Today in Traffic

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:30 pm

I did pick my nose today in the car and I scratched the inside on accident (really bad) and all of a sudden I had a full on nose bleed in the middle of traffic!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:17 pm

Like this?

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:38 pm

OMG! I've been doing that lately too. But not to that extreme.

I bet you fart in your car too.:wah: :-3

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:55 pm

It's not coincidental that our nostrils are about the size of our index fingers.

Just look at Gorillas.:wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:04 pm

Lon, :wah: :wah: That is true never thought about it that way. :-3

[QUOTE]It's not coincidental that our nostrils are about the size of our index fingers.

Just look at Gorillas.[/QUOTE]

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:08 am

Last week, i looked in my rear view mirror and saw the guy in the car behind me picking his nose,

i tried my hardest but i could'nt stop looking, all the while i was calling him a dirty sod to myself

but still i could'nt stop glancing in my mirror, why's that?

No punchline or anything, just wanted to share.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:55 am

Ill come clean what the hell, Im a clean freak. I make Felix look like Oscar (Odd Couple) Everything has to be just right or my head wil explode. The trunk of my car looks like the cleaning products aisle at Target. I have a stash of emergency wipes and lint rollers and what not inside the console and I utilize red light time for picking lint off the seats or straightening floormats.

Anyway I was transporting a feather duster for use at home and I thought Id try it on my dash at a red light. Its yellow and plumy. Im dusting and I look over and theres a very pretty girl in the next lane watching me. I was totally busted. I knew it, she knew it, so all I could do was shrug a little and start praying for the green light. I felt kinda gay.