http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=6209
A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue.
Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"The old man lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"
A Pious Old Man
A Pious Old Man
A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
A Pious Old Man
Very cute, poly, I'm swiping it and sending it off to my gramps. He'll get such a kick out of this!!
Hey, nice to see you haven't vanished altogether! Good to have you around again. :-6
Hey, nice to see you haven't vanished altogether! Good to have you around again. :-6
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
A Pious Old Man
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl