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minks
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There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and manually. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. An alternative antidote is Boss Employment and Energy Reliever (BEER).

You should forward this warning to 5 friends.

If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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minks wrote: There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and manually. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.



If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. An alternative antidote is Boss Employment and Energy Reliever (BEER).



You should forward this warning to 5 friends.



If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl + 2 = 5 friends
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koochikoo wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Thats great!

Gee there's been some good posts today, my face is getting sore from laughing!!


tis friday we need a good laugh :)
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minks wrote: tis friday we need a good laugh :)


I do..I've got the 'blues' today...hey ho..
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awwww not good for a friday,

:-6 :-6 :-6

here ya go
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How funny is that? :D But true. I do like the solutions to it, though. Makes it almost worthwhile. I may have to go home and do something about relieving my fridge of some of the virus remedies.:p
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:wah: do you know i always wondered what was wrong with me :wah:
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