The funniest thing you've heard all week...

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:22 pm

Well....

Who was she on the phone to??? :-2

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:23 pm

its pensioner days in the salon tues & wed, always get the best laughs with the old girls, we laugh from opening to closing, bless em :-4

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:57 pm

"You want what??? when???"

:yh_youkid :yh_rotfl

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:06 pm

I think lots of us live very fraught lives, and it's awesome to be able to find humour and sunshine wherever we are!!! You rock, Pinky and Buttercup. And you too Abbey and Minks!!!

Sometimes - well very often in fact - I feel like a piece on a chess board, and stuff is happening all round me and to me, out of my control, and I'm observing the play too. The game is scary. It is a game somehow, but involves real people, real lives, me and my friends and my family, my neighbour in the biblical sense of the word....

Somehow we're all caught up in the dance - and maybe a good laugh, a belly laugh, a glowing cackle at the irony, the absurdity of well, pretty much everything.. is our release. Love, friendship, music, and laughter..

And that's my little word for the day... :sneaky:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:26 pm

Finding out my cousin met his wife through the "Penny Saver." It's a bargain paper for selling stuff. She put in an ad, he answered. But he's embarrassed about it.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:16 am

My friend and I discussing cakes and her saying that she likes thing made from 'chokes' pastry. Then me explaining that's not how you pronounce choux.:wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:46 am

Funniest thing I've heard all week, was yesterday watching Mel Brooks's Spaceballs film fior the first time. OMG I haven't laughed so hard in well ages. Really funny, I recommend it to anyone who likes Star Wars and a good laugh.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:49 am

Haven't seen that, Chris!!! But I did roll around the floor in helpless and much needed mirth last night at an episode of Futurama where the gal with one eye ended up a space age Dorothy in the land of Oz. ...

How the heck are you?

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:51 am

G'day Wendy... and yes the chokes pastry was rather neat!!!!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:55 am

AussiePam;453037 wrote: Haven't seen that, Chris!!! But I did roll around the floor in helpless and much needed mirth last night at an episode of Futurama where the gal with one eye ended up a space age Dorothy in the land of Oz. ...

How the heck are you?

Pam!!!!! Crikey I haven't seen you in ages!!

I'm not too bad thanks, I am still suffering from a cold, which to be honest means I should be in bed, but hey gotta get my daily dose of FG, even if it is only for an hour hehehe.

You haven't seen Spaceballs oh it is really funny. I spotted some clips of it by accident on YouTube, and then to my delight, found that my mum has it on tape. Dark Helmet is the bad guy, and he is sooooo stupid, you just can't help but to laugh hehehe. If anyone is interested I can put a link up to show you.

Anyhow, how about yourself, what you been up to lately??

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:19 am

Imladris;452990 wrote: My friend and I discussing cakes and her saying that she likes thing made from 'chokes' pastry. Then me explaining that's not how you pronounce choux.:wah:

Once heard a guy in a cake shop ask for a "gattucks". It was politely pointed out to him that "Gateaux" was pronounced "Gatto".

As he dropped it on the way out he said "Oh Bolleaux"

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:04 am

i heard carlos mencia for the first time a few nights ago. i laughed untill i cried. he was hillarious!!!!!!!!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:19 am

when I told my husband, in all seriousness, that whenever I try and think of a romantic song I always picture Chef from South Park singing...which made him laugh so much he couldn't talk and that got me laughing so hard...

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:24 am

I have a GOOD ONE!

My sister in law called my mother in law to ask her if she (MIL) wanted to come over and get the book. To which Mother in Law replied, "Im too exhausted, the maids just left."

WHAT IS THAT?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:03 pm

Uncle Kram;453259 wrote: Once heard a guy in a cake shop ask for a "gattucks". It was politely pointed out to him that "Gateaux" was pronounced "Gatto".

As he dropped it on the way out he said "Oh Bolleaux"

:wah: :wah:

Nice one

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:30 am

Had a lady in the salon this morning telling me her neice has graduated university with a degree in Ancient egypian something or other, her neice is busy moaning - why cant i get a job, her aunt looks at me & says - bloody idiot who the hell needs that in Scotland, cracked me up for ages but you maybe had to be there or see the amazement on the aunts face :wah:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:07 am

not hysterical funny..but bringing a smile to me anyway...

The Democrats now control both houses of government. Our Republican President , I think, will be counting the days till his term is over in two years. It may be a L***O***N***G two years for him.:sneaky:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:12 am

Marie5656;454889 wrote: not hysterical funny..but bringing a smile to me anyway...

The Democrats now control both houses of government. Our Republican President , I think, will be counting the days till his term is over in two years. It may be a L***O***N***G two years for him.:sneaky:

g-o-o-d:D

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:23 am

In a welcome thread Snooze said she is shy and has a hard time expressing herself.:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:24 am

YZGI;454915 wrote: In a welcome thread Snooze said she is shy and has a hard time expressing herself.:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

and it was funny:wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:21 am

buttercup;454775 wrote: Had a lady in the salon this morning telling me her neice has graduated university with a degree in Ancient egypian something or other, her neice is busy moaning - why cant i get a job, her aunt looks at me & says - bloody idiot who the hell needs that in Scotland, cracked me up for ages but you maybe had to be there or see the amazement on the aunts face :wah:

I like that!!!:wah: :wah:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:36 am

I'm sure I must be banned from the local card shops! I have to go and look at those ones like old photos, with the funny captions... I try not to, I can't help it, and within seconds I'm rolling about. ( dirty looks from assistants ) The one that got me this week was.......

WOMAN........Doctor, I think the HRT I'm on is too strong, I've got hair growing in a strange place.

DOCTOR........And where might that be Mrs Jones.

WOMAN.........ON ME BALLS!!!!:wah:

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:12 am

Has too that some one wants too put my dog on the menu.:-5

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:24 am

My old git offered to make me a cup of tea........I jumped up so fast i nearly gave myself a bloody hernia (hes a lazy twat - cave man syndrome) :yh_sigh :yh_wink