Yesterday while chatting here online with you all, I decided to reach for a book off my bookcase behind me. Instead of turning my swivel chair around and getting the book, I leaned back to get the book. Big mistake, my chair broke and I went to the floor. I ended up on my back, and there for minute felt like a turtle cause I wasn't sure how I was gonna get up. And now my poor chair is in 2 pieces, the chair, then the base with the wheels. :wah:
Sooo fess up, what's your latest klutz action.
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"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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Missing the bottom step outside our flat. In slow motion, falling flat and splayed like a wall lizard on the drive. tore my jeans at the knee with a scrape to match, and a gash in my palm. Guess I was lucky noone else saw it!:o The sound of my husbands laughter was enough.
~Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!~
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I tore my best pair of cords, they were teal!:-1
On the old truck door getting out with groceries.
On the old truck door getting out with groceries.
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I am a mental klutz, last klutz thing I did, misread my departure time on my plane ticket home.... Had to make a run for the transit like crazy fools I tell ya that Raven is as cool as cucumber while I remain an utter ditz!
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
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Sheryl wrote: Yesterday while chatting here online with you all, I decided to reach for a book off my bookcase behind me. Instead of turning my swivel chair around and getting the book, I leaned back to get the book. Big mistake, my chair broke and I went to the floor. I ended up on my back, and there for minute felt like a turtle cause I wasn't sure how I was gonna get up. And now my poor chair is in 2 pieces, the chair, then the base with the wheels. :wah:
Sooo fess up, what's your latest klutz action.
good thing you didn't topple the book case down upon your head there missy!!!
Sooo fess up, what's your latest klutz action.
good thing you didn't topple the book case down upon your head there missy!!!
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
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I broke 2 toes.....little one and one next to it and cracked the foot bone where my little toe connects to it..........HOW do you ask? I saw one of the cats on the kitchen counter..
...........big NO-NO in the house. I went to snag the cat, did not make the corner and slammed my foot into the door jamb. Three months ago I was shaving my legs in the shower and lost my footing......took the curtain with me and took 15 stitches into the back of my head when I hit the edge of the vanity..........I sit down to shave now.

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I'm always klutzy, it's especially funny when I'm out in public by myself!:D
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Fell arse over tit and ended up spead eageled on the floor in Argos (last wednesday floor was wet) shopping rolled all over the floor , so i thought i'd embarrass myself a tad more and shout at the woman trying to winch me up.. then i shouted at everyone staring at me.. then i shouted at the staff for not noticing . I'm sure there's a video doing the round's now .
**I've also slipped in McD's, tripped in Mark's and Spark's and done the semi split's in Safeway's i really should buy some trouser's:rolleyes:

**I've also slipped in McD's, tripped in Mark's and Spark's and done the semi split's in Safeway's i really should buy some trouser's:rolleyes:
Can go from 0 - to bitch in 3.0 seconds .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .

Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
