the rest of us..!! :DI doubt that very much luv, she's dead! :wah:

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:46 pm

Far Rider wrote: ok so thats three farters and four voters, fess up who cut the cheese?:wah:

"He who smelt it....DEALT it"

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:59 pm

Well silly me I was thinking of big ears MUM...:wah: :wah: She is alive right..!! :-3

[QUOTE]I doubt that very much luv, she's dead!

FAR, Yes you will we Fluff not Fart...!! :wah:

[QUOTE]Quote:

Originally Posted by CARLA

Ladies don't fart, we fluff..!!

dang it, that means I need to go adjust Sojos "fluff factor"...[/QUOTE]

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:04 pm

CARLA wrote: Well silly me I was thinking of big ears MUM...:wah: She is alive right..!! :-3

Big ears as in Prince Charles?........you mean the queen of England??

Yea she's alive, well her heart's beating, well ......... :-2

Yep! :wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:10 pm

Oh yes Prince Charles.. I bet he can let it rip as well as his MUM, and Camilla I know she has gas..

[QUOTE]Big ears as in Prince Charles?........you mean the queen of England??

Yea she's alive, well her heart's beating, well .........

Yep! [/QUOTE]

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:11 pm

CARLA wrote: Oh yes Prince Charles.. I bet he can let it rip as well as his MUM, and Camilla I know she has gas..

:wah: :wah: Bad girl!

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:13 pm

Far Rider wrote: dang it, that means I need to go adjust Sojos "fluff factor"...:wah:

Oh......................

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:13 pm

CARLA wrote: Ladies don't fart, we fluff..!!
Not me, I rip 'em!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:30 pm

Ok I'm the silent deadly type. However when I want them to be really smelly they are not. Guess I need to take lessons from Moverguy.

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Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:48 pm

me fart?

never!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie's got me on a roll!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:19 pm

I am in a continual and ongoing state of flatulence:wah:

librtyhead · Post by **librtyhead** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:42 pm

I save all mine for the tub and imagine myself in the Swiss Alps sipping champagne in a large jacuzzi with Julie Andrews.

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:48 pm

librtyhead;1090607 wrote: I save all mine for the tub and imagine myself in the Swiss Alps sipping champagne in a large jacuzzi with Julie Andrews.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

shelbell · Post by **shelbell** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:28 pm

If you're gonna use them, make them count...and anyone that claims they don't is lying. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:31 pm

shelbell;1090644 wrote: If you're gonna use them, make them count...and anyone that claims they don't is lying. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:37 am

Im a windy kinda gal, amazes me how I can be in work all day and no trumps but as soon as I hit the car park my bum starts a talking, trouble is it wont shut up:yh_rotfl

Farting with style takes practice,

Perfection takes time, its a gift,

You've first got to learn all the basics,

Like pushing one out in a lift.

Those silent but violent are classics,

With friends it's a really good game,

Fart in a crowd at a party,

Then watch to see who gets the blame.

Now once your technique has been mastered,

You'll know what your bottom can do,

But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,

Coz one day you might follow through !!!!

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:18 am

Odie;1090601 wrote: me fart?

never!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie's got me on a roll!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:wah: I can't believe you resurrected this thread.

Who counts anyway??

Tan · Post by **Tan** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:19 am

Oprah's a liar

nok · Post by **nok** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:03 am

So often that I don't care to remember and mine are totally uncontrollable. They come out whenever they want to. :yh_rotfl

I've had 3-4 farts coming minutes apart of each other and they're loud, too ! :guitarist

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:20 am

nok;1093707 wrote: So often that I don't care to remember and mine are totally uncontrollable. They come out whenever they want to. :yh_rotfl

I've had 3-4 farts coming minutes apart of each other and they're loud, too ! :guitarist

Congratulations:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

laneybug · Post by **laneybug** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:44 pm

I need to get my husband to take this poll! He farts more than any other person I know! Well, except for his sister.... I think it runs in the family. :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

When we got married, I begged him not to fart during the wedding, because I really thought he would have! He said, "But what if I make it quiet" which he isn't known for!

He's an RN and a firm believer in passing gas whenever (and wherever) necessary to prevent "intestinal issues." What a convenient excuse! :wah: