"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
Carol Channing's rendition of this pales in comparison with the amazing and unforgettable performance rendered by yours truly and her Poughkeepsie girlfriend in the New York Met a few years ago. We had stumbled somehow into an invitation only display of Cartier jewellery attended by the upper crust matrons of Long Island etc all glad ragged out. As one, we two scruffy non-pedigreed lowlifes burst enthusiastically and raucously into our little number, complete with all the dancing moves. Shocked silence. Then we got thrown out on our unappreciated patooties... :sneaky: Worth it though!!!
Hey a diamond is a diamond !! I was thinking 4 hole piercing in one ear - or the belly button ?? Pinky, you and clancy have a suspicious (dirty) mind..
Cringing - Pinky you had a painful tatoo, and weren't you up and couldn't sleep the night before? Any pictures yet??