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Sheryl
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Come on who would bid on a celebrity's kids first crap. :rolleyes:

I beginning to wonder if Social Services shouldn't be called in before anything else bizarre happens. :(



NEW YORK (AFP) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.



The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.

The artist behind the work, Daniel Edwards, previously courted controversy with a life-size nude sculpture of pop star Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. That work was shown at the same gallery in April.

"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars.

The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, is to be sold on eBay next month with proceeds from the sale going to infant health charity March Of Dimes.

As of Wednesday it had attracted a top bid of 41 dollars.

"Mission: Impossible" star Cruise and Holmes announced Suri's birth in April. The entertainment press, which dubbed the pair "TomKat," has shown a seemingly insatiable appetite for news of the pair and their "TomKitten."

A spokeman for the couple was not immediately available Wednesday to comment on the sculpture

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The latest scoop, huh.......................
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:rolleyes: what is the world coming to?
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Sheryl wrote:

NEW YORK (AFP) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.




What a load of crap!

:p :D :wah:
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Post by LilacDragon »

I have fond memories and memorabilia from different things but never in a million years did it occur to me to save the first poop!!!

I think it is time for young Tom to seek some mental health professionals.
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Luv your avatar!

Now I've seen everything! I saw the photo on my Yahoo page and I didn't know what it was (didn't bother to pull it up). Now I know.:(
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thanks. :D

I'm beginning to wonder if thier child was concieved just for added publicity. :thinking:
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Yeah realy s**ty publicity.:lips:
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:wah: yea definatly
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He is cute...but there's something not quite right about Tom Cruise.:thinking:
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Post by Angelica »

LOL..I have bought coprolites (dinosaur pooh), but I would have to draw the line at buying some celebrity's kids piece of turd. :rolleyes:
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Oh Please, why would they save that? That's absurd. I agree, it's a desperate publicity stunt. Marrying Kate was too.
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Sheryl wrote: thanks. :D

I'm beginning to wonder if thier child was concieved just for added publicity. :thinking:
Ding, Ding, Ding!!! We have a winner. Johnny, tell her what she's won!


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:thinking: You know....it's not just about the couch anymore....
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Wolverine wrote: Ding, Ding, Ding!!! We have a winner. Johnny, tell her what she's won!


so what I win??



Actually Dave's convinced there never was a real pregnacy or baby. But I think he's just still po'd that Katie Holmes hooked up with such a nutter. :D
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Sheryl wrote: so what I win??



Actually Dave's convinced there never was a real pregnacy or baby. But I think he's just still po'd that Katie Holmes hooked up with such a nutter. :D
right there it is.

he's crazy. 100% out of his friggin' gourd.:yh_loser


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:wah:
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Sheryl wrote: so what I win??

:D


any thing you want.


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Sheryl

Take curtain # 1.
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yea but if Wolvie's handing out the prizes, I'm not sure I wanna know what's behind any of the curtains. :-3



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it won't be that gross.


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ugh huh



ok **closing eyes and begins eenie minnie miny moe**



hmm curtain # 2 please. :-2
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really?? curtain two?? you're sure about that? ok.

let's see what was behind curtain one.

an all expense paid trip to El Paso. three days and two nights at a rest stop.

curtain three

a man servant (yours truly) to be at your beck and call for 5 days. a full 120 hours.


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shucks....should of went with curtain 3.. :o
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i'm positive this guy means to haunt the celebrity children with embarrassingly publicized mementos of their past. i like it.
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Curtain #2 ? #2 hasn't been revealed and Carol Merrill is waiting..?

Thank God Sheryl didn't take the box.

Wolverine - love the wit .

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He is keeping curtain#2 a secret....... TELL TELL! maybe we don't want to know.:yh_giggle
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I call caca on this one. I've changed four "first" diapers and I've never seen a virgin dump with that consistancy. Were they feeding that child burgers her first day or what?
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Has anyone even thought of how the kid is going to feel about some stranger owning a bronze sculpture of her first crap?! How much more invasive can these retarded parents be??!
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What makes anyone think Cruise and Holmes had anything to do with this? I didn't get that from the article. And again, first doodoo's don't look like that, sorry.
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whats going on???
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