If Cats Ruled The World

[pantsonfire321@aol.com]

A human should never attempt to tell a cat what to do .

She may attempt to get us to do someting by begging ,bribing ,beseeching ,sweet-talking, appealing ,imploring , flattering . Even then we will probably just ignore her .



My human thinks that i'm arrogant ,selfish ,lazy and huffy .

Shes right and i have many other fine virtues too.

All things come to those who purr.



There are many secrets to getting out of trouble when you have done something bad.

Look indignant.

Purr sweetly .

Pretend to be injured.

Blame the dog.

Run like hell.



Make your home wherever you find a suitable sucker to tend to all your needs with love and devotion .

If fortune blesses .make many homes.

CAT LAW

A cat can hear a mouse yawning a mile away while filtering out the sound of a pleading human who is just six feet away .

[zinkyusa]

Dogs have owners.

Cats have staff.

[pantsonfire321@aol.com]

A wise cat acquires wisdom through spending long periods motionlessly staring into space considering issues of universal importance - such as where shall i sleep next .

Cats sleep because it is their sole purpose in life . Humans sleep so that they have the energy to serve their cat .

[pantsonfire321@aol.com]

Any noise worth making is worth making, at full volume , in the middle of the night.



Should you accidently find yourself out in the cold ,dark, scary dead of night dont suffer in silence .

Wail loudly and persistantly - your human will happily get out of bed to come to your rescue and prepair you a midnight snack.



No matter how busy you are try to take time out to appreciate the arts.

Spend a few moments clawing some expensive wallpaper then lie back relax, and enjoy your creative efforts .

[chonsigirl]

:wah: Look at your thread topic..................

Cats already rule the world!

Or, at least my house, with a little help from the bunnies....................

[minks]

If I knew then what I know now about... Cats, I would have stuck with a dog.....

Cat's are silent, this allows them to shred the garbage, which in turn piques dos curiosity, click click click in goes dog, human is stirred awake, jumps from warm bed to investigate and blames dog.

Cat 1

Dog -12

[chonsigirl]

:wah:

Revenge is in my household-I know the cat is busting the stuff, not the bunnies. He weighs three times more! And watched him do it, and then jump away to leave the blame on the bunnies.

[CheshireCat]

My cat is the boss, no doubt about it.

[Rapunzel]

I like Margaret Sherry's "Cattitude" poem. :wah:

[Just looking]

Man! My mom's cat gets on my nerves! You people don't really think that cats are any good, right?

[Raven]

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: A human should never attempt to tell a cat what to do .

She may attempt to get us to do someting by begging ,bribing ,beseeching ,sweet-talking, appealing ,imploring , flattering . Even then we will probably just ignore her .





My human thinks that i'm arrogant ,selfish ,lazy and huffy .

Shes right and i have many other fine virtues too.



All things come to those who purr.





There are many secrets to getting out of trouble when you have done something bad.

Look indignant.

Purr sweetly .

Pretend to be injured.

Blame the dog.

Run like hell.







Make your home wherever you find a suitable sucker to tend to all your needs with love and devotion .

If fortune blesses .make many homes.



CAT LAW

A cat can hear a mouse yawning a mile away while filtering out the sound of a pleading human who is just six feet away .
Aint it the truth? I'm sure my two moggies would agree with that!