"I just can't get an erection." He says. The doctor gives him a quick check over.
"There's nothing physically wrong with you, Sir. If you like, I'll refer you to a sex therapist."
The sex therapist puts him under hypnosis. After he wakes up, he says to him.
"There's nothing wrong with you, you're just lacking in self-confidence. You died a couple of times on the job, and that's put a psychological block on your natural desires. Here's what I've done. There used to be a television series with Ted Rogers called 3 - 2 - 1. Well, under hypnosis, I've arranged that if you want an erection, all you have to do is say one, two, three. Try it out."
"What, here?"
The doctor shrugs his shoulders. "We're both men." Sure enough, he is able to get an erection just by saying one, two, three.
"Great, but how do I lose it?"
"Just count to four." He counts to four and loses it instantly.
Satisfied, he rushes home. That night he cuddles into his wife.
"Here, Rosie, have a look at this. One, two, three!" Up it comes.
"Wonderful! Here, George, what did you say one, two three, FOR?":D
