About as sharp as a marble.
A few clowns short of a circus.
Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
I wish I had a blueprint for his brain; I'm trying to build an idiot.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
He only has one oar in the water.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
24 cents short of a quarter.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
Nice ways of saying someone's not all there...
Nice ways of saying someone's not all there...
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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DesignerGal
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Nice ways of saying someone's not all there...
This could really come in handy right now with the father/sister sitaution and all. How's the wine?
HBIC
Nice ways of saying someone's not all there...
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
I resemble that one. There's a lot of garden tools about in here and all of them are an inspiration to me... of course I'm a blonde.. hic
I resemble that one. There's a lot of garden tools about in here and all of them are an inspiration to me... of course I'm a blonde.. hic
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
Nice ways of saying someone's not all there...
A few bricks short of a full load. (Used by builders) 
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
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pantsonfire321@aol.com
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Nice ways of saying someone's not all there...
If you had brains you'd be dangerous .
If you had brains you'd still be dence .
If you had brains you'd still be dence .
Can go from 0 - to bitch in 3.0 seconds .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
Smile people :yh_bigsmi
yep, this bitch bites back .
Nice ways of saying someone's not all there...
A Few More! (You already had most of the rest!:D )
NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX!
HE'D HAVE TO IMPROVE, JUST TO BE STUPID!
DUMB DOES AS DUMB IS!
THE LIGHT BULB IS DIM!
A PINT SHORT OF A QUART!
ALL THE HORSES ARE NOT IN THE CORRAL!
NOT THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX!
HE'D HAVE TO IMPROVE, JUST TO BE STUPID!
DUMB DOES AS DUMB IS!
THE LIGHT BULB IS DIM!
A PINT SHORT OF A QUART!
ALL THE HORSES ARE NOT IN THE CORRAL!
Cars 
Nice ways of saying someone's not all there...
In Scotland we say
there's a tattie nae boilin' in that pan!! :wah:
there's a tattie nae boilin' in that pan!! :wah: